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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Or do you? Due to March Madness, there's been a shake up in the schedule this week, and tonight we get THREE HOURS of AEW action, as Dynamite kicks off at 8pm, followed by Rampage at 10! So lets get to it!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770110480293765155?s=20

Brothers no more!** The TNT Title is up for grabs, as TNT Champion Christian Cage and Adam Copeland look to bury their lifelong friendship in a "I Quit" Match!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770133136338219062?s=20

The AEW Continental Title is on the line as Champion Eddie Kingston defends one third of the Continental Crown against "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770246383284658348?s=20

AEW Women's World Champion "Timeless" Toni Storm & Mariah May take on "The Viturosa" Deonna Purrazzo & Thunder Rosa!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1769506501192978681?s=20

The FTW World Champion HOOK goes one on one "Lionheart" Chris Jericho!

Also:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770525860786766121?s=20

What does AEW's latest (and biggest?) signing, Mercedes Mone, have to say?


And on RAMPAGE:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770155780148539823?s=20

It's STREET FIGHT time, as Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale go to battle with the TBS Champion Julia Black & Skye Blue!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1769468753811525968?s=20

The Best Friends, Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta, square off with The Don Callis Family's Powerhouse Hobbs and the ROH World Television Champion Kyle Fletcher!


*It we don't ever get Prince Nana singing this while interacting with Merceds Mone, then that will be a failure on AEW's part.
**Metaphorical brothers no more, more like it.
***Will Skye set someone on fire?

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Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Takeshita vs. Rocky Romero has been added to Rampáge.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770570492765745275

Integrated Houston fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 20, 2024

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Does anyone really expect his guy



to beat this guy?

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Chief O'Brien Eddie Kingston must suffer

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
RIP Eddie

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Eddie's going to win.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Rhonne posted:

Does anyone really expect his guy



to beat this guy?



Yeah, Kato and the Green Hornet always beat up the thugs.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Integrated Houston posted:

Takeshita vs. Rocky Romero has been added to Rampáge.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1770570492765745275

I feel like these Best Friends/Callis Fam matches are mixed up. Why is it not RPG Vice vs Hobbs and Fletcher, and OC vs Soup?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is rampage baby

not yet, thats later. Wednesday's all right for fighting

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is rampage baby

it’s the show that I’ve been waiting on

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008

Gaz-L posted:

I feel like these Best Friends/Callis Fam matches are mixed up. Why is it not RPG Vice vs Hobbs and Fletcher, and OC vs Soup?

Because Orange is being protected from taking a pin, is my assumption.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

wrestling

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this is rampage baby

*guy who’s still mad about Sammy’s break up*

This is Pam-Rage, baby

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Someone make Kenny omega in dragons dogma 2 and lmk how you did it pls. I tried to make Eddie Kingston and it turned out poorly.

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

ngl i miss the real dynamite theme

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

POP

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†ðŸÂ†

Thats not a kia

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Hype as gently caress cold open.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
[Okada voice] Ferrari!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

God look at all the talent in that opening video

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Okada arriving like a star

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
It's Wednesday Night RAW

you know it from the theme

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Let's go!!!!

Dis gonna be good

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

lighting my fuse, bringing the boom

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

drat smarch weather!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Surprised Okada took the time to get a Canadian driver’s license

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo


i made pizza for the first time in like a month

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



Oh I didn't realize it was a 3 hour show today.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

wow look at that empty arena must only be 1500 people in there.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I would have got a Ferrari 812 but you do you Rainmaker.

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

dynamite theme is like a theme from a trials game

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

love this loving song FIGHT ME ASURA!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

she has a cape

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Mohawk Potato posted:

Oh I didn't realize it was a 3 hour show today.

It's not. It's a two hour show immediately followed by a one hour show. They're completely different!

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
ITS MONE :dance:

ExHumus
Aug 30, 2006

BOOM BOOM!!

Mohawk Potato posted:

Oh I didn't realize it was a 3 hour show today.

Rampage got moved to tonight this week.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
The fans love to chant the completely organic catch phrase!

C-E-O!

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

C E O
THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

hey that was paul mccartney

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