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I just want one megacorp to go down in flames in a way that makes it extremely obvious the entire downfall was due to some dipshit saying “let’s use ai!” Just one example. One cautionary tale that’ll make CEOs think twice.
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Ignore_Me posted:This has already publicly happened multiple times and the result was that nobody in a position to gain from this knowledge cared so it will keep happening with bigger and bigger consequences met with greater and greater apathy I mean pre-existing megacorp, let’s say Amazon. I don’t mean “corporation that sprung up exclusively for a cryptoscam” Like a corporation that makes a bajillion dollars a day just out of nowhere vanishing because some dipshit says “let’s have chatgpt run customer service. What could go wrong??”
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Dokapon Findom posted:The worst part is, it can't just be new content to them, it must be made recently. Something from 2021? Sorry too old. I hate that attitude so loving much. We live in an age where you can easily get more high quality movie music and books than you could ever consume in your entire lifetime. There’s absolutely no reason for anyone to limit themselves to anything recent or demand a robot shart out something made by rolling a bunch of D-20s. I just don’t understand it.
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Rad-daddio posted:Some other goon in a movie thread posted about how they can't even watch a movie or tv series if there are older phones in it. Editing an iPhone into Dorthy’s hand so the zoomers can finally connect with The Wizard of Oz
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Netflix's latest true crime documentary used fake AI-generated photos of the killer to show what a funloving person she was: https://futurism.com/the-byte/netflix-what-jennifer-did-true-crime-ai-photos I’m desperate to see how idiots are gonna try and spin this as “ugh it’s no big deal why are you complaining?” Or “actually it’s good they did this”
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Duck and Cover posted:That didn't take long at all. I think my favorite one was “using ai to fake things in a documentary is good because it opens a dialogue about whether or not using ai to fake things in a documentary is good”
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Tarkus posted:How valuable is AI generated porn anyways? I mean, the more you make the more worthless it is and people can just make it themselves with a mediocre compuiter. Thus the thing that will hopefully kill AI, once CEOs realize it isn’t the free money printing machine after everyone says “wait why pay for your ai poo poo when I can just make my own ai poo poo with a prompt?”
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Apr 21, 2024 16:28
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:An art director talks about a film studio hiring AI techbros as matte background artists and how that went to poo poo Why would they get upset at criticism of an image they didn’t even create in the first place? Like if I typed “Mona Lisa” into google and my friend sitting next to me calls that chick ugly. Why should I take that personally?
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I think my favorite part of AI is people saying it’s useful because you can have it give you a bunch of information on some subject, and that as long as you know to remove the incorrect information you have a good resource Forgetting that if I’m using generative AI to research a subject for me, how the gently caress would I know enough about the subject to know when the AI is wrong? Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Maybe it's different in the US where you can actually hire and fire people without rhyme or reason whenever you like. Depends on the state but yeah it’s entirely possible to just fire people and replace them with “prompt artists.” And CEOs and the like are both greedy enough and stupid enough and short sighted enough to see “it costs less? Do it!” without thinking ahead to how it’ll harm them later It’s always about THIS quarter, not the NEXT quarter where you just hope it’s someone else’s problem anyway
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Insanite posted:didn't even hire any prompt bros--just added prompt broing to the job descriptions of non-artists. Honestly can’t imagine why every company isn’t doing this instead of hiring “prompt artists” when there’s no difference in the output
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The expert veteran prompt bro walks into the office and updates the new guys prompt with “+ hide hands” “They don’t teach you these tricks at prompt college, little bro”
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We still let self driving cars run their beta tests on public roads. We will NOT be holding tech bros responsible for their obviously damaging inventions.
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Rad-daddio posted:"prompt engineer" is a loving infuriating term. It feels like a term you get by asking chatgpt “what is a less pathetic term for AI artist that can go on job postings?” It failed
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Mozi posted:poo poo i posted my confidential AI-powered posting engine secret sauce I gotta say it’s weird that the AI is posting this based on THAT prompt
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I love when out of touch old people try to use whatever’s hot with the kids to teach history. Like that MLK Day Fortnite thing, comedy gold
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https://www.rabbit.tech/ lol I can’t wait to see reviews of this where YouTubers try to do basic functions and it fails at all of them
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William Bear posted:
If it was good enough for Jesus Christ himself it’s good enough for us
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I’m so glad that we are just a few more AI iterations away from a post-evidence world. Exciting times.
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So wait when I was a kid and my priest peed on my face was that a legit baptism or not? This is important.
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pixaal posted:I'm sorry, I think this was sexual in nature Wow you have a really dirty mind
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:People are bigly mad about it as well, such as this dipshit who pulled out the "OH YEAH, WELL SO ARE YOU!" schoolyard comeback The “stop being mean to the product you reviewed on YouTube! You should’ve just lied and said it was good!” drama is baffling. Why yes I DO prefer when a critic never says when something is bad. That’s just like, mean and stuff
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According to the buss marquee I guess everyone there is going to meet zalgo?
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pixaal posted:what I really don't get is why are people still using AI from over a year ago to make stuff like that? I mean you say that but the other image isn’t as instantly recognizable as AI at a glance. This one INSTANTLY screamed “this is ai” to me scrolling by before seeing what you wrote, while the other I at least had to stop on and look for a second
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I don’t get how CEOs are happy to hire people whose entire job is “use chatgpt to tell me what to do” but when I show up to the interview with my magic 8-ball I’m turned away immediately
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Segways are honestly super cool and wouldn’t have been so laughable if the pre-release hype wasn’t so comically overblown
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I like how the people building LLMs when asked details about why it does what it does they just kinda have to shrug and go “uhhhh….neural network?” That’s what I want in my military computer systems. Total ambiguity.
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I love how even to this day, corporations can’t seem to understand how bad an idea it is to crowdsource your data
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One of my “favorite” uses of AI in recent years might be translation. “Hello human translator. We have replaced your job with a robot. However we want you around to correct the robot because we know it doesn’t do a good enough job. We are making you a proofreader. You get paid less but hey, it’s a lot less work, right?” *translator just throws out the garbage the robot shits out and translates it like normal because it’s far easier that way. Gets paid less for the same work*
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I just hope that soon 30% of all earths generated power goes towards AIs talking in circles at each other trying to sell each other stuff so they keep out of our way.
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Mega Comrade posted:Now you have a product which is 5x as expensive to run. Who is paying for that? That’s next quarters problem, and by then I got my bonus and am on to the next project!
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The exact moment the AI simply fails to know what day yesterday was, you’d think anyone whose money relies on its proper operation would’ve immediately stopped using it.
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The terminators would be very easy to spot since Skynet keeps building them with too many fingers and with a gross layer of grease over their whole body
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I like to think after the dust settles and the sparkle of AI wears off, the only companies left standing will be the ones that weren’t stupid enough to sink money into it. Alas, tis merely a dream
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Waffle House posted:I'm reading that OpenAI fired its chief scientist...? Well yeah why pay him when his creation can do just as good a job?
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:This sounds so lovely. I can't imagine how it feels to have something you've devoted your life to devalued by idiots like this, as a different set of idiots try relentlessly to devalue it as a field in a literal, financial sense at the same time. Is she having to screenshot progress on everything she does or something? What can you do if someone throws out a random j'accuse? Unfortunately AI art can also poo poo out fake “progress” images to try and trick people. I guess all you can really do is make sure your image includes things like text and hands to completely eliminate all AI accusations
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There was a huge fuss just recently when a bunch of people online accused some DC comicbook artists of using AI art The AI’s goal was to pit us against each other. It has finally succeeded
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Move fast! Break things! Wahoo!! *deaths due to mushrooms continue to rise* Good news everyone! We have just disrupted Big Mycology! Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 21, 2024 |
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