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we've all been there - somebody says something is bad and you want to tell them to turn their monitor on. or they're having computer problems and you almost ask them if they've tried the age old solution of loving and cumming in their computer, but you remember the work chat is not YOSPOS, so you sadly have to restrain yourself.
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closest I’ve got is using iirc in a chat and the other person not knowing what it meant
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Mar 12, 2024 15:56
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started typing  into teams once
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Mar 12, 2024 15:58
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actually "throw your computer in the river and live out the remainder of your life as a hermit in the forest" was surprisingly well-recieved
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Mar 12, 2024 20:15
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one time I said I would fake my death and move to belize, and there were many lols
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Mar 12, 2024 20:53
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ive put 'i canht eat ur ghost chups' in chat before
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Mar 13, 2024 03:19
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i introduced coworkers to the phrase “computer touching”
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Mar 14, 2024 03:46
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i had so many SA smileys in our work slack and we were able to get a report of what was the most used smiley and it was
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Mar 14, 2024 04:15
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old job saw  and  spread like wildfire
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Mar 14, 2024 04:32
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i had so many SA smileys in our work slack and we were able to get a report of what was the most used smiley and it was found out which of my old coworkers were goons by cross-referencing sa emoticons against our work slack custom emojis spoiler alert they were the coworkers I could have predicted were goons
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Mar 14, 2024 05:09
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Silver Alicorn posted:closest I’ve got is using iirc in a chat and the other person not knowing what it meant i also used iirc a lot thinking it was a well known thing and i guess i was wrong about that
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Mar 14, 2024 05:22
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Dijkstracula posted:found out which of my old coworkers were goons by cross-referencing sa emoticons against our work slack custom emojis i uploaded a lot of SA emojis to my office slack 
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Mar 14, 2024 05:23
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post hole digger posted:i uploaded a lot of SA emojis to my office slack same but then we switched to teams and it's awful
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Mar 14, 2024 05:35
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Someone on chat posting about its exciting that SpaceX is launching another Starship3 test today, had to bite back that an unexploded product was off-brand etc.
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Mar 14, 2024 10:36
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we had a cars channel where all the rich fucks posted their rarris and wacky rich dude cars but then it just became tesla chat and i left
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Mar 14, 2024 11:10
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my team is all product managers op. they’re not goons
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Mar 14, 2024 14:01
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fart simpson posted:my team is all product managers op. they’re not goons well its like they say, if you look at your team's slack channel membership list and cant identify the goon, youre the goon.
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Mar 14, 2024 17:00
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going red in the face trying to resist trying to tell my boss not to sign his posts
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Mar 15, 2024 12:40
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I have to stop myself pretty frequently before saying "sigma balls" and "CDeez nuts"
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Mar 15, 2024 13:42
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my one colleague literally uses the same avatar on SA and work slack. yes, I’m sure it’s the same person. no, I will in no way acknowledge that I am a goon and know that.
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Mar 15, 2024 14:25
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i do quite often want to post SA emojis in chats or messages, but I can’t even find them here most of the time. like what’s the one with the broken toothed smile?
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Mar 15, 2024 14:28
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do not out yourself as a goon. hide your shame
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Mar 15, 2024 14:37
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i was encouraged to join SA by a coworker back in 2007. he mostly only ever posted in tviv though.
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Mar 15, 2024 14:54
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shitface posted:i do quite often want to post SA emojis in chats or messages, but I can’t even find them here most of the time. like what’s the one with the broken toothed smile?  ?smilies are now indexed by keywords and easily searchable on their page. try it today!
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Mar 15, 2024 15:25
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and of course people whined about it because the smilie tooltips used to be full of stupid in-jokes
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Mar 15, 2024 15:53
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not in the iOS awful app at least. it really is… *struggles to find the appropriate smiley for 10 mins in a list with no titles and weird duplicates and gives up*… AWFUL 
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Mar 15, 2024 17:08
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shitface posted:not in the iOS awful app at least. it really is… *struggles to find the appropriate smiley for 10 mins in a list with no titles and weird duplicates and gives up*… AWFUL i thought it was just mine that was hosed up somehow with all the duplicates
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Mar 15, 2024 17:37
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it’s dumb and bad
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Mar 15, 2024 19:58
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polyester concept posted:i thought it was just mine that was hosed up somehow with all the duplicates I recall reading that deleting the app and reinstalling it will fix that. It's gone on mine since I changed phones, at any rate. But yeah, I definitely remember the strange effect of scrolling down the list increasing a multiplier for how many times each one appeared.
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Mar 16, 2024 00:17
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being in a second shitposting slack chat on your work computer and have that immediate bolt of fear shoot through you when you hit enter, and you're not quite sure into which #general you just posted "hitting that from the back like it was the second tower"
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Mar 16, 2024 00:39
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whenever i have a risky gif or something copied to my clipboard I’ve gotten into the habit of copying something else afterwards so i don’t accidentally paste it in a work channel
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Mar 16, 2024 01:40
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the kids at work are all running this multi clipboard program thingamabob that thumbnails them all and shows them on screen when you cmd-v and man i'd be fired in like one day
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Mar 16, 2024 01:44
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blink polyfill posted:being in a second shitposting slack chat on your work computer and have that immediate bolt of fear shoot through you when you hit enter, and you're not quite sure into which #general you just posted "hitting that from the back like it was the second tower" lol
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Mar 16, 2024 02:09
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i have just ordered a gaudy gilded frame in which i plan to put the "computers must shut the gently caress up" meme image and put on my office wall. i work in ai (well, theoretical cs, but i am not stupid enough to leave money on the table), and it might be a career mistake, but i just keep agreeing with the sentiment more and more.
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Mar 16, 2024 03:10
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if someone in work chat said something that was actually funny i think i would enter a fugue state
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Mar 16, 2024 08:27
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one time a designer forgot he was sharing his desktop and alt-tabbed over to his slack workspace 'Slack Sluts'. thats my slack story
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Mar 16, 2024 20:44
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“YOSPOS WHORES”
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Mar 18, 2024 17:10
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:“YOSPOS WHORES” YOSPWHORES BITHC tsk, I never got around to registering yosp.horse when there was a deal on those new weird TLDs
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Mar 18, 2024 17:18
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i've smuggled a fair few sa smiles into work slack but curiously was already there i think i have a goon
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well-read undead posted:i've smuggled a fair few sa smiles into work slack but curiously if you see one goon you likely have dozens hiding in your org chart
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