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I heard that one of the janitors on the boat smoked a joint a couple years ago so it was probably him that caused it.
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wesleywillis posted:And then a giant rear end container ship hosed up the Baltimore key Bridge. Hardcore ship on bridge action. Cargo ships gone wild!
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I just don’t know why we let boats near bridges jn the first place. Why didn’t the boat just go around it?
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wesleywillis posted:I heard that one of the janitors on the boat smoked a joint a couple years ago so it was probably him that caused it. The MSM has been completely silent on the outcome of the boat's drug test too.
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In 1992, that boat groped me
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the guy who built the bridge must feel pretty embarrassed that a boat could destroy it with such ease. i bet he texts his other bridges every day to make sure they're ok
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Gutcruncher posted:I just don’t know why we let boats near bridges jn the first place. Why didn’t the boat just go around it? They should build a bridge for the boat so it can go over the bridge without hitting it. Science!
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what do we even need bridges for now that we all have high speed internet
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fbi already released their report
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R.L. Stine posted:fbi already released their report This does not confirm UFO's, but does not outright refute them either.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:what do we even need bridges for now that we all have high speed internet They refuse to release the 3D printers with fumes safe for a studio because they know it would shut down global commerce.
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goatface posted:They refuse to release the 3D printers with fumes safe for a studio because they know it would shut down global commerce. it's already possible to 3D print sex arses, so I'm not sure why we even need these boats anymore.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:it's already possible to 3D print sex arses, so I'm not sure why we even need these boats anymore. they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home
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Bad Purchase posted:they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home I'm going to start a company called MySexArse as I hear there is a factory and some unemployed folk familiar with latex foam here in the states.
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with your imagination you can gently caress anything. im sucking my toilets dick right now
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smoobles posted:enough time has passed that I feel comfortable admitting it: Smoobled again.
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Bad Purchase posted:they never turn out as voluptuous when you make them at home we have sex arses at home
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R.L. Stine posted:with your imagination you can gently caress anything. im sucking my toilets dick right now If you weren’t supposed to gently caress your toilet it wouldn’t have a ballcock now would it?
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Escape Goat posted:we have sex arses at home I have arse sex in a bed with my wife
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wesleywillis posted:I have arse sex in a bed with my wife Sir this is a thread about a bridge
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Smugworth posted:Sir this is a thread about a bridge I have sex with a bridge with my wife. Well, I did before a certain jealous boat came along. 
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back in the day you could gently caress a bridge for 99 cents. now you're lucky if you find one under $50, and when you do the goddamn thing collapses. no, no. i'm an isthmus man now.
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R.L. Stine posted:back in the day you could gently caress a bridge for 99 cents. now you're lucky if you find one under $50, and when you do the goddamn thing collapses. no, no. i'm an isthmus man now. It's inflation. Around here you are lucky to get a handy from a two lane country bridge for $50. It's a least 4 figures to go down on a fancy city bridge with huge spans.
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R.L. Stine posted:fbi already released their report CONFIRMED: the bridge was vaxxed
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dsf posted:CONFIRMED: the bridge was vaxxed MRNA shedding caused the shidding of the boat's engines.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:MRNA shedding caused the shidding of the boat's engines. Jewish Space Lasers, anyone? The ship blacked out due to the EMP, not engine failure.
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I hear they're gonna rebuild it using the metal on site already: the remains of the container ship.
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yea they fixed it but it isn't the same. not a good roadfeel. won't be using it
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Why not just get a hover conversion done to your lame bridge-dependent ground car? It's TYOOL 2024 for gently caress's sake.
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According to a local on Reddit, they recovered the last body yesterday and are ahead of schedule on progress. https://www.reddit.com/r/OnPatrolLive/s/sNT4fjA1fL quote:Key Bridge Update
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soon hazardous waste will again roll across the water into and out of Baltimore once again
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Explosives to free Dali from Key Bridge wreckage, crew will shelter in place on board
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I'm actually really glad they were able to get all the bodies, so the families can put them to rest. You don't know it until you lose someone important, that knowing where their body is/how it's being treated in death becomes a huge comfort to you.
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I dunno how big a safety perimeter gets done for building implosions, but the Dali is almost a 1000 ft long, so telling the crew "Stay at the stern and inside" should be sufficient, right?
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I'm actually really glad they were able to get all the bodies, so the families can put them to rest. You don't know it until you lose someone important, that knowing where their body is/how it's being treated in death becomes a huge comfort to you. Yeah I wanted to joke about there not being any bridge blood in the news coverage but people died so.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I dunno how big a safety perimeter gets done for building implosions, but the Dali is almost a 1000 ft long, so telling the crew "Stay at the stern and inside" should be sufficient, right? Sure. Demolition explosives are very small and controlled, and exploding a steel frame means there won't be a lot of small debris. You won't have random bricks or chunks of concrete flying out like in a building. I have a scrap of memory from something on tv, mythbusters or something, that minimum safe distance for buildings was twice (?) the height of the building. The bridge wasn't 500' tall even when it was standing.
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