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Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Fuckminster Buller.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:57

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 21:22

Autechresaint: Jan 25, 2012

Fil phish

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:10

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Parahexavoctal posted:

Fuckminster Buller.

This is the best, I think several Goons have independently posted this in the Usernames Thread.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:17

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Beff Jezos.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:44

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Gake Jyllenhaal

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:53

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

War Stars
...english is weird.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 04:48

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

The best historical example that I know of came from an interview of Humphrey Lyttleton who, when the interviewer asked him if he was an 'orthinologist', Lyttleton responded (in an l'esprit d'escalier, to be fair) that he was less an orthinologist, more a word botcher.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 10:50

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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Hairway to Steven

# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:08

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Hairway to Steven

Kitty Tisser

# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:06

ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

Parahexavoctal posted:

Kitty Tisser

Kenry Hissinger is not amused.

# ? Apr 18, 2024 09:01

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Cootie balls
Clubble dick
Sokyo titty

# ? Apr 18, 2024 19:37

EmptyVessel: Oct 30, 2012

Hah, Bumhug!

# ? Apr 18, 2024 23:19

ThawedGladiator: Aug 29, 2008

Zark Muckerberg.
Gill Bates.
Tronald Dump.

# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:22

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

peace officers dicked down my core

a presentation of the chart of aina

a sign reading "kelp heap the beach clean // shave our sores"

drinking cape gruel-aid

nothing but bin and scones

fright quankly i'd give him the bert off my shack

ugh, maybe spike has some mead...

# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:02

dinahmoe: Sep 13, 2007

My favorite one comes from George Carlin: Dase don�t please the eatsies.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:21

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Sprick Ringfield

# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:50

Mescal: Jul 23, 2005

Sir Bullying Manner, Lord Stillborn

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:09

Muscle Tracer: Feb 23, 2007; Medals only weigh one down.

you know that iconic garment, which is both SKirt and shORTs, the Skort? if you combine those words the other way, you get Shirt. really makes you think huh?

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Captain Kames Jirk

# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:09

Bear Enthusiast: Mar 20, 2010; Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

Pean-luc Jicard
Senjamin Bisko
Jathryn Kaneway

Edit: These feel like lovely background characters in a star wars comic book or novel or something

# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:15

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Bear Enthusiast posted:

Pean-luc Jicard
Senjamin Bisko
Jathryn Kaneway

Edit: These feel like lovely background characters in a star wars comic book or novel or something

Hillrow Wood
Sho Bek
Slelan Eazebaggano
Quen Badineros
Rax Mebo
Cralacious Sumb
Wam Zesell
Kaz Manada
Gendar

# ? Apr 21, 2024 03:25

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Chimothee Thalamet

# ? Apr 21, 2024 04:27

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Mister Speaker posted:

Chimothee Thalamet

That sounds more correct, somehow.
Less certain about Denzaya, Skellan Starsgard and Venis Dilleneuve

# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:13

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Denzaya is Cheemee.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 05:55

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Kitchard "Toe-Lax" Ryanka

# ? Apr 21, 2024 14:01

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Yeffrey of JOSPOS

# ? Apr 21, 2024 14:48

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Beneral Gullshit.

Duck You and Fie.

(and I'm reminded of one of the great alternate names for YOSPOS: "Dellhump")

# ? Apr 21, 2024 16:14

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Gassical Class

# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:25

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ronald Reagan

Oh......

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:18

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Ronald Reagan

Oh......

Rogan Renald?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:23

Beezle: Oct 19, 2008; Happy Steve Perry Day!

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:15

1: Feb 28, 2007; 1️⃣
Just another number.

Grick Dayson
Gim Jordan
Wuss Brain

# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:21

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Muscle Tracer posted:

you know that iconic garment, which is both SKirt and shORTs, the Skort? if you combine those words the other way, you get Shirt. really makes you think huh?

When Sweden and Denmark are playing sports against each other, the scoreboard reads SWE-DEN.

The letters that are left over from each word spell out DEN-MARK.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:08

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Sagebrush posted:

When Sweden and Denmark are playing sports against each other, the scoreboard reads SWE-DEN.

The letters that are left over from each word spell out DEN-MARK.

This makes my brain feel strange.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:25

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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Sagebrush posted:

When Sweden and Denmark are playing sports against each other, the scoreboard reads SWE-DEN.

The letters that are left over from each word spell out DEN-MARK.

Arrange their names like this and they can be read horizontally or vertically:

# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:34

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Dweden & Senmark

# ? Apr 23, 2024 16:42

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

To my surprise, The Swingle Singers isn't a spoonerism.

(I thought they meant 'swingers' in the sense of musicality, not promiscuity)

# ? Apr 24, 2024 00:25

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Unkempt posted:

Brad Pitt named his son 'Shiloh' which I think was a bad decision.

named I assume after the best Neil diamond song and also second best children's coming of age novel set in west virginia

# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:45

Umbra Dubium: Nov 23, 2007; The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!

Whenever I buy a jar of Colman's Mustard I imagine that it's actually some sort of subterranean egg-based product instead.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:12

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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What if it's this guy's custard?

# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:56

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