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grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
The death of the climate that we all rely on for our survival

:lol:

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Everyone my work hires is worse than the person they've replaced and I'm now the highest seniority employee in my department.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Literally can now mean figuratively.

Unlucky7
Jul 11, 2006

Fallen Rib
lovely people doing lovely things and they will never get any comeuppance for it.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

grumplestiltzkin posted:

The death of the climate that we all rely on for our survival

:lol:

Two more coal-fired power plants just came on line in the BRICs.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

Literally can now mean figuratively.

It literally always has

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

grumplestiltzkin posted:

The death of the climate that we all rely on for our survival

:lol:

If you actually care, it's just gonna change plus or minus here or there, no big deal

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

If you actually care, it's just gonna change plus or minus here or there, no big deal

I learned that recycling plastic was basically useless, because they can't or won't do it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I learned that recycling plastic was basically useless, because they can't or won't do it.

Yep, they just dump it all in the dump.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!

Wifi Toilet posted:

Everyone my work hires is worse than the person they've replaced and I'm now the highest seniority employee in my department.

My office does this too. It’s like we’re trying to speed run the Peter Principle.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
planning my life around having as few people as possible in it so as to create the least amount of inconvenience for others when I die

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dsf posted:

planning my life around having as few people as possible in it so as to create the least amount of inconvenience for others when I die

Thanks!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

anyone can cause you life-long pain and disability using a car without ever facing consequences more severe than increased insurance rates

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

That this is the new "Truths people don't wanna hear and aren't ready for" thread.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Happy wife happy life am I right fellas

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

smugworth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Life as a unit of Smugworth? Yes

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol my man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I can't argue

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Idk where any country is and I don’t care because none of them matter , including my own

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Assholes never get their comeuppance, hoard and reap everything in life and die old and wealthy.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You Are A Werewolf posted:

Assholes never get their comeuppance, hoard and reap everything in life and die old and wealthy.

The Buddha spoke about this. Karma isn't some metric.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

The Buddha spoke about this. Karma isn't some metric.

because Karma is about your next life.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

because Karma is about your next life.

No it's not

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

No it's not

It is.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


No

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Pho my rear end

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Smugworth posted:

Happy wife happy life am I right fellas

I think the last time my cat poo poo he got a little stuck inside his butthole. Would you mind doing something useful and digging around in there, you know, help him clean it out?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences.
"a buddha is believed to have completely purified his karma

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

mumpy’s complete inability to not start poo poo

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

What about the middle path. I'm not sure I finished Siddhartha but there was something about that in there

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Smugworth posted:

Happy wife happy life am I right fellas

This but unironically and not in a misogynistic way.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

(in Hinduism and Buddhism) the sum of a person's actions in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences.
"a buddha is believed to have completely purified his karma

What is a life in the scheme of things, Mumpy?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Smugworth posted:

Happy wife happy life am I right fellas

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


That goons are freaks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

What is a life in the scheme of things, Mumpy?

Doing the best I can. Trying to be a good person

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Grey Cat posted:

That goons are freaks

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
that everyone is a piece of poo poo if you examine them hard enough

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Junk posted:

that everyone is a piece of poo poo if you examine them hard enough

Turn your monitor on

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