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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Spoonerisms
 
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Mister Speaker
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A 'spoonerism' is when you transpose the opening sounds (usually consonants) of two or more words in a phrase or name. Some buddies and I have been riffing celebrity names etc. in our group chat for months, But I'm sure there are still tons out there. They might not scan well to the eye but phonetically some of them can be pretty funny. Observe:

Beve Stuscemi

Deter Pinklage

Curton Bummings

A Sock of Fleagulls

Phoaquin Joenix

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Lolph Dundgren

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credburn posted:

Is the band Buck Cherry supposed to be a play on Chuck Berry?

Probably.

They also suck balls.

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Def Janiels

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Parahexavoctal posted:

Fuckminster Buller.

This is the best, I think several Goons have independently posted this in the Usernames Thread.

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Yeffrey of JOSPOS

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1 posted:

Sock Ramen

E: Just realised this might not make sense outside Knifecrime Island - here "rock salmon" is the nasty option for fish and chips. Also sometimes called "huss" or "sweet William". But formally called "starry smooth-hound" or "spiny dogfish" depending on the specific species. And, as you'll obviously have worked out from "smooth-hound", they're actually tiny sharks.

E2: And this is completely unrelated to the other rock salmon more commonly known as the mangrove red snapper (aka mangrove Jack, dog bream, Stuart Evader or river Roman).

you lot are out of your minds

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