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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

why’d they make magneto so smoochable?

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

not too bad for nostalgia bait. hello again old friend

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

malcom x was always cooler than martin luther

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the admantium was magnetically bound to the x-factor in wolverine’s dna. that’s why he survived the weapon x project, why it grew back, and why only magneto was able to truly separate wolverine from his unbreakable skeleton

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Lammasu posted:

That was in the original Ultimate universe. Different rules.

yeah, that wolverine lived like a chump and died like a chump

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

From my many watches of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, this does not check out.

i was just doing what comic books do and making it up as i went along

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

how can you be a goblin queen when you ain’t got no goblins to lord over? makes no drat sense at all :orks:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you're a goblin who is a lord, this isn't rocket science

yes, but what if you’re an already smoking redhead who just went through a goth glowup?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the british child was right though

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

chirp that hoser something dirty

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

How is Magneto so jacked?

dude’s lifting every time you see him

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

magneto flys via diamagnetic levitation. sort of like this frog, except he makes it sexy

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

A Strange Aeon posted:

I wish the Friends of Humanity were a bit less white and rednecky. It kind of makes the obvious real life parallel too on the nose imo

gee i sure wish these white supremacist stand-ins looked and sounded a bit less like white supremacists :v:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the m in bdsm stands for magneto

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

so when cyclops had all those pouches in the 90s did he ever once pull anything out of them?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

how’d he afford all those tactical snacks? has any x-man ever worked a day in their life?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

oh yeah, that’s right, he has that bird woman sugar momma from space

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Cubone posted:

wolverine goes into space every once in a while and wins a bunch of money in alien casinos

this sounded dumb enough to be true, so i looked it up and yep

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

when do we get a gritty adult reboot where the gargoyles finally stab a bitch?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

there was that elf dude. catty as hell

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

barclay should have been the spider :colbert:

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