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sW1chyboi
Mar 13, 2024

IDK how to navigate this webby site, pls help me.
Not like I have a problem with it. I’m just curious why isn’t there new users daily like other social media?

I’m I the latest user ever to join over 16 years?

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We inherited them from our dead parents.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

generational debt bondage

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Yep! Only account to join in the last 20 years.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Its cuz the older ur account is the more features u unlock op

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Shitposting is an ancient art, not practiced commonly these days

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I changed my username like 5 years ago does that count for anything?

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
Think of this place as a kind of sanctuary. Weird old web 2.0 specimens get to live out their unnatural and obsolete existence in a quiet pasture only tenuously connected to contemporary social media and web infrastructure. Perhaps future researchers may be able to harvest pre-singularity memetic data from small murky places such as this.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

sW1chyboi posted:

Not like I have a problem with it. I’m just curious why isn’t there new users daily like other social media?

I’m I the latest user ever to join over 16 years?

Whose rereg are you?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


nine-gear crow posted:

Whose rereg are you?

Thats sW1chyboi, have some god drat respect

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Wait aren't they supposed to lurk more? Oh poo poo what do we do here?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Thats sW1chyboi, have some god drat respect

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The algorithm pushes posts by older members like myself closer to the top of your feed.

By the way sW1chy do you have a cousin todd by chance

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
The average age on here is 40+, that’s why.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we’re not allowed to talk about why anymore op, you’ll have to ask in one of the discords

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Nobody wants to be the new guy. We can't believe you did it.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

quote:

209,795 users total

I wonder...

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

sW1chyboi posted:

Not like I have a problem with it. I’m just curious why isn’t there new users daily like other social media?

I’m I the latest user ever to join over 16 years?

Lol this guy paid for an sa account after it died

sW1chyboi
Mar 13, 2024

IDK how to navigate this webby site, pls help me.

Smugworth posted:

The algorithm pushes posts by older members like myself closer to the top of your feed.

By the way sW1chy do you have a cousin todd by chance

Wdym by that?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

By the way sW1chy do you have a cousin todd by chance

Lol

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Smugworth posted:

By the way sW1chy do you have a cousin todd by chance

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007
I'd like to think there's a little cousin todd in all of us

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
lifers

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

pig labeled 3 posted:

I'd like to think there's a little cousin todd in all of us

i'd appreciate it if he would get out

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
the forums only had a growth period with the bittorrent section and porn, now long gone.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Is my account old yet? I can't really tell.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Notice how there's only 20-30 people who actually post here? It's all one person, me. Here I'll post as another account after this post.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
No way, it’s not even old enough to drink yet.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Well for one the guy that used to run this place got banned from most social media services so :shrug:


Holy poo poo my 20th anniversary was a few days ago.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tarkus posted:

Notice how there's only 20-30 people who actually post here? It's all one person, me. Here I'll post as another account after this post.

This guy gets it

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Nigmaetcetera posted:

No way, it’s not even old enough to drink yet.

It's old enough in Europe :colbert:

sW1chyboi
Mar 13, 2024

IDK how to navigate this webby site, pls help me.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Is my account old yet? I can't really tell.

I was born in 2006 so yeah

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
OP you gotta be the one to spread the word about SA to the other youngsters, maybe post about it on tiktak or something

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Ive been posting here for over half my life

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Ive been posting here for over half my life

We've wasted our lives.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Ive been posting here for over half my life

old rear end mfer

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
because there are so many old men on this forum

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
what even is another living phpBB forum that isnt an offsite of something besides stuff like bodybuilding.net or gamefaqs? ballpit?? the rest are genuinely for old people like liveATC. how about twoplustwo where the owner, on the rare occasion he posts, signs his posts, and people have given up on telling him not to

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

In the early days of the internet when we were young, this place was the important hip social media everyone was on. But over time it died and most people have moved on to other, newer things. Some people couldn't though. These are their posts.

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Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Like a creepy backwoods community, this semi-derelict website hides a terrible secret. The original generation of goons sacrificed and devoured their own children, in order to keep their posting in a state of eternal youthfulness. With a missing generation of newer accounts, only the most ancient and terrible goons remain. They sate their hunger by luring in and feeding upon whatever passers-by happen to stumble into the forums.

You have been marked OP. It is too late to escape. Soon the feasting shall commence.

The last thing you will ever see is a circle of purple haired, pug faced beasts closing in around you.

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