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I tried this not too long ago out of curiosity and it's just normal coffee except they use robusta beans which have more caffeine but more bitterness which is why it tastes like burnt garbage. The whole Death Wish skull and crossbones thing is just lame marketing for rubes. I'm gonna slap a machine gun on some green tea and call it Kill Shot and market to BJJ bros and make a fortune.
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Joe Rogan will be sipping my tea whie interviewing Kid Rock "This is good poo poo. It's the Insurrectionist Blend." I'll make a fortune
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Mar 25, 2024 04:16
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WARNING: M.D.K. - Murder Death Kill - is not normal Earl Grey. It contains HOMICIDAL LEVELS OF CAFFEINE. DRINKING WILL MAKE YOU EXTREME.
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Mar 25, 2024 04:26
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I just shove a little shard of tina up my pee hole every morning to get my day started much better for you than all that caffeine
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Mar 25, 2024 04:27
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Joe Rogan will be sipping my tea whie interviewing Kid Rock "This is good poo poo. It's the Insurrectionist Blend." I'll make a fortune Even lefties market to this demographic. check out the young turks TOO STRONG COFFEE! I dunno what the demo name is but I'd imagine its millenial adolescents frozen in time. E: Also Smugworth posted:Plenty of real cops enjoy a good skull motif too Imagine being in a car that you shout out of a bullhorn from, has flashing lights and a blaring siren and think, hmmm I wish I could be more obnoxious and tell people what a piece of poo poo I am too. wit fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Mar 25, 2024 |
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Mar 25, 2024 04:28
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Dial A For Awesome posted:They should extend this naming style to other products. I’m sure wannabe soldiers would buy “Tip of the spear moist towelettes” and “Shock/awe gravy”.
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Mar 25, 2024 04:38
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Mulaney Power Move posted:WARNING: M.D.K. - Murder Death Kill - is not normal Earl Grey. It contains HOMICIDAL LEVELS OF CAFFEINE. DRINKING WILL MAKE YOU EXTREME. no endorsement from Nick loving Gage, no sale 
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Mar 25, 2024 04:39
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Instead of pursuing degenerate coffee blends, I just drink slightly more of my regular coffee when I want extra caffeine. Keep it simple, OP
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Mar 25, 2024 04:42
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mystes posted:It's not quite as extreme but the brand "dude wipes" already exists out of the need to make personal hygiene products seem more masculine to appeal to insecure men lol dude wipes and they also got artisanal soaps marketed to bros and shaving creams with a sasquatch on the lable marketed for shaving your balls
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Mar 25, 2024 04:43
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Cactus Loofa
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Mar 25, 2024 04:48
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Smugworth posted:ur not allowed actually And I would have gotten away with it too.
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Mar 25, 2024 05:10
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Thesaurus posted:Instead of pursuing degenerate coffee blends, I just drink slightly more of my regular coffee when I want extra caffeine. Keep it simple, OP wow just wow
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Mar 25, 2024 05:48
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men need to be constantly reassured that their foodstuffs are sufficiently deadly and or manly. basically a foolproof market niche edit: i'm honestly amazed that nobody has made a lucky-charms style cereal with little guns, erect penises, rambo knives, lifted trucks etc.
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Mar 25, 2024 05:50
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They don't sell a light roast. Light roasts contain the most caffeine. If their whole thing is being "hardcore death coffee" then they should sell a lighter roast. They also sell flavoured blends which are clearly for children or adults who can't appreciate a coffee without it tasting like Costco pumpkin pie. Yeah, sorry I'm way too much of a coffee elitist to gently caress with this. American "coffee culture" is trash.
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Mar 25, 2024 05:52
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emSparkly posted:I keep confusing it with “Liquid Death” which is literally just loving spring water. Oh, I assume that's made by Nestle then. Also I just like good tasting coffee. I don't think I've ever been like "inject me with the most caffeine" and if I was and that was the primary goal wouldn't like an energy drink work better? I just want my coffee to be nice and tasty. I like nice tasting coffee.
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Mar 25, 2024 05:57
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Honestly I can't get over how American coffee marketing has always touted its products as BOLD, ROBUST, DARK, AND STRONG and its always just the most over-roasted, over-brewed, single-dimension swill ever. Anything that you need to add a 1/4 of half and half and a spoonful of sugar to make taste good shouldn't exist. I feel if you tried to market a really good single-origin light roast with words like "fruity, floral, complex, exotic, spiced", you'd be laughed out of town for selling gay coffee.
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Mar 25, 2024 05:58
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What if you don't die though
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Mar 25, 2024 06:57
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The coffee doesnt want me today
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Mar 25, 2024 07:12
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Harald posted:Breaking into a coca-cola bottling plant and absconding with barrels of purified caffeine. i hear if you dehydrate it and put it on your gums it makes you talk for hours and your dick gets limp
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Mar 25, 2024 07:23
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emSparkly posted:I keep confusing it with “Liquid Death” which is literally just loving spring water. Liquid Death has made it over to UK supermarkets now, it looks loving stupid on the shelves next to all the other bottled water brands, whose packaging all feature pictures of mountains and nature and stuff Also it's £5 for 4x500ml cans
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Mar 25, 2024 08:20
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give me the silly gay coffee I demand the silly gay coffee
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Mar 25, 2024 08:20
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I moved past coffee and on to caffeine tablets a long time ago, OP. I've gotten really good at staying under 1000mg per day, although lately I've probably gotten up to 700 or 800mg a few days. I start my day with between 100 and 200mg of modafinil and 400mg of caffeine. The modafinil varies by how much sleep I've had and how fast I have to get up to full operating awareness, but the 400mg of caffeine is regular. I might try to reduce it further, but I've already reduced my intake by more than half compared to what I used to do.
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Mar 25, 2024 08:30
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I looked into caffeine pills one time, decided against it. Likely would wreck my gut. Is there any brand that is particularly reputable tho? Amazon's OTC thing I think had some particularly amusing reviews, 1/2 were "works great!", 1/4 were "is this a placebo? what is in this poo poo? what is even going on?", 1/4 were "took one and I didn't sleep or stop licking my teeth for three days" no thank uuuu Im sure a lot of it was people unaware that tolerance is a thing, but it was not heartening to read lol
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Mar 25, 2024 08:45
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black coffee? more like 'urban coffee'
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Mar 25, 2024 09:44
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oi, i wish i was dead
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Mar 25, 2024 10:08
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Smugworth posted:Plenty of real cops enjoy a good skull motif too
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Right wing coffee discourse is weird because they think flavored syrups and poo poo are elitist when in fact it's the most normie poo poo ever. Meanwhile all the real snobs are drinking it black.
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Mar 25, 2024 10:19
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Im really curious about "right wing coffee discourse".
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Mar 25, 2024 10:37
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society was a lot better when everyone was on cocaine
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Mar 25, 2024 10:45
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Don't talk to me before I've had my cocaine
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Mar 25, 2024 10:58
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no pcp, no workee
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i had a triple shot of espresso the other day and i felt like i was gonna die
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Mar 25, 2024 11:05
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i use preworkout and have like 4-7 cups of coffee a day so my baseline caffeine intake is usually in the 6-700 mg range
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Mar 25, 2024 11:12
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i want an anti energy drink, like a cannabis infused chamomile tea.
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Mar 25, 2024 11:15
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there's def a market for that
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Mar 25, 2024 11:48
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"slow your roll"
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hell yeah thats what im talking about
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Mar 25, 2024 14:19
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EXTREME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0OY9680sNk
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I usually get my coffee from one of the several sad cholo goth clown coffee shops in my area. That or I just drink the caffeinated poo poo water Seattle’s best they provide at work. I don’t like a coffee brands that seems to suggest I will have a heart attack after drinking it.
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