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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The great debate rages on

Have you ever used either? What’s your take?

Walker was ok, great for stability, harder to move, takes up more space when storing.

Cane - can hide a sword

Easy choice imho

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Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Had to use both when I was recovering from a hip fracture. Preferred the cane, used the walker during the first few weeks though.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
crutches binch

i forget where it was in australia, maybe brisbane, but author james jones (thin red line) successfully defended a doorway against drunk aussie soldiers with a crutch

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

N. Senada posted:

Cane - can hide a sword

Easy choice imho
Yeah this really didn't need a thread

coolness > ease of mobility

cane > crutches > walker

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
silver bullet wheelchair

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

dee eight posted:

silver bullet wheelchair

gently caress, I forgot about that

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
god gave us not two legs, but four. the simple fact you only use other other two for typing at an computer keyboard speaks volumes

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

holy poo poo i was just telling mrs d8 about joie chitwood yesterday! (she was whining about my driving)

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

R.L. Stine posted:

god gave us not two legs, but four. the simple fact you only use other other two for typing at an computer keyboard speaks volumes

i solved the riddle of the spink

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

walker gear > cane > crutches > walker

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Walkers, they let you put tennis balls on them which is cool. And they usually double as a chair for sitting on the go.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

The average human being only uses 10 percent of their legs.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That gigantic yellow go-cart Professor X rolls around in

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Car

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Grandma Bernie.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That gigantic yellow go-cart Professor X rolls around in

While professor X has used wheelchairs, the yellow one is not rolled around in as it is a hoverchair.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I use a wheelchair. For respect.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Jelly posted:

Yeah this really didn't need a thread

coolness > ease of mobility

cane > crutches > walker

this. its so freaking obvious

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Canes are great in case it turns out you live in a musical and have to participate in an impromptu dance number

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Canes are great in case it turns out you live in a musical and have to participate in an impromptu dance number

Av post

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

more of a Bojangles or Popeyes kinda guy

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




@Grey Cat

e: oh, grey cat already posted itt. probably up at 6 am every morning to read the latest posts before a mall walking sesh

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'm in bed by 6pm so I can get up early and feed the ducks at the park some lettuce

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i just use one of these dealies

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Mozi posted:

i just use one of these dealies



Where do the tennis balls go?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the segway changed everything

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

Where do the tennis balls go?

plenty of storage in back

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Bad Purchase posted:

the segway changed everything

honestly it really depends on what topic you're moving into

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I use one of those unbreakable umbrellas as a cane/walking stick. Then I fitted a AK-47 bayonet lug to it and now I have a umbrella/cane that I can attach and remove a bayonet to. Its pretty cool.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
That’s called being the Batman villain

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Yeah you can look all weak or pompous with a Cane or a Walker, or you can look dignified and purposeful with a Staff.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

covidstomper58 posted:

Yeah you can look all weak or pompous with a Cane or a Walker, or you can look dignified and purposeful with a Staff.

I have one of those too, About 6' with and old meatgrinder on the top. Black locust wood.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Powered exosuit :c00l:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If you can hide a sword in a cane you can hide a sword in a walker :colbert:

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
if you don't need a walker and can do with a cane that's great, if you need a cane and can get by, that's bully for you, if you don't need either, you're blessed

my grandmother went from ambulatory to needing a walker in one moment. she drove herself to the grocery store, was walking in and was shoved to the ground by a shoplifter. broke a hip. to this day she's the strongest woman I've ever met.

she outlived her husband, my grandfather, a great man, who died after falling in his own kitchen making his own breakfast. He was 96.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I got a cane for when my lower half feels like falling apart on me

It's pretty chill, and gets me a seat on the bus when I need it

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

I use a standup rolling walker, mostly. It has armrests, so I don’t have to put any weight on my hands. It has a seat and also a cupholder. I do keep a cane in my car and one in my apartment, for short distances. I prefer the walker because the cane makes my hand hurt.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Walkers

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jelly posted:

Yeah this really didn't need a thread

coolness > ease of mobility

cane > crutches > walker

The poles had a cane for nobles that was also conveniently a war hammer

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