AI is an overblown mess right?

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Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

The LLM approach to AI seems like it's applicable to mostly bad poo poo and not to much of worth IMO. but then I am a sourpuss goon who only sees the worst in everything so there you go.

Disinformation
Ripping off creative people and decreasing their ability to earn a living
Putting a load of irritating nonsense in every search result I do so it gets to the point I can't read the word "certainly" without scowling
etc.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 13:55

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:51

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Rad-daddio posted:

Is the word "certainly" some kind of tell for AI written stuff?

some LLMs have a tendency to produce responses starting with "certainly!"

for example I came up with a query off the top of my head just now: "sql server delete from one table via join" and this is what Bing spits out in its little AI sidebar:

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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 14:31

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

when did this become the Debating Rothko Megathread

Wendigee posted:

Everyone I work with Is getting forced to use ai integration if they code and everyone hates it who isn't just starting out. Lol.

I heard they pay 4k a month for each GitHub account that has it and they get charged per PR that uses it. Lol. Lmao.

In other news we just killed a service that cost 2000 Dollars a month for the entire company to save money.

Why yes, our new tech officer is also really into Bitcoin. Lol to infinity.

I think part of it is that all of our code is proprietary and the ai can't really integrate because it's so old and the other part is old people refusing to try it.

I hear it does nice boiler plate poo poo but that's useless when it needs to integrate with a code base made of popsicle sticks, gum, and some tape.

Waffle House posted:

Discouraged veteran oldbies NOT wanting to train their AI replacement are going to cause the general pyramid of professional understanding to tesseract

AEMINAL posted:

Ngl stable diffusion can generate shockingly good sloppy furry porn these days with a custom model. Guessing it's because of the absolute autistic level of keywords used on picture hosting sites.

Erect nipples. Fangs. Piss-visor.

There are people who train models on popular artists' art and sell a dozen 'custom' quickly prompted diffusions for 5-10 bucks, based on your fursona or whatever

Would not want to be an artist these days, at least in the hyperprofitable porn space. It's dyinnn

what is this ai bullshit even good for?! :ms:

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 15:04

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i read that Ed Zitron article and then read another one which links to this tweet featuring a Sora video. not super impressed. everything in the video right down to the bedclothes appears to be a The Thing.

https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/1758203473881956689

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 15:11

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

F-tier room decorator: I shall hang a picture of a lobster on my wall.
B-tier room decorator: I shall hang a Rothko print on my wall.
S-tier room decorator: I shall hang sloppy furry porn on my wall. It will feature piss visors.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 15:23

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

what is it useful for

# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 22:19

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Tarkus posted:

Well LLM's, as they are, are good for text generation, question answering, language translation, sentiment analysis, summarization, code generation, tutoring and education, customer service, and research assistance. I use it all the time for all kinds of things.

ok but we were talking about Sora, the video-generation thing OpenAI are currently teasing

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 00:35

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Poohs Packin posted:

Kermit the frog huge boobs masterpiece realistic areolas

stop stealing my prompts bro!!!

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:47

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

ArmedZombie posted:

that's a real job though.

prompt engineer
:hmmyes:

sandwich artist

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:49

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

pixaal posted:

The idea was to make the dumbest thing possible

Don't sign your posts

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 20:42

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Ed Zitron's latest article is him taking a big poo poo on Sam Altman. it's pretty good (or at least entertaining to see someone dunk on Altman)

quote:

Much like ChatGPT, Altman is capable only of loosely approximating the output requested, because at his core he lacks any of the substance or technical history required to do so. Like ChatGPT, he�s a know-nothing that, through deterministic measures completely detached from the meaning of the underlying ideas, picks the right words to say at the right time.

And this is the man selling the artificial intelligence dream � a salesman capable of superficial connection of ideas in a way that�s initially satisfying, as long as you don�t think about it too much.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 16:18

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I guess we know that AI has really "arrived" now that it has people who will defend it to the death on the internet against its Enemies

# ¿ May 1, 2024 16:22

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Althar posted:

I hope it advances enough to really take some jobs. The online arguments will be glorious. The art folks already lose their drat mind over it. It�ll be loving hilarious once it actually makes a dent in the unemployment rate.

I hope an AI artist comes to life and takes over a venture capital funded robot and kicks you in the balls

# ¿ May 15, 2024 20:16

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

lmao

# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:15

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:51

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Berryums

# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:51

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