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A 'spoonerism' is when you transpose the opening sounds (usually consonants) of two or more words in a phrase or name. Some buddies and I have been riffing celebrity names etc. in our group chat for months, But I'm sure there are still tons out there. They might not scan well to the eye but phonetically some of them can be pretty funny. Observe: Beve Stuscemi Deter Pinklage Curton Bummings A Sock of Fleagulls Phoaquin Joenix
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The dog farts were like fog darts so I stuck a hot pole in his pot hole amidoingitrite
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i love Com Truise
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Spister Meaker, this may be a thrad bead. But nit's ot.
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Couldn't find the love shack, so had to make do with the
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Dobson Buggnut
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Lot of bass ackwards posts in here.
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Sean Jorts
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Yeffery of JOSPOS
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Fog dood Buck my Sauls Sticken chew in a pock crot
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Capable Runt
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Lolph Dundgren
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Cunning Stunts
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Chinston Wurchill
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Mar 30, 2024 20:27
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One winter day after a fresh snowfall about 20 years ago, my uncle wakes up to drive to work. He just had old and worn down summer tires equipped and consequently had a difficult and slow drive. Luckily he arrived at work safe and sound but is considerably late. His supervisor demands an explanation and he opens his mouth to tell her that his tires were bald. Only, in the heat of the moment, he fumbles and tells her "Sorry, my balls are tired."
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If you were an Australian kid in the early 90's you may have seen an excellent book by Paul Jennings et al called Spooner or Later. It was just spoonerisms combined with absurdly grandiose graphic design and seriously ugly watercolours. It starts out with "cold hogs" or "leaping wizard" and ends with stuff like "mount the carriages of Herbert Shot, the solid squire of Stout Gables." I still have my copy.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:02
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Mister Speaker posted:Chinston Wurchill One of whose succusors was the terrifying Head Teeth 
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Mar 30, 2024 23:35
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Mister Speaker posted:Chinston Wurchill Voulebard
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Mar 30, 2024 23:41
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Is the band Buck Cherry supposed to be a play on Chuck Berry?
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Mar 31, 2024 04:02
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credburn posted:Is the band Buck Cherry supposed to be a play on Chuck Berry? Probably. They also suck balls.
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Mister Speaker posted:Probably. They should change their name to Bucksalls
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Mar 31, 2024 10:36
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Brad Pitt named his son 'Shiloh' which I think was a bad decision.
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Unkempt posted:Brad Pitt named his son 'Shiloh' which I think was a bad decision. no loving way that rules so incredibly. please. anyone in this thread who wants to correct this if it's a lie, refrain from doing so. this is foundational to my person now
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Mar 31, 2024 13:23
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Def Janiels
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Unkempt posted:Brad Pitt named his son 'Shiloh' which I think was a bad decision. I don't understand 
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brb, gonna go get myself a wattle of botter
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credburn posted:I don't understand envision, if you will, the name shiloh pitt. now picture yourself in the spoonerism thread.
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Apparently I was completely wrong about this because Shiloh is his daughter. Also they're hypenating and it's Jolie-Pitt, but that's no fun.
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Unkempt posted:Apparently I was completely wrong about this because Shiloh is his daughter. you motherfucker I asked you not to do this
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Gale Dribble: "Didn't know golphins knew how to play dolph!"
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I confess that I like to load up on some nice, oily butter and indulge in my one guilty pleasure, which is cop porn.
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Apr 2, 2024 16:57
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Unkempt posted:Apparently I was completely wrong about this because Shiloh is his daughter. Pile of Jolly poo poo works
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As a University of Michigan alum, Buck the Fuckeyes.
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What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits...
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Art Fair
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petition to allow shaggy dog stories as well
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Apr 13, 2024 22:37
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What? that's a terrible plan. I mean, a plerrible... tan... Anyway, I keep spoonerising all the card names in Slay the Spire when I'm playing. So there's Beeping Sweep, Blame Farrier, Rungsten Todd, Flouncing Bask and Shark Dackles.
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Not a True Spoon, but one time a very very high friend went to Subway and ordered "two football meatlongs".
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