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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SNICK#2002%962004:_SNICK_On-Air_Dare

Starting in September 2002, SNICK featured a series of On-Air Dare segments featuring members of the All That cast. All but three members of the cast would pull a lever to determine the night's "dare", which one of the three would have to do. The three cast members from All That in each segment would be placed in a glass cylinder and one would be randomly chosen to participate in a dare. If chosen, two security guards enter and grab the cast member (as if he or she was arrested) so they don't escape. This appears to have been based on Fear Factor.



Haha fear factor for kids, such a goofy idea, what silly challenges did they have, like holding a spider or someth-

https://nickstory.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:VintageKid/SNICK_On_Air_Dares

January 18, 2003 Drink a truck driver's bathwater. Chelsea Brummet


January 25, 2003 Get covered in peanut butter and licked by dogs. Bryan Hearne


October 18, 2003 Drink a gallon of human sweat. Jamie Lynn Spears


November 8, 2003 Eat a thousand toe nails. Giovonnie Samuels


February 7, 2004 Shave the leg of their school principal. Shane Lyons


(No date listed) Compete to shave off the most armpit hair from hockey players. Jack DeSena and Emma Roberts

January 15, 2005 Eat the most earwax tacos. Jamie Lynn Spears and Jack DeSena

:yikes:

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Some people have all the luck.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


brb eating a toenail and armpit hair taco to please my pedophile show runner's insatiable appetite for child humiliation.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It was probably put together by that pedo executive who'd try to get kids to post their feet on Twitter.

hosed up that guy hasn't faced any consequences for the terrible poo poo he's done.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
i get hopped on by frogs for breakfast

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
There’s a documentary out about this right now called Quiet On Set. It’s about how Dan Schneider is disgusting.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
I feel like a lot of these have to be “reality TV real”
But I’m also aware that I have strong cope when hearing things that are hosed up.


Also:

quote:

The consensus at the time was that viewers who were 50 years of age and older were the only ones watching available, since younger viewers traditionally went out on Saturday nights

quote:

geared toward older (preteen to teen) audiences

How can anyone be this painfully out of touch and myopic? 80s TV executives had childhoods where they were outside on Saturday nights?

Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Mar 20, 2024

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




focus group participant: what is that child doing to his anus :stonk:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mega64 posted:

It was probably put together by that pedo executive who'd try to get kids to post their feet on Twitter.

hosed up that guy hasn't faced any consequences for the terrible poo poo he's done.

dude must have some *insanely* scary lawyers, jeanette mccurdy’s memoir just calls him “the producer” when describing skeezy poo poo he did

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
poor jamie lynne spears. that's hosed up wizard master. for shame

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wasn't there an unaired MTV show along these lines?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Nigmaetcetera posted:

There’s a documentary out about this right now called Quiet On Set. It’s about how Dan Schneider is disgusting.
Yeah the whole situation is grim, and not just Schneider!

We’ve got another “why did you write a letter of support for a creep, actor or actress?” . Some of the names are a loving bummer.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




stick stickly would never have allowed this, it was a sad day when they removed him from the board

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Bad Purchase posted:

stick stickly would never have allowed this, it was a sad day when they removed him from the board
Just wait until you hear where he would stick himself.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Wasn't there an unaired MTV show along these lines?

you're thinking of mtv's jizztank

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i've smoked crack with stick stickly

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

kntfkr posted:

you're thinking of mtv's jizztank

You leave my car out of this

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
What the gently caress, Nickelodeon?

How do I consistently keep finding out about more and worse creepy poo poo Schneider was involved in? How the gently caress did this permeate for so long?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That sounds like the stuff you'd find in the darkest corners of pornhub. No way such a respected network like Nickelodeon or Schneider would have kids do this stuff OP.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hammerite posted:

You leave my car out of this

30 minutes of Xzibit just loving your car where the gas goes in.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

The Grimace posted:

What the gently caress, Nickelodeon?

How do I consistently keep finding out about more and worse creepy poo poo Schneider was involved in? How the gently caress did this permeate for so long?

He made Nickelodeon a shitload of money and most of the victims were kids so they either naturally assume adults are looking out for their best interests or are too scared to speak up against authority figures.


Nigmaetcetera posted:

There’s a documentary out about this right now called Quiet On Set. It’s about how Dan Schneider is disgusting.

I started watching this last night and had to turn it off and take a break. It was really disturbing to hear all these stories about him being an absolute rear end in a top hat to everyone on set and being creepy to kids and Nickelodeon just being like "well that's Dan, he's a tortured genius!" when he was literally just making sitcoms for kids.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Getting covered in peanut butter sounds pretty harmless compared to drinking bath water or sweat, but it’s all super gross

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

g-gee i-i-i-i dunno but sure am s-s-scared

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

A Fancy Hat posted:

He made Nickelodeon a shitload of money and most of the victims were kids so they either naturally assume adults are looking out for their best interests or are too scared to speak up against authority figures.

dont forget that the sick, evil parents of these child actors willingly push their children into these situations. they must know what goes on and they still don't care. the almighty capitalist dollar compels them to permit abuse of their progeny.

parents of child actors are some of the most depraved twisted greedy demons imaginable and there should be a law which prohibits parents from benefitting monetarily in any way from child exploitation (including their own).

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
they don't wanna work in a building downtown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcdpdCn9czc

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

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MoonshineWilly posted:

Getting covered in peanut butter sounds pretty harmless compared to drinking bath water or sweat, but it’s all super gross

There's an element of double dare and 90s style "kid appropriate edginess" to most of the stuff.

For example I highly doubt they could even collect 1000 actual toenails or a gallon of human sweat or that doing so would pass a risk averse legal department or the scrutiny of accounting when they can just make fake toenails and fake sweat and still collect the same rewards with less risk and money.

I have no idea how they could ever sign off on or fake being pecked by chickens. Similarly I don't see how anyone could fake eating gallons of blue cheese or how that could even be possible for any normal person. Maybe they had a magician help design some of these stunts?

A Fancy Hat posted:

Nickelodeon just being like "well that's Dan, he's a tortured genius!" when he was literally just making sitcoms for kids.

Rofl. I can see that maybe people thought it took some special talent but today people make a living on youtube with videos like "I melted EVERY type of gummy candy together and ate it!" and kids are deeply fascinated as if this is going to create an ubergummy.

Even the stuff with some technical difficulty like All That was just copying however skit comedy shows are produced and then replacing it with the edgy-safe humor of "You can't do that on television". iCarley was the same, copy adult television and add in things kids are proven to laugh at. ChatGPT could write these scripts.

In short, the only people stupider than little kids are adults.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Actually they wrote scripts for All That using a writers room based around harassing 2 women.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Nick sitcom writers just recycled old Lucy plots and gags. Repeat ad nauseam.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

GolfHole posted:

dont forget that the sick, evil parents of these child actors willingly push their children into these situations. they must know what goes on and they still don't care. the almighty capitalist dollar compels them to permit abuse of their progeny.

parents of child actors are some of the most depraved twisted greedy demons imaginable and there should be a law which prohibits parents from benefitting monetarily in any way from child exploitation (including their own).

jeanette mccurdy’s memoir I mentioned is titled “I’m Glad My Mom is Dead”, look up the cover, it’s delightful

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Nigmaetcetera posted:

There’s a documentary out about this right now called Quiet On Set. It’s about how Dan Schneider is disgusting.

I remember seeing the one camcorder video he took on set that's just his heavy breathing as he zooms in on the female stars while asking them to say stuff.

One was all happy and smiley while the other who obviously had more experience with him was crossing her arms and giving him a death glare. Absolutely grim stuff.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I always forget Gabriel Iglesias got his start on All That

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Rockman Reserve posted:

jeanette mccurdy’s memoir I mentioned is titled “I’m Glad My Mom is Dead”, look up the cover, it’s delightful

yea im glad for it and i hope she goes full kill bill tbqh

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Prime Minister of Israel, Dan Schneider

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat

kntfkr posted:

Prime Minister of Israel, Dan Schneider

idgi

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I'm glad i'm old as gently caress and aged out of nick before it got weird with that horny perverted live action poo poo in the 2000s.

I was solidly invested in adult swim by then.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
no this is a fake show

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

More like Hollyweird

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

We didnt have cable

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

A Fancy Hat posted:

He made Nickelodeon a shitload of money and most of the victims were kids so they either naturally assume adults are looking out for their best interests or are too scared to speak up against authority figures.

I started watching this last night and had to turn it off and take a break. It was really disturbing to hear all these stories about him being an absolute rear end in a top hat to everyone on set and being creepy to kids and Nickelodeon just being like "well that's Dan, he's a tortured genius!" when he was literally just making sitcoms for kids.

To me he's always going to be that fat computer guy from Head of the Class. He was creepy then too.

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Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Smugworth posted:

More like Hollyweird

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