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It's that time of year again, the NFL Draft. According to some GMs, the draft is the only legal way to add talent to your team, as free agency is a den of trickery and greed into which no honest man should step. But I think we can all agree that it's a fun way to show off your player evaluation skills. And with that, welcome to the 2024 Goon Draft! The Rules  PLEASE READ THE RULES WHY WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS AND NOT READ THE RULESEach team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks (which, for the sake of easy tracking, will be posted in a separate thread once the draft commences). Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them.No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and previous drafts have run much more efficiently without them. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers (probably be a few this year). The goal is to start by April 1, but we'll start earlier if all the teams are claimed. Round 1 1) Chicago Bears (from Carolina) trevorreznik 2) Washington Commanders Relentlessboredomm 3) New England Patriots Anderson Koopa 4) Arizona Cardinals Kevino07 5) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape 6) New York Giants Ornery and Hornery 7) Tennessee Titans Bismack Billabongo 8) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy 9) Chicago Bears trevorreznik 10) New York Jets Professor Funk 11) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks 12) Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE 13) Las Vegas Raiders Black Sunshine 14) New Orleans Saints Eltoasto 15) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula 16) Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve 17) Jacksonville Jaguars Amy Pole Her 18) Cincinnati Bengals a patagonian cavy 19) Los Angeles Rams Play 20) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus 21) Miami Dolphins Hamhandler 22) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet 23) Minnesota Vikings (from Cleveland through Houston) Darth Brooks 24) Dallas Cowboys xbilkis 25) Green Bay Packers A Sneaker Broker 26) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 27) Arizona Cardinals (from Houston) Kevino07 28) Buffalo Bills fsif 29) Detroit Lions Hizawk 30) Baltimore Ravens Solarjetman 31) San Francisco 49ers Grozz Nuy 32) Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff No first rounder: Houston Texans Sad King Billy Carolina Panthers IcePhoenix Cleveland Browns Cavauro Go ahead and claim your team! ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Mar 23, 2024 20:38
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Bolt me up
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Mar 23, 2024 20:40
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I'd like the Dolphins.
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Mar 23, 2024 20:45
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I would like to be the bengals.
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Mar 23, 2024 20:48
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Titan Up
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Mar 23, 2024 20:57
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Please give me priority for whatever team doesn’t have a taker! Any orphan team will do. Heck I’d happily do any of the teams without a first. I’d even do Atlanta or Arizona. Whatever team is left  I love the Seahawks but I want a different seattle goon to have a chance. I did Seattle the last two years I think.
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Mar 23, 2024 20:59
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Go Pack Go me
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Mar 23, 2024 21:00
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Please give me priority for whatever team doesn’t have a taker! Any orphan team will do. Heck I’d happily do any of the teams without a first. I’d even do Atlanta or Arizona. Whatever team is left You got it
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Mar 23, 2024 21:05
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Broncos!
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Mar 23, 2024 21:08
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Thank you for investing your time and energy into running this event, ShakeZula! We love you and appreciate you! This is one of the most fun community events of the TFF year!!!
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Mar 23, 2024 21:09
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Thank you for investing your time and energy into running this event, ShakeZula! We love you and appreciate you! This is one of the most fun community events of the TFF year!!! Agreed! Thanks for hosting
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Mar 23, 2024 21:10
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Bears please This year I won't forget about making a pick I swear
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Mar 23, 2024 21:15
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trevorreznik posted:Bears please Well the guy who picked them last year got banned apparently, so let's hope not!
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Mar 23, 2024 21:29
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i choose an unclaimed team 4-7 days from now
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Mar 23, 2024 21:29
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This sounds like it might be fun. I'm open to trying it. I'll take an unclaimed team if one is available. If no one else wants it, I have a slight preference for the Patriots. Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Mar 27, 2024 |
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Mar 23, 2024 22:52
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Jets, as is tradition
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Mar 23, 2024 23:51
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Detroit, please!
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Mar 24, 2024 01:26
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I would like to do the Chiefs this year.
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Mar 24, 2024 02:08
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Bills
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Mar 24, 2024 02:36
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The Seahawks attempt to draft AR12 for the second time.
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Mar 24, 2024 03:29
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Nervous posted:The Seahawks attempt to draft AR12 for the second time. Lisan al Gaib!!!
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Mar 24, 2024 03:30
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Bucs plz.
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Mar 24, 2024 04:24
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Gimme the Vikings. (please)
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Mar 24, 2024 05:37
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I'll take the Texans please.
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Mar 24, 2024 08:22
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I'll take one of the teams that usually doesn't have a dedicate goon. Usually it's a team like Arizona IIRC, but could be wrong.
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Mar 24, 2024 15:38
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I was too late for the Packers and probably didn't have time for it this year anyway, but shout-out to Shake for running this each year. It's one of my favorite TFF traditions.
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Mar 24, 2024 22:24
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I'll take the Commanders if they don't have a dedicated goon yet.
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Mar 24, 2024 23:22
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I'll take the steelers
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Mar 26, 2024 06:02
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I'll do the seahawks. And if no one picks the jags I'll do them too
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Mar 26, 2024 15:05
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I'll do the Eagles unless someone who pays more attention to the draft than I do (none) wants to.
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Mar 26, 2024 15:37
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if a team has not been selected for me then i select the Baltimore Ravens. if one has or will be later, then i will do that team instead. if i am banned from the goons' draft, i understand. but this year i will respect all rules and regulations without a peep to the contrary
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Mar 28, 2024 18:27
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I don’t believe the above poster
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Mar 28, 2024 18:33
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On the one hand, Cavauro is a known scofflaw who actively roots for a division rival of the team he's selected. On the other hand, do the Ravens deserve better if no one else claims them? Incidentally, since we're aiming to start this thing on Monday, I'll give it another day or two and then assign teams to the people who are undeclared. If you're picking for a team already and are willing to handle a second as well, let me know and that would be helpful.
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Mar 28, 2024 21:42
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If you need someone for an unclaimed team I'm down to be assigned one
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Mar 28, 2024 21:45
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I’ll take Jacksonville
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Mar 28, 2024 22:19
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Anderson Koopa posted:This sounds like it might be fun. I'm open to trying it. I'll take an unclaimed team if one is available. Pats are all yours, as they usually end up going unclaimed
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Mar 28, 2024 22:38
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ShakeZula posted:Pats are all yours, as they usually end up going unclaimed Sweet, let's build the team of the future.
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Mar 28, 2024 23:15
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I'll take the Raiders and will almost definitely draft in the spirit of Al Davis unless someone particularly intriguing falls to #13
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Mar 29, 2024 00:31
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I'll take the Cowboys only if I can draft three punters.
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Mar 29, 2024 02:01
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I'll take the Niners. Wish that trades were allowed so I could bundle some of our extra picks to move up like I hope they do in the real thing.
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