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Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


learned the hard way this weekend, took 400mg of the finest 'buprofen (offbrand, none of that stupid-expensive advil poo poo), only to find that the makeup artists from Buffy the Vampire Slayer snuck into my house and quickly turned me into a vampire

who the gently caress decided to invent ibuprofen allergies??



the IV insertion at ER went wrong and blood went everywhere and honestly that was the worst part of the whole thing

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
You could have had a reaction to the fillers or binders in the ibuprofen tablet instead of the ibuprofen itself. So that's fun.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


hosed up either way, I've had this brand/particular type of capsule probably hundreds of times before

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all of your skin is going to fall off op, i saw it on the discovery channel

on the plus side, if you live, you will have beautiful young skin for the rest of your life

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What does ibuprofen do for ya that weed can't.

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What does ibuprofen do for ya that weed can't.

Cause anaphylaxis

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Nobody Interesting posted:

Cause anaphylaxis

you're not smoking the right poo poo, brother.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's been over a day with no update from op, i think it's safe to assume that all of their skin fell off and it's too agonizing to type until it regrows

Vakal
May 11, 2008
that's what you get for buying generics

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


That's so irritating. And now you have to try all the other drugs to make sure you're not allergic

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Hope you’re ok op

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Bad Purchase posted:

it's been over a day with no update from op, i think it's safe to assume that all of their skin fell off and it's too agonizing to type until it regrows

It has regrown; I am supple, and extremely sexy, and the anaphylactic swelling of my penis has not gone away.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




whoa, grats, sounds like a big win!

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


I'm actually just pissed that I have this whole bottle of ibuprofen that has no use to me now. My partner can't take it because of warfarin, and I can't take it because it's a new thing that can kill me. What can I do with the bottle? Is there a way I can monetise it

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sell ibuprofen loosies on the corner?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Bad Purchase posted:

sell ibuprofen loosies on the corner?

Just not in nyc


Edit: nvm op is white, cops most likely won’t murder you for it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The bottle is still fine and as long as you stop sucking at drugs then you can use the rest of them.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Bad Purchase posted:

all of your skin is going to fall off op, i saw it on the discovery channel

on the plus side, if you live, you will have beautiful young skin for the rest of your life

i was on carbamazepine for years and one of the contraindications was, "watch out for any weird rashes out of the blue, don't get sunburnt, if you get either a random rash or a sunburn turns into a weird rash seek medical attention for SJS immediately"

rip manute bol

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Mar 14, 2024

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
My mom has chronic pain and used to take ibuprofen very frequently. Twelve years ago I had to take her to the emergency room because she developed an ulcer from too much usage. That was a tense lesson to learn. Everything in moderation, y'all

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Nobody Interesting posted:

I'm actually just pissed that I have this whole bottle of ibuprofen that has no use to me now. My partner can't take it because of warfarin, and I can't take it because it's a new thing that can kill me. What can I do with the bottle? Is there a way I can monetise it

do a recrystalization to get the fillers out, we can go from there

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Rest in piss op

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