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harperdc posted:I'm an extremely generic former football player who spends half the year in Japan workin' for Baba and getting involved in ***** tag team matches 'cuz I make the boys look good and have learned enough Japanese from my girlfriend that I can actually chat about stuff in the back, and the other half in the lower half of Crockett cards and resting up. Your boy has been known to come out with a Ribera jacket on to the Greensboro Coliseum. you could have saved a lot of text and just said you were dan kroffat
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I'm The Rougarou, a Cajun werewolf gimmick and my catch phrase is "Awwoooo gone get dem right in deh beeee-hind!!!". Teen Wolf just came out and I'm thinking of adding a boom box on my shoulder to freshen the gimmick up. Definitely neon plastic sunglasses regardless. I refuse to update to a Voodoo gimmick once werewolves go out of fashion, work the indies and carnivals, and come back as a death match freak in the mid90s. I die on the toilet at the Orlando Waffle House with a burnt cigarette in my hand in 2002 and am remembered fondly by the boys for dying of a "fart attack".
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DMorbid posted:"The Radiator" Mike Awful
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lol I had exactly the same idea after reading that, tremendous name.
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Im Frank "little Napoleon" Alton, im a scheming dirty french piece of poo poo, who curtain jerks bingo hall across America, i wear a mask because im behind by six months on child supprt payments after the marriage ended. Mainly because of the alcohol abuse, but also because she hosed my steriod dealer. I was going places but a mis timed dropkick in '81 gave Flair a bad leg for a month, and he's blackballed me with promoters, at least that's what i tell myself is the problem to cope with the misery when i wake up every day
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Gary. He's a jobber.
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I died in a freak stunt granny accident. The granny spent the rest of her life in prison
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On figuring out that I have an unpronounceable Italian last name, a regional promoter gives me a choice: Work a stereotypical Italian gimmick or never get booked. This leads to a good run for a while, leaning heavily into not speaking English during promos to get easy heat until the promoter realizes that I'm just making GBS threads on him most of the time. By this point, I've already done more acting than I have wrestling so I no longer care.
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Once known for my penchant for violence and bleeding buckets around the world, I make my debut in WWF as Bam "The Artist" Garrison. All my promos and storylines revolve around me drawing caricatures of other wrestlers and backstage figures. I never reach any great heights and am mostly only known because the fed keeps putting me in their revisionist documentaries.
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"Freak Show" Williams, my claim to fame is that I weirded out Hulk Hogan by drinking an open bottle of Budweiser I found in the showers.
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I'm Bobby Bruiser and the only thing I love more than America and my momma is teaming with my daddy (who is the owner and booker of the company)
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Rags to Liches posted:On figuring out that I have an unpronounceable Italian last name, a regional promoter gives me a choice: Work a stereotypical Italian gimmick or never get booked. This leads to a good run for a while, leaning heavily into not speaking English during promos to get easy heat until the promoter realizes that I'm just making GBS threads on him most of the time. Stay in the business long enough, they'll give you a Middle Eastern gimmick
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italian guys are minority heel workhorses. any race you need, we got a italian guy for that.
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Sandman from ECW posted:Gonna need to see some more evil Russians in this thread plz and thx I hear you. My gimmick is, as always, communism.
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Babyface wrestler "Magnum" Colt Remington. My finisher is "The Quick Draw". In my promos, I always "Shoot From the Hip". Get in the ring with me and I'll blow you away. I don't know why you keep saying I have a firearm gimmick. I don't know where you're getting that from.
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My name is "John Khans The Spirit Of Ghenghis". I wear a Fu Manchu, lick faces, do all my promos in horribly accented Chinese and my finisher is a Mongolian Chop from the top turnbuckle. I'm the whitest guy you know.
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super macho dude posted:Stay in the business long enough, they'll give you a Middle Eastern gimmick Or a Romani one, which gives me absolutely nuclear heat in the rest of the world but in America relegates me strictly to talented midcarder with a hypnotic stare.
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Davros1 posted:Babyface wrestler "Magnum" Colt Remington. My finisher is "The Quick Draw". In my promos, I always "Shoot From the Hip". Get in the ring with me and I'll blow you away. This guy always saves his best performances for the big weekend shows, you could call him Mr. Saturday Night Special.
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Eddie Flash; I'm billed from the Streets of New York City, I can do the first verse of "Rapper's Delight" while only making one or two mistakes, and I can do that breakdance move where you spin on your back (and ONLY that move.) This is still a pretty new character for me, until about 2 years ago I was "Brooklyn's Finest" Ed Italiano, doing a Saturday Night Fever thing, and then I turned my greasy pompadour into a greasy mullet and spent about 18 months as Shelby Hamrick, stock car mechanic.
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I'm "The Ninja" T. Urtle. There's a spraypainted wok on my back. the head of the local fed said he'd book me if i learned some karate moves, so ive been going to tae kwon do for the last 3 weeks and i can do an OK step-behind side kick, but i can't do a work version of it and kids boo me
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Eat This Glob posted:I'm "The Ninja" T. Urtle. There's a spraypainted wok on my back. the head of the local fed said he'd book me if i learned some karate moves, so ive been going to tae kwon do for the last 3 weeks and i can do an OK step-behind side kick, but i can't do a work version of it and kids boo me
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