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How many Reddits should I buy
This poll is closed.
0 shares, save your money for the Something Awful IPO 3 42.86%
3 shares, to get updates in real time as this all goes sideways 1 14.29%
1,000 shares you stupid idiot 3 42.86%
Total: 7 votes
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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Reddit's doing an IPO and they want certain elite deluxe spastic users to buy their stupid stock for idiots. I've been selected based on awesome posting, so how much should I get?

The price is about $30 a share and people are saying the limit is 1000. Well one person said.

I'll abide by the outcome of the poll as long as it's 3 or less. Just to see it play out, and get my foot in the door for any potential class actions down the road.

Also when ARE we doing our ipo.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

69,420 shares.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Buy AMD OP.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
how big of a bag do you want to hold op?

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