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Khanstant
like many i have been hit by the haunted house bug and wish to get my home or bedroom a little bit haunted. i know a lot of us here are trying to get ghosts to move in and we should swap tips!!

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RavenousScoot

use a drywall saw to do some perforating and allow the spirits to exhaust, sometimes there's a bit of buildup back there in the "dead space"


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Khanstant
ive bought some dog bones at petco and have been burying them in the yard. hopin one of these poor pups spirits come to hang out in my backyard. ive never owned a dog because i dont think i can handle the switch to dogfood but would love a ghost doggie

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
You want to space your chains at least 4 inches apart to maximize your rattling. If you hang them too close together they can get tangled. It used to be the common advise to grease the links, but you actually want a touch of corrosion to give them a nice creaky overtone.

RavenousScoot

if you begin to extrude body parts from architectural surfaces, please take my advice and do NOT give in to the temptation to include tastebuds

sure, a layer of them as texture with a nice wave of distortion to the affected plane has quite the effect on any witness, but it's simply not worth the *ahem* endurance involved when there are solutions of much better efficacy


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
"hello id like an hvac specifically designed to create 19Hz frequencies. i need this for personal reasons." - me, speaking to the Rude Churls of the ventilation world

crimes

Khanstant
i leave a lot of white cloth sheets laying around

Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
taking a page from the ancient egyptians: fake doors. fake doors just all over the place

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

Sarah 'Not An Architect' Winchester posted:

taking a page from the ancient egyptians: fake doors. fake doors just all over the place

crimes

riptidejim

Have a good night!
I usually just keep the door open.



Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Put a vapor barrier in your dungeon walls, especially if it's below the water line. Sure everyone likes a dank dungeon, but excessive mold growth can cause stone and mortar to crumble over time, which makes a dungeon easier to escape.

google THIS

Yeah, I've been working on flipping this house but so far all I can do is make the walls stretch vertically or make it so no matter what route you take to escape you end up back in the same room

I think I'm close though, one time I found the guest bathroom toilet empty and the ceiling was wet

RavenousScoot

google THIS posted:

Yeah, I've been working on flipping this house but so far all I can do is make the walls stretch vertically or make it so no matter what route you take to escape you end up back in the same room

I think I'm close though, one time I found the guest bathroom toilet empty and the ceiling was wet


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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code:
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
Dumb Sex-Parrot
call me old fashioned, but a bit of extra lint in the vents and a good imagination goes a long way






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Khanstant
how do i get more spiders

Khanstant
and is there such a device a duster? sometimeg to add dust, not move it around or eliminate it

databasic

Buttchocks posted:

Put a vapor barrier in your dungeon walls, especially if it's below the water line. Sure everyone likes a dank dungeon, but excessive mold growth can cause stone and mortar to crumble over time, which makes a dungeon easier to escape.

What’s the local environment like?

Elaborate mechanical trap systems would require extra safeguards from the corrosive effects of salt water. Maybe toss a couple of dehumidifiers down there just in case (solar powered, of course).

google THIS

Try to use distilled blood for your crying statues and screaming faces that poke up beneath your wallpaper, if you can, or else you'll have to flush the whole system out with a vinegar-water solution every few weeks

Khanstant
I've got some haunted toilet paper off Amazon but I'm dubious about it's providence

google THIS

Khanstant posted:

I've got some haunted toilet paper off Amazon but I'm dubious about it's providence

Try Harmin' Ultra Wrong 2-DIE

No matter how many times you remove the bits stuck to your butt they'll always be back the next day and an ominous chord will play when you notice, can't recommend enough

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Visions of Valerie

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Khanstant posted:

I've got some haunted toilet paper off Amazon but I'm dubious about it's providence

it's probably cool - lovecraft was from providence after all

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