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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > DDT Judgement - Ueno vs HARASHIMA, Takeshita vs Aoyagi (and tons more)
 
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Live on camera with commentary now!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Good start to the show, I'm lik... and here's Dieno to ruin everything :sigh:

SG Bamboo posted:

:laffo:

Got athleticism but can't aim worth poo poo

Haha yeah beautiful flips but landed like 5 feet away :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Don't disappoint the Assemblyman!

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May 20, 2004

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gripebomb posted:

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

Oh hey, what's that song called again?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

I simply cannot imagine doing any sort or physical activity in a suit jacket

And that and that alone is why you will NEVER be an Assemblyman of the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly :colbert:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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gripebomb posted:

Sandstorm by Darude.

Very funny, we all know that old joke. But seriously, what's the song called?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Aja Kong is gonna gently caress that mascot up!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 OH MY GOD HIS FACE!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

Neither of these men could be roused!

So apparently the Powerpoint was about Super Sasadango Machine deciding the match would be more efficient if they both started at 10% (hence Akito taking a gang beating before the match!) to get them down to 0hp faster :allears:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Oh no, Honda is injured and will have to call off the match!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 I love it when Honda is barely suppressing laughter himself

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 I really have no idea of the story behind all this but these guys are FURIOUS and it rules

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Stunner!

COUNT OF ONE!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 OHKA DID IT! :woop:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Ohka: SANSHIRO TAKAGI! If it wasn't for you!! The sadness, the happiness, the difficulties. Its thank to you I am this happy. Its thanks to you that Ganbare is what it is now. To have all this friends of mine. From here, I won't rely on you.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Ishikawa's back is terrifying.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Uncle Jun why are you involved with this? :cripes:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 I assume the Dieno match is over?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

Yep. Hirata had a big crying sendoff since his new stable is dissolved and now they're setting up Shunma vs Okatani for the Extreme title

Nice, good timing! Put the show back on and this already looks bizarre :)

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 BARBED WIRE!
WEAPONS!
DEATH!
A guy in a cute little bear hat :3:
WAR!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Oh my God the snake :kimchi:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Damian's
Darling
Time

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

To-y looks so happy in that bear hat

It's a fun day, good cheerful times for all!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 DDT is a fun, comedy promotion with a focus on ridiculous and silly fun!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 The ref being so careful with his counts because he wisely doesn't want to slam his hand down on tacks.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 DESPY! :woop:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Kobashi :hellyeah:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Uncle Jun select Kobashi!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 BILLIE STARKZ!?!?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Holy gently caress Takeshita is fast :stare:

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SG Bamboo posted:

I absolutely believe HARASHIMA has one more run in him but Ueno better win tonight, otherwise taking the belt off Chris will have all been for nothing

This is DDT, not NOAH, they're not gonna cut the legs out from under their hot young star for absolutely no good reason.




I hope!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

UENO YOU loving LUNATIC

DO NOT MOONSAULT OVER A FLIGHT OF STAIRS NO MATTER HOW COOL IT LOOKS

Takeshita: I don't see what the problem is?
Ibushi: He wasn't on fire.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Thank gently caress!

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May 20, 2004

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fez_machine posted:

I BIT!

When HARASHIMA hit that kick, Ueno sold so well that I genuinely thought,"Oh these dumb fucks are gonna take the belt off of him!" but I should have had more faith!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Always love the closing video packages :3:

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May 20, 2004

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 It can be both!

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