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Holy poo poo Captain, the suspect is driving down the highway the wrong way... and somehow he's convinced everyone else to do it too! I'm gonna fire through my windscreen to try and disperse them!!
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Suspect on foot! I'm in hot fursuit!!! NO CAPTAIN I DIDN'T MISPEAK THIS IS MY TRUTH
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Mar 12, 2024 21:32
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SUSPECT PULLING OVER. APPROACHING VEHICLE NOW. *taps car window* Now you gotta chase me! Chase me chase me chase meeee!! Tee hee hee! *giggles and skips back to police cruiser, trips over, starts crying*
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Mar 12, 2024 22:18
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Nobody Interesting posted:Seven Adam Fifteen, your collateral damage count is too low. Direct car to the curb pronto *Arranges cardboard boxes along side of the road for next high speed event* It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
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Mar 12, 2024 22:31
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Bonzo posted:My name is A.C.! You know who I am, goddamn it! A.C. This crime is bigger than I thought. It goes all the way to the top. We're talking presidential levels of corruption! "But chief, this means... the operation is based in..." Yes, A.C. D.C.
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