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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Baltimore's Key Bridge has collapsed.
 
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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This is crazy. I wonder how long it will take to rebuild. I’ve seen them quickly rebuild a bridge in Pensacola that got wiped out due to a hurricane, but drat.

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frumpykvetchbot posted:

you're not asking the right questions.

was the captain trans or soft on border issues?

The captain didn’t respect the bridge’s borders, that’s for sure.

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They’ve rescued some people at least.

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1772578325329854936

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bolind posted:

My armchair analysis:

The ship knew some minutes ahead of time that they were experiencing power issues, and warned the authorities. The bridge got closed for traffic, initially left-to-right, and, just in the nick of time, right-to-left. The "only" vehicles on the bridge at the time of collapse were emergency vehicles.

This could've gone a lot worse if it had happened during rush hour.

If this was true, that would be a hell of an “oh poo poo” moment for the crew as they got closer and closer.

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Tato posted:

lmao at the caps. You mean he wasn't trained to DELIBERATELY HIT bridges?

Ray Lewis was not the pilot, no

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thunderspanks posted:

wonder how long until the boss calls asking if he'll still be in for his shift tomorrow

Now it’s a REALLY big pothole

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

There were some basic walls around the pylons but I mean is it even possible to build anything strong enough to stop something that big?

Only Hulk Hogan’s 24 inch pythons could’ve saved us

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The only thing that can stop a 95000 ton ship is yo momma standing in front of it.

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The_Franz posted:

The old sex arse factory is luxury, waterfront condos now.

Next to the blowjob factory?

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naem posted:

that is a LOT of boat right there





well this explains why my order of 1000 rubber dog turds still is showing "in transit"

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wesleywillis posted:

Instead of whales, they have to deliver sex arses to the future.

Is there anything Kirk won’t screw?

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Athas posted:

Uh, no, overstating the impact is easy, watch:

The collapse of this bridge is as bad as the collapse of two bridges of equal importance.

Or stealing forty cakes.

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ninjoatse.cx posted:

This poo poo doesn't happen in the suburbs. :colbert:

Try that in a small town

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Medullah posted:

What we need is a SPACE bridge to transport energon back to Cybertron

Please, Shockwave can’t guard poo poo.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Baltimore's Key Bridge has collapsed.