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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

living in a “fish goes in the microwave” type of household

posting in a “goatman gets you probed” type of forum

residing in a “democracy is slow and frustrating but worth participating in” type of country

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thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


staying on a "TrashMammal keeps posting" message board

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Boys are inherently smelly.

My cat doesn't like being held.

People will always be assholes or hate you.

The rich always win.

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


jk I don't care but you walked right into that one

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sometimes there's just no comfortable way to let your dick and balls rest, they're just out there in the way of everything, but still better than not having em i guess

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

thunderspanks posted:

jk I don't care but you walked right into that one

nah, it’s fine cause it’s not like you can do anything about it

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


TrashMammal posted:

nah, it’s fine cause it’s not like you can do anything about it

like sands through the hourglass

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

This is just the trash society we're stuck with I guess!!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Some days you're just gonna fart like all day over and over with no reprieve.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

im gay

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If you unlock me, I WILL help you obtain ALL your wants

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

canadians

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i am declining

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
if i put something down i'll never see it again

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

i am declining

and this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

There I am fully unfolded. Feels good.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Ya Friggin hoser!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
How the gently caress else are you supposed to reheat leftover fish?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

This thread has left my acceptance confused and unsatisfactory.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How the gently caress else are you supposed to reheat leftover fish?

air fryer

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

sometimes there's just no comfortable way to let your dick and balls rest, they're just out there in the way of everything, but still better than not having em i guess

This happens to me on nearly every international flight. Standing up is bad, sitting down is bad, doing weird stretches in the aisle is bad. Sometime around the 4th hour I reach radical acceptance that i'm going to be uncomfortable until the plane lands.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I will never be someone of any importance

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Vampire Panties posted:

This happens to me on nearly every international flight. Standing up is bad, sitting down is bad, doing weird stretches in the aisle is bad. Sometime around the 4th hour I reach radical acceptance that i'm going to be uncomfortable until the plane lands.

Like you're the first guy to deal with dick and balls on a flight, or is this because of your extraordinarily large package?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I will never be someone of any importance

I bet you could make a scene and become a person of note, however briefly.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I bet you could make a scene and become a person of note, however briefly.

You're right! I could become a person of interest

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Like you're the first guy to deal with dick and balls on a flight, or is this because of your extraordinarily large package?

quote:

stuff you've just accepted because it's not worth it

I'm not flying first class because of my (insanely huge) genitals

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You're right! I could become a person of interest

I assume you're a fat white male age 32-45, but feel free to adjust those parameters.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I assume you're a fat white male age 32-45, but feel free to adjust those parameters.

No, no, you got my number

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Grey Cat posted:

My cat doesn't like being held.

My cat bites if she stops being held... 😵‍💫

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




redshirt posted:

I assume you're a fat white male age 32-45, but feel free to adjust those parameters.

i don't understand how anyone could be fat during shoveling season

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

No, no, you got my number
We ride or die on numbers somtime...

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I GUESS I'm loving loved or some poo poo.

Also I'll never be anyone important either, but that's definitely good, because I have a lot I should probably answer for and I've finally thrown them off my trail.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

i don't understand how anyone could be fat during shoveling season

Most here are apartment dwellers, I assume. And thus not responsible for their own shoveling.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

syntaxfunction posted:

I GUESS I'm loving loved or some poo poo.

Also I'll never be anyone important either, but that's definitely good, because I have a lot I should probably answer for and I've finally thrown them off my trail.

I love you brother, and I mean that.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Bad Purchase posted:

i don't understand how anyone could be fat during shoveling season

Not being American I had no idea what this was referring to and thought y'all just had a season where you all went outside and dug holes or something and you know what that sounded charming as hell.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

syntaxfunction posted:

Not being American I had no idea what this was referring to and thought y'all just had a season where you all went outside and dug holes or something and you know what that sounded charming as hell.

It was a light winter for most, except for folks in California

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

We ride or die on numbers somtime...

I just went back to work after 3 months of just being lazy. My body has been shifting the hurt around my body. My neck my back my shoulder and my crack

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
everything's hosed

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

people using the word "literally" when they just want to emphasize a point. it's over, we've lost the battle.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Trillhouse posted:

people using the word "literally" when they just want to emphasize a point. it's over, we've lost the battle.

It's literally over.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

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