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Join Geop, Vicas, and myself for  Important rumsfeld lore videos YT Playlist Ep 444432 - Maidenless and Loving It Ep 002 - Patch Problems Ep 003 - Right to remain silent Ep 004 - Lore implications of Bear Ep 005 - Crushing puz Ep 006 - Royal BBQ Ep 007 - What's that bird doing?  Unless you've been living under a rock you've probably heard of the masterwork that is Elden Ring. Released on February 25, 2022 by Armored Core creator FromSoftware, Elden Ring is a sekiro-like action game where your character has arisen from a sleep to fight dragons, demigods, and other big monsters with broken hitboxes and overpowered attacks. Defeating enemies allows you to customize your characters vocation by leveling up different stats, acquiring new skills, and upgrading weapons and armor. Fighting enemies alone can be pretty tricky, so you have the ability to summon both NPCs as well as other human players to assist you cooperatively, using them as pawns in your battles. Summoning human players to help you is purposely restricted in several ways in the vanilla version of the game to give a sense of isolation, ephemeralness, and frustration. While I understand (and approve) of this design choice, it certainly cuts down on the "shenanigan factor", a key benchmark in multiplayer games. To rectify this, my colleagues and I will be using the seamless co-op mod for this LP. Please be aware this mod is an in-progress fanwork, so there  Is this real? Only if you believe~ Who are you? I am Kuvo and I am still somehow convincing Geop and Vicas to make LPs with me. We have a bit of a history with this series. What is this mod you speak of? The Seamless co-op mod can be found here. Here are some of the important changes quote:- If a player dies, they will respawn in the same world at the last bonfire they rested at. What's the spoiler pollicy? Vicas and I have played though this game several times. Geop has not. Do not ruin it for him. Why are you editing everything? Elden Ring is a huge game. There's going to be quite a bit of downtime during travel, leveling up, death runs, etc. We're also certainly going to have issues with the mod. I value your time (but not mine?) so I'll be cutting out the fat. How often are you going to release video? I have no clue. We are all 30 or 40 years old and have lives outside the internet so this might go on 8+ years or something. Who is Rumsfeld? A reprehensible tarnished who has been isekaing around for a bit (tl note: isekai means quantum leap) Who is Hilde? A tarnished who cast aside their namesake, ashamed of it's words and deeds. Who is Big Titty Borzoi? A tarnished of much renown, and a bangin set of honkers. Um actually you mispoke when you stated Mohg didn't aquire all of his high school physical fitness credit hours. If you had read the lore you would know he had a waver and... While Vicas and I are knowlegable about the game, you must remember one of us sometimes forgets things, and the other sometimes makes things up. Is this going to be like your other LPs where you sucked at every fight, paid no attention to the game, got drunk and yelled and even passed out in a few episodes? I can't recall the events you're talking about. I want to co-op with you! Please submit your resume and CV to our HR department and we will get back to you in 2-4 business years. Kuvo fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Come to the lands between for the Elden Ring, hmm?
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Apr 1, 2024 18:24
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Merry Christmas
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Apr 1, 2024 18:27
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I want to believe
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Apr 1, 2024 18:34
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Apr 1, 2024 18:35
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Steelion posted:I want to believe it's not emptyquoting if it's today
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Apr 1, 2024 22:02
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lol gatdamn i clicked looking for a Dragon's Dogma LP... ... ...but this'll do
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Apr 1, 2024 23:15
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Sally posted:lol gatdamn i clicked looking for a Dragon's Dogma LP... Xenoblade Chronicles is the superior game
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Apr 2, 2024 00:03
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Friends have been telling me about Dragma for years. Excited to get in the ground floor of a new LP.
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Apr 2, 2024 00:23
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I am excited for this LP.
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Apr 2, 2024 00:57
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I'll be so hyped when in 200 years we'll finally cook Taro and befriend the Thundercats.
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Apr 2, 2024 01:54
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 Ep 002 - Patch Problems lets get this started
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Apr 3, 2024 21:41
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The best friend a tarnished, ashen one, undead, or hunter could have.
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Apr 4, 2024 02:13
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I'm still skeptical.
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Apr 4, 2024 02:47
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Totally thought this was going to a one off for april fools
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Apr 4, 2024 03:26
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Slaan posted:Totally thought this was going to a one off for april fools I was thinking the same thing. I'm glad to see that it's not.
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Looks like you lot are having real fun! I feel like Geop was getting real tired of DS2's poo poo by the end of that LP so here's hoping the co-op experience can pull you all through this monstrosity of a game.
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Apr 4, 2024 21:30
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Isn't there a mod that doubles the number of enemies? That seems fair.
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Smoky Bandana posted:Looks like you lot are having real fun! I feel like Geop was getting real tired of DS2's poo poo by the end of that LP so here's hoping the co-op experience can pull you all through this monstrosity of a game. You might have missed the big reveal and/or double cross at the end of DS2  Unless that was a joke I also missed later on 
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Apr 5, 2024 06:18
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i forgot i was doing an lp Ep 003 - Right to remain silent
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Apr 8, 2024 20:56
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Whenever I watch one of these it feels like it's over in 5 min, such chaotic fun. I'm curious how many times Geop'll end almost/accidentally killing off Kuvo or Vicas.
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Apr 9, 2024 18:02
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Is the game not giving you ally NPCs because you've already got two co-players in with you?
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Y'know? I think this may actually be the perfect way to LP this game. Just having a good time with your bros. I'll be drat impressed if you can make it all the way, but this is fun. Cheers, guys. Kibayasu posted:You might have missed the big reveal and/or double cross at the end of DS2 I think I must have. It was honestly getting to be a chore through the DLC areas, don't think I finished the LP. Something to add to my list I guess. Smoky Bandana fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Apr 9, 2024 22:13
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I'm afraid you're going to have keep using a flail and call it the Rumsfeld Spin Attack.
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Apr 10, 2024 20:46
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Ep 004 - Lore implications of Bear
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Whoops, Determination is the first "next hit is a big hit" ash, while the Endure Ash is, uh, Endure
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I genuinely love the lore implications of the bear. It somehow manages to be both random and perfectly reasonable at the same time.
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Apr 11, 2024 22:37
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I think we all know the implications of wrestling with giant bears.
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Apr 11, 2024 23:15
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Ep 005 - Crushing puz
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Apr 16, 2024 00:43
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Ground floor! Plus or minus two weeks.
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Apr 16, 2024 14:49
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Any excuse to post this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA
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Apr 16, 2024 22:06
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The Kaiden chestpiece is pretty good but the scale armour that the peninsula merchant sells is always my fave for the vagabond warrior look.
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Apr 16, 2024 22:24
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Ep 006 - Royal BBQ some new weapons
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I like the slime that randomly walked off the ledge in the corner of the camera after the twin blade talisman tower.
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Still surprised they made slimes even more annoying than Demon's Souls.
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would you still love me if i drank worm dehorser?
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Apr 21, 2024 18:38
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Make a ton of firebombs and play game as mad bomber crew
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Ep 007 - What's that bird doing?
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https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/1782514378937405700 hi kc i love your comics
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