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Gavok posted:The stand-up comedian? ComediANT
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Create-A-Wrestler jr. then I get a hockey gimmick as "Something Awful".
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what kinda ant, we have 17 already and im habing hard time figuring out ant matches
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ant-hony fan-tano im an ant but all i do is watch the show in the stands and judge the entrance themes.
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I'm the Alien Ant Farmer Am I an alien with an ant farm? Am I an ant from space who is also a farmer? Am I a farmer who harvests alien ants? YOU decide!
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Sandman from ECW posted:I'm the Alien Ant Farmer And is Annie okay?
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all right boys who wants to be Glacier the Third?
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I'm good alternate universe Mike Quackenbush. I support my fellow wrestlers, prioritize their health over kayfabe, don't sleep with trainees and don't call out individual workers on company-wide notifications.
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ChrisBTY posted:I'm good alternate universe Mike Quackenbush. I support my fellow wrestlers, prioritize their health over kayfabe, don't sleep with trainees and don't call out individual workers on company-wide notifications. Unfortunately you also made it to a big company, got hurt, and retired quietly to the suburbs to get a civilian job and did not have a social media presence
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ChrisBTY posted:I'm good alternate universe Mike Quackenbush. I support my fellow wrestlers, prioritize their health over kayfabe, don't sleep with trainees and don't call out individual workers on company-wide notifications. Loved that video you did where you're fake laughing for ten minutes.
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I’m New England Slam Chowder
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Captain Foo posted:I’m New England Slam Chowder are you a giant clam or a giant can
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Outback Liam. My specialty is the Australian Hardcore match: no rules, just right.
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rotinaj posted:are you a giant clam or a giant can Yea
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Bob From Accounting, a CPA who became so infuriated by his clients that he took up wrestling to get back at them. Barely lampshaded ripoff of IRS, currently feuding with Good Mike Quackenbush over his refusal to cut benefits for the workers to save the company's bottom line.
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Liquid Communism posted:Bob From Accounting, a CPA who became so infuriated by his clients that he took up wrestling to get back at them. Barely lampshaded ripoff of IRS, currently feuding with Good Mike Quackenbush over his refusal to cut benefits for the workers to save the company's bottom line. This you? https://youtu.be/uamlVkKBHt8?feature=shared
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"Muddy Bottom" Sal Swampy, my manager is an actual live alligator that is very poorly trained. The entire locker room is sick of my poo poo.
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Liquid Communism posted:Bob From Accounting, a CPA who became so infuriated by his clients that he took up wrestling to get back at them. Barely lampshaded ripoff of IRS, currently feuding with Good Mike Quackenbush over his refusal to cut benefits for the workers to save the company's bottom line. Ok look Good Mike Quackenbush might be good but I'm still an indie wrestling company promoter. No way can I afford benefits to begin with. It's more likely that my payoffs are so high I accidentally kill the company. rotinaj posted:Unfortunately you also made it to a big company, got hurt, and retired quietly to the suburbs to get a civilian job and did not have a social media presence No no that's Bizzaro Mike Quackenbush. ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Mar 31, 2024 |
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ChrisBTY posted:
Oh, it’s nice to hear he got more work after Sealab https://youtu.be/JvW-ZGNjBYc
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I won tickets to Tomorrow Never Dies in 2014 from some random Philly entertainment blog. The contest was to create your own Chikara gimmick. Mine was Wikipedia Man who had the Wikipedia globe as his mask. He never wrestled and would just interrupt interviews with “but, actually…” or when someone asked an open ended question. Finally after months of this someone asks him who he is, and he removes his mask to reveal a Vince McMahon mask while yelling “It was me Austin! It was me ALL ALONG!” Some Chikara fan got really annoyed that I won with a Vince joke, since he had written a whole 3 paragraph convoluted back story for his character.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Muddy Bottom" Sal Swampy, my manager is an actual live alligator that is very poorly trained. The entire locker room is sick of my poo poo. with that gimmick you will always have a place in my card
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syzpid posted:I won tickets to Tomorrow Never Dies in 2014 from some random Philly entertainment blog. The contest was to create your own Chikara gimmick. Mine was Wikipedia Man who had the Wikipedia globe as his mask. He never wrestled and would just interrupt interviews with “but, actually…” or when someone asked an open ended question. Finally after months of this someone asks him who he is, and he removes his mask to reveal a Vince McMahon mask while yelling “It was me Austin! It was me ALL ALONG!” And that fan's name? Mike Quackenbush My name is Brad Fry, and my Chikara gimmick is I play in a cool obnoxious hardcore/noise rock band I'm not allowed to say the name of in Chikara because it's too naughty. Unfortunately I am too successful in my day job as a masked salaryman and retire from wrestling after just a couple of years.
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A mixture of streak-Goldberg and the Brazilian "football player" Carlos Kaiser. My gimmick is that I never lose, but I achieve this by finding ways to get myself out of wrestling by faking injuries, getting suspended (with pay) right before the match, or start a fight with members of the audience and get sent home before the match starts, etc. You can't lose if you don't wrestle. *picture of guy tapping the side of his head with a sly grin on his face* I stay employed with Chikara by convincing everyone I'm a hot property through "phone calls" with "Tony" or "Hunter" or "Dwayne" or "the Anthem Owl," and obviously and poorly photoshopped photos of me having meetings with people like that. When I am finally forced to wrestle, I keep finding ways to have every match end in a no contest, or a double DQ or a double count-out, so something like that. I didn't win, yes, but I didn't lose and my gimmick is that I never lose. edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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Big Farmer Frank, I'm only shown in video packages doing mundane farm chores in full gear. Live crowds don't even know I exist because the packages aren't played at shows.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Muddy Bottom" Sal Swampy, my manager is an actual live alligator that is very poorly trained. The entire locker room is sick of my poo poo. the gator ate my fuckin dog i think "sick of your poo poo" is an understatement
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syzpid posted:I won tickets to Tomorrow Never Dies in 2014 from some random Philly entertainment blog. The contest was to create your own Chikara gimmick. Mine was Wikipedia Man who had the Wikipedia globe as his mask. He never wrestled and would just interrupt interviews with “but, actually…” or when someone asked an open ended question. Finally after months of this someone asks him who he is, and he removes his mask to reveal a Vince McMahon mask while yelling “It was me Austin! It was me ALL ALONG!” Hey man I worked really hard on those 3 paragraphs
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"soft boy" shawn bobert, i'm really scared of violence and as soon as my opponent puts me in a wristlock i begin excessively screaming in pain and going "why? why?" like i'm nancy kerrigan and it makes everyone uncomfortable until the match is called off or they let me win
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ChrisBTY posted:Ok look Good Mike Quackenbush might be good but I'm still an indie wrestling company promoter. No way can I afford benefits to begin with. I see an all-Quack trios team...
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Im the San Francisco Slam Chowder and I get a bigger pop cause I come out with a turtle shaped sour dough bread bowl as pants
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Dial Up Dan Harper, my entrance is just me walking to the ring covered in obsolete internet equipment while I scream modem noises. Children are terrified of me and old people hate me. I am inexplicably booked as a face.
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Kyle 2. I claim to be a clone of the original Kyle(who was never mentioned before now), who was defeated in an empty arena match by Ultramantis Black and whisked away to an undisclosed location, and I am there to have my revenge. I also print bootleg merch and sell it after the shows.
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Krab Maga, the crustacean grappler who can't figure out why people think he's a Trump supporter.
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Bob the Human. He is absolutely, 100% not from space.
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Jimbo Jett. A lightweight in a fat suit that does hurricanranas and high flying moves, yet everyone acts like he’s really 500 pounds and can’t lift him. Finisher is a 450 splash that everyone sells like death.
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stealing everybody’s trashbag pants to encourage recycling
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Spirit Halloween, it's like the Halloween gimmick, but every week I show up as a cheap knockoff of somebody else and need to be addressed as somebody else. Fire Ant is a plastic hockey mask and I ask the crowd to call me "Red Insect Wrestler"
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I’m “The 1 Man Boy Band” Jay Woodriver and I’m here to break ALL of your hearts
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forkboy84 posted:And that fan's name? Mike Quackenbush
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clave hample jr.
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