ITT we are tailing a possible suspect

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Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Dispatch be advised, suspect is a poster. Repeat: suspect is a poster. Hold back on goatse deployment.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 21:15

# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:13

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Seven Adam Fifteen, your collateral damage count is too low. Direct car to the curb pronto

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 21:37

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

When we start shooting could you guys let me get a few off first? I haven't gotten a chance to kill anybody, like ever.

Officer please clarify - you said you wanted to get the suspect off before we start shooting?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2024 22:23

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Seven Adam Fifteen - unable to resume operation. Need to poo poo and also pee pee. Over.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 01:08

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Poo is coming out. Negative on the pee so far. Over.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 01:10

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