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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > thread for giving spirital guidance for zoomers to dismantle capitalism
 
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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
as we all know, us millennials are gay rear end-eaters too bsuy being good at video games, eatring rear end, and posting on dead web 1.0 forums. we're checked out playing poker deck building roguelites. fortunately for everyone, the zoomers are alright and going to save us though but must learn from our mistakes. as former occupy wallstreet experts, we should be there to guide them on their mission

- try hitler, but on tiktok with big tit. think you went big enough? guess again bucko
- do NOT do poly, we tried it and all we got were weak quads. it's el passe now.
- turns out getting teargassed by a rent-a-cop sucks and did not abolish capitalism. 0/10
- if a guy shows up in a tan suit offering cope and change, make him prove he's not a feds by asking if he'll share some fries first
- seattle sucks don't move there. we tried it and now it's bad. try springfield instead

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The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

 don't trust the liberals, they will always betray you

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
 try the redemptive power of jesus christ

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better

Ohtori Akio posted:

try the redemptive power of jesus christ

this

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


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learn the true theory of magic (statistical mechanics), also read lawvere

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DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Everything you need to free yourself and your fellows from the bondage of your masters can be found in Harry Potter And The Methods of Rationality.

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

 the chaz was socialism, and should be established everywhere

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018

Ohtori Akio posted:

try the redemptive power of jesus christ
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032524_2
Mar 25, 2024
 most probably know we are cosmically battling the Bourgeoisie for control over Earth

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Ohtori Akio posted:

try the redemptive power of jesus christ
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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


 don't move to Springfield

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Don't hex the president, he is too powerful. Try hexing a weaker figure, like a congressional staffer

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ohtori Akio posted:

try the redemptive power of jesus christ
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