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facialimpediment posted:here's the video, as the idiocy is demonstrated a bit better looking at it in picture form all it would take is 1 bolt to stop this. instead they use friction and maybe some glue?  
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ded posted:all it would take is 1 bolt to stop this. instead they use friction and maybe some glue? Elon heard once upon a time that threaded fasteners are pure evil.
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bird food bathtub posted:lol apparently the CYBERTRUCK!!!!!! has a nationwide stop sell order and is likely going to get an emergency recall. No this isn't for the plastic tire covers digging in to the tire side walls and threatening to blow them out at speed that was the last one. This one is for the accelerator pedal. The pedal has a stupid cover on it so it looks CYBER!!!!!-ized, and the cover can work it's way loose. Pretty bad. But wait there's more! When it gets loose it slides up off the top of the pedal where the foot well has a conveniently placed crevice that the pedal cover slides right in to, getting wedged in and holding down the pedal at almost max value. lol please stop joking
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did these loving morons try to go fast by putting slip on pedal covers with grip tape on the slip on covers?
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Elon Musk, again, making me argue with Thor against preemptive self defense
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bird food bathtub posted:lol apparently the CYBERTRUCK!!!!!! has a nationwide stop sell order and is likely going to get an emergency recall. No this isn't for the plastic tire covers digging in to the tire side walls and threatening to blow them out at speed that was the last one. This one is for the accelerator pedal. The pedal has a stupid cover on it so it looks CYBER!!!!!-ized, and the cover can work it's way loose. Pretty bad. But wait there's more! When it gets loose it slides up off the top of the pedal where the foot well has a conveniently placed crevice that the pedal cover slides right in to, getting wedged in and holding down the pedal at almost max value. My father's revenge: he put a flaw in the Cybertruck. He put a fuse in the middle of your machine. And I've just told the entire tiktok how to light it. Pouring one out for the brave Tesla engineer who made number go down.
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this is a lot of work just to short your own stock #yeahimright #confirmationiscuck
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GD_American posted:I could see Belarus/Poland getting us yanked into that war via Article 5 as much more likely. The North Atlantic Treaty is actually very weak on paper. Article 5 just says each party has to respond as they see fit. So a border skirmish can be easily brushed aside as having been dealt with, I think while maintaining NATO's deterrence regarding a larger war. Article 5 posted:The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognised by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.
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Mr. Nice! posted:that's cause teslas are cheap plastic crap on the inside. I had the misfortune of riding in a (brand new) Model 3 to get to the airport the other day - I've somehow gone this long never having been in any Tesla. My $18k-brand-new 2015 Ford Focus with the lower-profile tires is all around a nicer car to inhabit. It's a smoother ride over bumps, has more cushioned seats, has less rattles and squeaks, and isn't any louder inside at highway speed. It also has door handles instead of duplicating the button to roll down the windows for the door release, which is absolutely inscrutable in the dark. Tesla has served it's purpose getting Americans and the world to think EVs can be cool cars. Time for Musk to go and for the new leadership to pivot to Supercharger networks and battery platforms. Recall all the cars and recycle them.
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Hannibal Rex posted:My father's revenge: he put a flaw in the Cybertruck. He put a fuse in the middle of your machine. And I've just told the entire tiktok how to light it. What's this a reference to?
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Quackles posted:What's this a reference to? Rogue One (a badass movie tbh) quote:Orson Krennic : [corners Jyn and holds a blaster directly at her] Who are you?
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not caring here posted:I've driven a couple of Teslas and lived to tell the tale (no cybertruck), and the impression that I get is that they are designed by people who haven't built cars before, and who don't actually like to drive. Getting one as a rental in a couple weeks. I look forward to loading it up with sugar and handing it back to its parents like a good uncle.
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orange juche posted:Rogue One (a badass movie tbh) Movie could’ve ended here and still been good, but then someone said “prepare a boarding party” and we got to see a genuine force of nature get unleashed upon some poor bastards 
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goatsestretchgoals posted:lol please stop joking Check out the vid lol its stupid. Gas pedal held on by ???tape???. Also Rogue One was great and if you didn’t catch the Andor prequel series you’re missing out on a great spy thriller series.
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Happy Donnie Jury Selection day everybody! Have some of the good stuff. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/04/14/truth-social-investors-faith-trump/ quote:Jerry Dean McLain first bet on former president Donald Trump’s Truth Social two years ago, buying into the Trump company’s planned merger partner, Digital World Acquisition, at $90 a share. Over time, as the price changed, he kept buying, amassing hundreds of shares for $25,000 — pretty much his “whole nest egg,” he said.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Movie could’ve ended here and still been good, but then someone said “prepare a boarding party” and we got to see a genuine force of nature get unleashed upon some poor bastards Though it’s now kinda funny how much he calmed down in the 15 minutes between rogue one and ANH.
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facialimpediment posted:Happy Donnie Jury Selection day everybody! Have some of the good stuff. Huge BBBY energy
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That Works posted:Also Rogue One was great and if you didn’t catch the Andor prequel series you’re missing out on a great spy thriller series. Oh now absolutely, I went to see it not knowing much & was thrilled to get the best space & ground battles of the franchise, with the heroic return of Y-Wings & a ground battle that is well lit with both sides allowed to be competent. Have watched Andor twice & was glad to learn second season is progressing nicely.
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The last Star Wars thing I watched was the Han Solo movie, which I liked but apparently that's not the popular opinion, oh well. Other than that, everything besides the original trilogy and TIE Fighter on PC is just too much of a mixed good and bad thing, and makes me feel like Alex being forced to watch poo poo in A Clockwork Orange. Edit: Spaceballs remains awesome because it didn't get milked to death.
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Tesla are firing 10% of their global electric vehicle workforce I'm sure all the documented quality control issues with Tesla vehicles will totally not get worse after this decision https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-68818113
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facialimpediment posted:here's the video, as the idiocy is demonstrated a bit better looking at it in picture form It's like the Homer only, instead of being designed by a middle-class buffoon, it was designed by a dumbass, severely ill-adjusted billionaire Manchild who fancies himself a genius. E- CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: https://twitter.com/skyezera/status/1778903035432870247?t=GAjwY27PvcHzptSZ2KPxag&s=19 I guess AI isn't all bad, right? CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Apr 15, 2024 |
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Hogby will be the little girl smiling while the house burns down but it would be while her opponents are bleeding out
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Shimp, n. A juvenile Shemp.
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Stravag posted:Hogby will be the little girl smiling while the house burns down but it would be while her opponents are bleeding out Goddamn it I use to date a girl who looked like Hogby back in the 90’s.
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hobbesmaster posted:Though it’s now kinda funny how much he calmed down in the 15 minutes between rogue one and ANH. He was mad enough to personally choke someone to death and then throw their corpse into a bulkhead, no force shenanigans involved. That one was personal 
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CBJSprague24 posted:E- CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: 
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CBJSprague24 posted:E- CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:
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Orlando Furioso posted:Tesla are firing 10% of their global electric vehicle workforce Correct. The key word is “documented”.
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CBJSprague24 posted:E- CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER: If only I had some true posting enemys to buy them all new avatars.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/nyregion/trump-asleep-criminal-trial.html Editing for video: https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/1779922694244385242?t=ZENTaALupiCnIvTjw-vcQA&s=19 And around the same time the DA only wanted like $3k for three truth social posts violating the gag order, here was the judge's quote: https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1779906519569514716?t=b7qVh_4QAYR2xkNeTPjVAQ&s=19 Table-setting for the jam-wriggling, but oh the possibilities! facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 15, 2024 |
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facialimpediment posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/nyregion/trump-asleep-criminal-trial.html
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Sleepy Donald!
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facialimpediment posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/nyregion/trump-asleep-criminal-trial.html Now we just need him to do this permanently. How long until he tries to make himself a martyr by getting thrown in jail to fundraise?
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McNally posted:courtroom sketches when? https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1779903711541604720 https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1779908594500010338
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