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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

We had an english kid come to our american elementary school and we were playing X-men and he told us all that he "wanted to be X man" and we laughed and laughed at him.

Evil British mutant origin story

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the british child was right though

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

This was pre age of apocalypse X Man wasnt a character yet.

I read X men comics through the Onslaught saga and tried to get into other popular comics at the time but apparently this was the worst possible time to get into comics.

Later as an adult I collected Saga, Sandman, and Swamp Thing.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

MY X-MEN! TO ME!!!!!

Also, if it was "woke" shouldn't it be
X-Folks or something?

I dunno we should ask Katherine or Illiania. Maybe we should use X-force instead

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TrashMammal posted:

the british child was right though


he was born in America

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Bishop had better be in the new Xmans, and when he's not there the other Xmans should be saying "Where's Bishop, if Bishop were here to shed a little light on the situation, I'd feel more comfortable than Cyclops just guessing at it."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

covidstomper58 posted:

Bishop had better be in the new Xmans, and when he's not there the other Xmans should be saying "Where's Bishop, if Bishop were here to shed a little light on the situation, I'd feel more comfortable than Cyclops just guessing at it."

dude, he is in the intro

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Sure, he has a title card.

Select all of the bishops you see in this image.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

covidstomper58 posted:

Sure, he has a title card.

Select all of the bishops you see in this image.



he's in the background doing some cool poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Bishop is like Forge. They don't have to answer to you, because they are that cool

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Mar 31, 2024

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i had the forge action figure and u could see through his leg and it was really cool

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

i had the forge action figure and u could see through his leg and it was really cool

Hell Yeah!

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

kntfkr posted:

i had the forge action figure and u could see through his leg and it was really cool

this is true

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

i still have the really big apocalypse figure that had a micro-viewmaster projector in his chest

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

i still have the really big apocalypse figure that had a micro-viewmaster projector in his chest

apocalypse was a moron, Charles was too

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

covidstomper58 posted:

Sure, he has a title card.

Select all of the bishops you see in this image.


aw, they got rid of the weird little guy :(



Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Cubone posted:

aw, they got rid of the weird little guy :(





love that little guy

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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i wonder how they're going to handle juggernaut's catchphrase

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

covidstomper58 posted:

Sure, he has a title card.

Select all of the bishops you see in this image.



Not a fan of this X-Men lineup. Feels real imbalanced. Got a couple of energy thrower types.

Where's the heavy hitter? Where's the slugger? Who's standing up to the various bad guy heavy hitters?

I question Xavier putting this lineup on the court.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

i wonder how they're going to handle juggernaut's catchphrase

I'm the juggernaut buddy

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


redshirt posted:

Not a fan of this X-Men lineup. Feels real imbalanced. Got a couple of energy thrower types.

Where's the heavy hitter? Where's the slugger? Who's standing up to the various bad guy heavy hitters?

I question Xavier putting this lineup on the court.

Rogue still has the captain marvel powers

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

"Time to Slice and Dice!"

-the x men

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



the dumbest X-man is still Psylocke. Like shes literally what some horny stoned guy would come up with in his basement.

“What if, like, Jedi mind powers and telekinesis, and also she can make lightsabers and stuff, and also huge tits”

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Smugworth posted:

I'm the juggernaut buddy

Canadian Juggernaut

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Cyclops looks like he is running off in some random direction. "Dude, turn your visor on!"

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I like that the XMen Of Color actually look it in the new show. New Bishop is definitely black, old Bishop was sort of ambiguously brown.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Is new morph androgynous / agender in his true form?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Hazo posted:

the dumbest X-man is still Psylocke. Like shes literally what some horny stoned guy would come up with in his basement.

“What if, like, Jedi mind powers and telekinesis, and also she can make lightsabers and stuff, and also huge tits”

Also, let’s put her in an Asian body, but we’ll swap her mind so it’s ok because she’s still the same person

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Squashy Nipples posted:

Is new morph androgynous / agender in his true form?

They are nonbianary. As you can guess, the internet delt with that really well.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Wifi Toilet posted:

Also, let’s put her in an Asian body, but we’ll swap her mind so it’s ok because she’s still the same person

I really want to draw a ninja lady but the editor says I can't add any more new characters. Luckily I have a really good idea that isn't stupid at all.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cyclops was such a dweebo

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I personally wouldnt let a guy like gambit into my house.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Poohs Packin posted:

I personally wouldnt let a guy like gambit into my house.

Gambit license plate is OMW2FYB

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Poohs Packin posted:

I personally wouldnt let a guy like gambit into my house.

His mask thing bothered me but I always liked rogue and her accent

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It keeps his face warm

People from Louisiana aren't used to volder climates

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

I personally wouldnt let a guy like gambit into my house.

Check my valuables if I have to.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Poohs Packin posted:

I personally wouldnt let a guy like gambit into my house.

Cajun-phobe

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I like when he's at a diner and they ask if he will pay in cash and he's like "No Cherie, I'm gon charge it" and lays down a charged up Ace of spades, blowing up the restaurant

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

MrQwerty posted:

i still have the really big apocalypse figure that had a micro-viewmaster projector in his chest

i had the lame apocalypse figure that could extend his limbs by 1.25"

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

kntfkr posted:

i had the lame apocalypse figure that could extend his limbs by 1.25"

Pretty sure that one is still sitting around somewhere too lol

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