Why are there so many old accounts?

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

dee eight posted:

same except 46

That's too old

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# ? May 11, 2024 17:07

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

I've been here so long I've had to increase my zoom settings to read all your poo poo posts.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:29

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

read this bicth

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# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:31

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

i saw a graffiti in the wild today: I :h:

TUBGIRL

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:35

Liquid Chicken: Jan 25, 2005; GOOP

Thanks, but my next coloscopy is not for another five years.

I predict that the "You look like poo poo" and the "Goon Doctor" sub forums are just going to get more popular over time. Maybe they'll add an obituary sub-forum at some point for us old farts when we kick it.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:36

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

dee eight posted:

i saw a graffiti in the wild today: I TUBGIRL

graffiti is art

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:36

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

dee eight posted:

i saw a graffiti in the wild today: I TUBGIRL

I don't, but I appreciate the reference.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:37

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Liquid Chicken posted:

Maybe they'll add an obituary sub-forum at some point for us old farts when we kick it.

Nah, it's just a thread in SAD

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:38

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Liquid Chicken posted:

Thanks, but my next coloscopy is not for another five years.

I predict that the "You look like poo poo" and the "Goon Doctor" sub forums are just going to get more popular over time. Maybe they'll add an obituary sub-forum at some point for us old farts when we kick it.

Actually they're being merged into GBS on Tuesday

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:49

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

Account age works just like dragons, where they get more powerful and huge as they get older.

While young accounts are all vulnerable and are made of weak yet supple flesh which the older posters crave and gnash their teeth at.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:55

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I have become so powerful. Like I shine, and assholes just bounce off me.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:57

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

I have become so powerful. Like I shine, and assholes just bounce off me.

hittin the sauce again I see

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:58

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I have become so powerful. Like I shine, and assholes just bounce off me.

you look like an rear end in a top hat and no one wants to deal with you

# ? Mar 16, 2024 02:59

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you look like an rear end in a top hat and no one wants to deal with you

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:00

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

really trying to get my $10 worth over the past two decades

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:02

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

what did do to you?

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:04

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Used my parents credit card to buy my account and paid them back in cash because I didn't have one.

My account is a rereg from 2001 though I got no memory of why I was originally banned. That one was when accounts were free and I think I was in early highschool.

Was a wild time on the internets.

# ? Mar 16, 2024 03:08