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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > super mario politics
 
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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4

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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

 Lmao I forgot this gif existed

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4
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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4
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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4

goldmine

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Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

 https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4

lmao

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Mario had some good ideas, like squishing goombas

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I don’t think he’s really anti bowser since they play tennis together and enjoy go karting on the weekends

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


 he's a monarchist obvsly

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
 it is absurd. not only does bowser have an overwhelming advantage in bo-bombs and bullet-bills, he clearly has the industrial base to replace their losses.

mario is a neoliberal fantasy of small unit maneuver warfare

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is he a union plumber?

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Weka posted:

Is he a union plumber?

no, independent contractor

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cf. the super mario brothers movie

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4
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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Mario retired from plumbing but he still lays pipe

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4
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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4
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my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4

i say swears online posted:

goldmine
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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al! posted:

no, independent contractor

Not even the conservative monarchy of the mushroom kingdom has laws as anti union as America. And in his native Italy, self employed people I believe can join a union.

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Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

 Mario is a Royalist. There, I said it.

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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
mustache? timberlands? heirloom overalls? Mario is a circa 2014 Williamsburg hipster

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

War and Pieces posted:

mustache? timberlands? heirloom overalls? Mario is a circa 2014 Williamsburg hipster

They want to imitate people like him, salt of the earth working people. Maybe he doesn't have all the correct political beliefs but we on the left need to learn to work with the proletariat as we find them, instead of this ceaseless purity testing.

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
https://youtu.be/1-TP8ep6vOI

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Woke Mind Virus posted:

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Woke Mind Virus posted:

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

War and Pieces posted:

mustache? timberlands? heirloom overalls? Mario is a circa 2014 Williamsburg hipster

he’s a Gavin McInnes styled reactionary

he has a tradwife and token nonhuman friends that only bolster his role at the top of the Mushroom Kingdom’s hierarchy

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011

Woke Mind Virus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eHWroiH.mp4

Chilling.

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Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

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ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

mags posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HMmoPCV.mp4
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