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So, if I don't make it back, please avenge my death. TIA.
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think of all the shareholder value youre creating on the way down after the plane decides to nosedive into the ground on its own
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Boeing? More like you're goeing to crash.
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You're boeing to die
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careful badmouthing them, you might end up shooting yourself in the back of the head 12 times before falling out a window.
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Aishlinn posted:careful badmouthing them, you might end up shooting yourself in the back of the head 12 times before falling out a window. That's just an average Saturday night for me.
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biznatchio posted:You're boeing to die Dag. And I never accomplished anything...oh well.
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Sit next to a child. If your oxygen mask is one of the 25% that doesn't work, you can take his.
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Imma bring back those airport vending machines from the '70s that sold insurance and make a killing
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Why are they called Boeing if they don't go "boeing" when they hit the ground they go "ckkrrshshshboom"?
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If you don't make it I'll diarrhea all over a plane for you. I can't guarantee it'll be a boeing but I'll try
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Secks Cauldron posted:If you don't make it I'll diarrhea all over a plane for you. I can't guarantee it'll be a boeing but I'll try 
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that does not boed well
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if the front falls off mid-flight do your best to aim your soon-to-be corpse at Renton
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ask the pilot to just taxi the plane to your destination
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boeing puts your bones in the ground
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44% of the operating US commercial airline fleet are Boeing airplanes OP
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Can I have your couch OP?
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Das Boo posted:Sit next to a child. If your oxygen mask is one of the 25% that doesn't work, you can take his. Being unconscious during an emergency sounds like a perk to me. You’d think some airlines would offer it as a paid feature.
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Smuggle drugs, weapons or a bomb on board. The chances of a plane crashing *while* there's a bomb on board are so tiny, so it means you'll be way safer. Alternatively quote:Tomorrow I'm probably taking a flight back home in a Boeing.
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Boeing makes good planes and has safely transported millions of passengers for much longer than you have been alive or any of your unlikely progeny will.
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MrQwerty posted:44% of the operating US commercial airline fleet are Boeing airplanes OP Yeah. It's also an international trip with two transfers. So my chances are good (bad?).
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. It's also an international trip with two transfers. So my chances are good (bad?). The other 36% are Bombardier, Embraer or pre-Boeing MD so the chances are about 69% (  ) that you will catch a Boeing flying in the USA unless you're catching regional planes
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Escape From Noise posted:So, if I don't make it back, please avenge my death. ACCEPTED So I'm clear, is that vengeance on the entire corporation of Boeing? Just the Board? The CEO? Some retired guy? Please be more specific. *bows
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The older I get the more I realize The Worst People are ones that have to force their Travel Lifestyle into every conversation
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Sit all the way in the back and jump just before the plane smashed into the ground at 1200 mph. You’ll be fine. Alternatively, don’t be one of those dinguses that survive the crash and then injure themselves on the inflatable funslide as they exit the plane.
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Spend the entire takeoff evaluating which of your fellow passengers you’ll eat when your plane crashes into a snow covered mountain.
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I miss the good old days when it was always DC 10s falling out of the sky.
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Szyznyk posted:I miss the good old days when it was always DC 10s falling out of the sky. Funnily enough, all the bad parts of MD are what have severely rotted Boeing
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ProperCauldron posted:The older I get the more I realize The Worst People are ones that have to force their Travel Lifestyle into every conversation Just my annual trip back to the US to visit friends and family. Also, I was really high when I posted this.
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Das Boo posted:Sit next to a child. If your oxygen mask is one of the 25% that doesn't work, you can take his. You think that’s air you’re breathing?
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Vengarr posted:You think that’s air you’re breathing? Woah! Real air? It's not like Boeing is made of money. If oxygen is so important to you maybe you'll spring for the oxygen upgrade.
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Escape From Noise posted:So, if I don't make it back, please avenge my death. Who am I avenging against?
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Extra row of tits posted:Who am I avenging against? Since you're doing me a favor, I won't be picky.
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Could be worse, could be an Airbus. AirBUS? Smells like woke socialism OP
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Strategic Tea posted:Could be worse, could be an Airbus. AirBUS? Smells like woke socialism OP Woke Socialism seems to keep doors on as far as I can tell. But I'm looking into this.
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Don't forget to BYOB! *Bolts
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