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Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
I'll take any left-over team with a first.

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Sign me up for the leftover lottery. If there are more posters than leftover teams, I'm happy to be the one to drop.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Doesn't look like anyone stepped up for the Cardinals, so I'll take them.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Look how equitable and sharing TFF is

Posting comrades, willing to let others enjoy the spoils

Absolute Chad community

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

I'll take the Cowboys only if I can draft three punters.

What's your beef with long snappers

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I would love the LA Rams. And/or the Falcons if someone claims the Rams or no one claims the Falcons

Actually, just put me down for the Rams

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Alright, I'll be posting the picks thread sometime tomorrow, with the intent still being to start things off on Monday.

For those of you who offered to pick for an unclaimed teams, I have assigned them as follows:

Ornery and Hornery - Giants
xbilkis - Cowboys
Solarjetman - Ravens
Sad King Billy - Falcons
Cavauro - Browns

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
sweet. all i have to do is evaluate football players better than the ravens.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Virtual Jerry Jones...time to tap into the mindset of an old pervert...

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

ShakeZula posted:

Alright, I'll be posting the picks thread sometime tomorrow, with the intent still being to start things off on Monday.

For those of you who offered to pick for an unclaimed teams, I have assigned them as follows:

Ornery and Hornery - Giants
xbilkis - Cowboys
Solarjetman - Ravens
Sad King Billy - Falcons
Cavauro - Browns

We Are House Atreides. There Is No Call We Do Not Answer.

I will make the picks.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

bummer. ty for letting me play

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Who’s taking the Panthers???

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Professor Funk posted:

Who’s taking the Panthers???

I think it's best if we leave that one to the spirits

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Panthers are as yet unclaimed, but I figured we can cross that bridge when we come to it. Worst case I'll just pick for them.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Picks thread is now live, trevorreznik and the Bears are on the clock.

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
The only difficulty was in choosing which fingernail pics of Caleb to choose from.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

I think you made a fine choice

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

ShakeZula posted:

Picks thread is now live, trevorreznik and the Bears are on the clock.

Once again I emphasize that you own and I am grateful for your efforts

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
Ok the Washington pick is in, Patriots are on the clock

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Wow, at this rate we're on track for the entire first round to be quarterbacks!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

I posted in the AFC East thread looking for wisdom.

EDIT: The Patriots Offense is so bad that QB, OT, or WR would have been a defensible selection. The Patriots have two bridge QBs on the roster already and I wasn't one hundred percent convinced that Drake Maye was going to be the answer. That left OL or WR as the choice. I went with MHJ because I had more hope of finding OL later. I liked MHJ's size and his ability to slot in from day one.

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Apr 1, 2024

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

ShakeZula posted:

Wow, at this rate we're on track for the entire first round to be quarterbacks!

I hope so! I can't just draft Sam Hartman with a first round reach without looking silly otherwise.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Doing this again,

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vkEzHViOj4S3ERKH5DObUDbHDwGOoLeho4MwCJP3c4U/edit?usp=sharing

It's a few draft boards off of fanspeak. It may at least give some ideas late in the process. I'll try and keep it updated.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Darth Brooks posted:

Doing this again,

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vkEzHViOj4S3ERKH5DObUDbHDwGOoLeho4MwCJP3c4U/edit?usp=sharing

It's a few draft boards off of fanspeak. It may at least give some ideas late in the process. I'll try and keep it updated.

Chad effort, Brooks. Thank you!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
We're still doing rounds 1 through 3, correct?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Play posted:

We're still doing rounds 1 through 3, correct?

Feel like 3 is usually the goal. Except for the COVID year when we did 5 or something crazy.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Yeah 3 is always my goal, and if we get through that anything else is gravy

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Malik is fast and danger, great pick

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
the bengals are going to draft a guy who scores touchdowns, protects joe burrow, or engages in defense in the first round.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

drat, three WRs in the top 5 is crazy

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

ShakeZula posted:

drat, three WRs in the top 5 is crazy

I was worried it would happen because I really wanted Odunze at 9. But when the Pats went WR the dominoes fell fast

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



a patagonian cavy posted:

the bengals are going to draft a guy who scores touchdowns, protects joe burrow, or engages in defense in the first round.

just not Latham or Guyton, please. There's gonna be a good player at 18, no need to reach for a mid tackle.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

just not Latham or Guyton, please. There's gonna be a good player at 18, no need to reach for a mid tackle.

NO SPPILERS

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Well well well, now the giants control the draft…

I’ll make the pick asap

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Well well well, now the giants control the draft…

I’ll make the pick asap

pick a WR, you don't want to miss out!!!!!!!!!!

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

3 DONG HORSE posted:

pick a WR, you don't want to miss out!!!!!!!!!!

i tried but failed!!!

I wanted to do some more intriguing picks but I just can't avoid taking a decent qb prospect for the Giants... They have many needs but the biggest need of all is - da franchise quarterback.

Giddyup

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Drake maye would be an incredible pickup at 6. I think it is pretty clear that somebody else would probably trade up for him at 5 if he was still there but for the function of this exercise the giants would be fuckin thrilled lol.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Drake maye would be an incredible pickup at 6. I think it is pretty clear that somebody else would probably trade up for him at 5 if he was still there but for the function of this exercise the giants would be fuckin thrilled lol.

Agreed :)

After the first few picks I was thinking I’d take Joe Alt for NYG because:
  • Blue Chip prospect
  • Giants OL sucks
  • Positional Value
  • it would have absolutely thrown a wrench in the draft in a really fun way because obviously the titans want a LT

Alas, I did the honorable pick of what would be best for the giants organization.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
I don't think I've seen a single mock draft that hasn't had the Titans taking Joe Alt. Might as well ink it in now lol.

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Quinyon Mitchell gone at 8 drat.

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