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mobby_6kl posted:You know which bridge didn't collapse? Gallopin' Gertie's Taiwanese cousin?
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mobby_6kl posted:You know which bridge didn't collapse? it would be cool to have a fun little ride like this before perishing
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Apr 4, 2024 17:19
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I bet that would set off motion sickness something fierce
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wesleywillis posted:Better call the cross boss!! Jesus?
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Have they unfucked the situation yet?
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Apr 16, 2024 02:45
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The finger pointing just got started.
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Apr 16, 2024 03:02
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Dying because of stupid loving bridge collapsing is a bullshit way to go
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BoldFace posted:Have they unfucked the situation yet? they put the boat in reverse and incredibly the bridge was pulled out of the water and reassembled itself. scientists and engineers are baffled, but the city of Baltimore can breathe a huge sigh of relief: the bridge is back, baby!!!
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Apr 16, 2024 03:41
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wow Google maps deleted the bridge altogether, I don't think it's coming back
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bridge gone so what
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bridges should be allowed to fire upon any ship, friend or foe. but they can't, and it's because of the left
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Apr 16, 2024 04:04
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watch bridge start a war
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big bridge big life
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Listen I trained for years playing world of goo with a wiimote. I’ll fix it in two nights.
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BoldFace posted:Have they unfucked the situation yet? Lol
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R.L. Stine posted:bridges should be allowed to fire upon any ship, friend or foe. but they can't, and it's because of the left
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Vegetable posted:This makes me think the solution should be for bridges to have cannons so they can sink wayward ships
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Apr 16, 2024 07:02
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I hate the underwater levels in Crash Badicoot 3: Warped
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FBI will be investigating the incident:quote:The FBI has opened a criminal investigation focusing on the massive container ship that brought down the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore last month — a probe that will look at least in part at whether the crew left the port knowing the vessel had serious system problems, according to two U.S. officials familiar with the matter.
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So if the crew is found liable then they would have to pay for the bridge rebuilding out of their own pockets?
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GABA ghoul posted:So if the crew is found liable then they would have to pay for the bridge rebuilding out of their own pockets? 1 billion hours of community service, to be paid over 3 generations.
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Apr 16, 2024 11:20
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GABA ghoul posted:So if the crew is found liable then they would have to pay for the bridge rebuilding out of their own pockets? How many crew are there?  But if the crew left knowing there was serious problems, doesn't that most of the responsibility end up with the captain/company if they knew and went a head?
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Apr 16, 2024 12:07
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They'll probably get their lives destroyed if they suggest the company signed off anything dodgy.
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Apr 16, 2024 13:50
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Too bad they didn't destroy the economy instead of some goofy bridge, they'd get bailouts instead
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mobby_6kl posted:FBI will be investigating the incident: I see the Facebook crowd was right to classify this as a level 9 top secret false flag terrorist conspiracy. Makes you wonder what else they were right about. Seedless grapes?
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Apr 16, 2024 15:45
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I dont think there was a bridge to begin with, the whole thing smells like scam
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Apr 16, 2024 16:14
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I hope they decide to just turn the crossing into a scenic ferry route instead where you can have a margarita on the top deck and you know take a quiet minute to enjoy the moment.
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The Alchemist posted:I dont think there was a bridge to begin with, the whole thing smells like scam the FBI has so far determined that there are in fact pieces of a bridge on the boat, but they haven't figured out how they got there, or which bridge it is.. if any. it's possible those are just some bridge parts that coincidentally were being carried in containers and which spilled out when the boat had it's accident. we'll know more once they figure out what the boat actually hit. the confusing part is that the map shows nothing there, so what could it be?
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The Alchemist posted:I dont think there was a bridge to begin with, the whole thing smells like scam Wait, than what did the boat crash into? Is there some sort of Baltimore'ness monster or something? Is that the reasons for all these cover ups???
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dr_rat posted:Wait, than what did the boat crash into? i did a bit of research by reading random pages from earlier in the thread and it seems that the boat has crashed into *checks notes* the mason-dixon line according to my understanding of geopolitical rules this means the confederacy (should it rise again) has a casus belli against singapore Earwicker fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Apr 16, 2024 16:23
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Mason and Dixon and their untidy, line leaving ways, have a lot to answer for. 
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the bridge was in this country illegally
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Bad Purchase posted:the bridge was in this country illegally the bridge was federal overreach.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:the bridge was federal overreach. It transitioned to from an above water bridge to an underwater bridge. We need legislation to prevent this!
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Apr 16, 2024 17:04
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Imagine the seamen's anxiety as they slowly move toward the bridge. It'd be the worst slow-mo in cinema history.
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Apr 16, 2024 17:08
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Well that bridge never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits please
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Apr 16, 2024 17:13
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enough time has passed that I feel comfortable admitting it: I, smoobles, collapsed the Baltimore bridge
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Apr 16, 2024 17:20
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smoobles posted:enough time has passed that I feel comfortable admitting it: 
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smoobles posted:enough time has passed that I feel comfortable admitting it: Thank you for your service
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Well that bridge never had a lick of sense; pass the biscuits please
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