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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! It's a BIG show tonight, with a World Title match, a massive Trios match, and more! And maybe a surprise or two!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1767558668541645213?s=20

The AEW World Championship is on the line as AEW World Champion Samoa Joe defends against his former rival and the Revolution All-Star Scramble winner Wardlow! They had a heated feud a while ago, over the TNT Championship, but this time it's for the most prestigious championship in all of wrestling!** Will history repeat itself?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1767958805831430550?s=20

Last week, "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada made his debut as an official member of the AEW roster, and shocked the wrestling world when he aligned himself with AEW EVPs, The Young Bucks. And after they targeted Continental Crown Champion Eddie Kingston, they find themselves in a Trios match against Kingston and two thirds of Death Triangle, "The Bastard" PAC*** and Penta El Zero Miedo!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1766879189934702892?s=20

Before Darby Allin climbs Mount Everest****, he has another mountain to climb, in the form of "Switchblade" Jay White! There's no way Allin can be at a hundred percent following his involvement in Sting's Retirement Match, so will the future mountaineer find himself unable to be king of the mountain?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1766924486895648967?s=20

The Inaugural NJPW Strong Women's Champion goes one on one with the inaugural AEW Women's World Champion as Willow Nightingale takes on RIHO! RIHO defeated Nightingale's partner Kris Statlander last week; will she go two for two this week? Or can Nightingale, with Stokely Hathaway in her corner, score the upset?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1767989002404245865?s=20

Years ago, Chris Jericho fought Taz in ECW. And tonight, he teams with Taz's son, the FTW World Champion, HOOK! But they find themselves in the ring against two-thirds of the former ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, The Gates of Agony! Can Jericho and HOOK gel as team, or will The Gates close on them?******


Also tonight,

There just might be a big debut tonight, and if there is, it's going to be MONEY!




*I like it when Tony names shows. Saves me the trouble of trying to come up with a thread title.
**Sorry, NWA World title.
***Or is that "The Bastad"?
****Darby Allin? More like Darby Alpine.*****
*****Not one of my better puns.
******This is a better pun.

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spinst
Jul 14, 2012



MERCEDES :D

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I am so unbelievably excited for tonight let's gooooo :woop:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



HAD A DREAM THEY
SIGNED MERCEDES

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://x.com/RealMMartinez/status/1750629012794233126?s=20



MERCEDES!!!!!!

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

go hog wild... pig business :D

neoaxd fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 14, 2024

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Probably gonna have fun with my family bathing the dog with my niece since I'm visiting instead of seeing big business live

Sigh

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Mercedes "The Fountainhead" Martinez :whitewater:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Mercedes "The Fountainhead" Martinez :whitewater:

It's John Galt's speech but its replaced by CM Punk's instagram rants.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Let's gooooo

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Excited to see Wardlow holding up the title as confetti covers his glistening chest

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

I am in my seat and already hooting and hollering. Wednesday feels good my dudes.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Britt Baker returns tonight!!

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
i ordered pizza because i still didn't feel like i could quite eat my normal amount and then ate almost half. we're back, baby

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

MorningMoon posted:

Probably gonna have fun with my family bathing the dog with my niece since I'm visiting instead of seeing big business live

Sigh

I'm watching for you. with two eyes.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Big Bus$$y!

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Business makes me feel good.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Barreft posted:

Britt Baker returns tonight!!

I would legit find it funny if both Britt and Adam Cole make their (re)debuts on the same show as a much, much bigger name

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

I'm watching for you. with two eyes.

thank you but the dog is now well dried and stuff so gently caress it, i'm in the LARGE BUSINESS DIMENSION

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
so i remember when aew started tony and kenny wanted to do a joshi partnership, then :waves hands: so maybe thats the second part of big business

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Ready for some INDELIBLE BUSINESS

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

hello wednesday my old thread

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wonder if Mercedes will still be allowed to dream about eating babies now she's in AEW?

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Lid posted:

It's John Galt's speech but its replaced by CM Punk's instagram rants.

That would be better than the speech tbh

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Honestly, I'm a little worried. I think the business is too big.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

my business is big af. and its wildin out

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
Had bad birria tacos tonight, so Big Bu$$y can only make it better.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

THIS IS RAMPAGE BABY

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I can't wait for Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin announce the new Women's Tag Belts!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
I'd say light the fuse but we don't do that anymore around here.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I
Am
Ready

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
oh poo poo skipping the intro

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

On vacation and almost had an issue with the xfinity sign-in not working but got it working in time thank gawd.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Oh wow starting fast! Let's go!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Its a Mercedes get it?

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
LMAO

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

Pinwiz11 posted:

I can't wait for Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin announce the new Women's Tag Belts!

And my friends didnt believe me when I compared pro wrestling to a Broadway musical.

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

who's in the maybach!

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