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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Honestly that's better (pseudo)text than I've come to expect from AI image generators, so a grudging "well done" there.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

CBJSprague24 posted:

Now we just need him to do this permanently.

How long until he tries to make himself a martyr by getting thrown in jail to fundraise?

Jailed by being put in the custody of the secret service and house arrested to Trump Tower

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Madurai posted:

The Honorable George Lucas, presiding.

cant be lucas. that dudes got a chin/jawline

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Jane Rosenberg is the GOAT, here's the time she got bored during the Martha Stewart trial and sketched a triple-recursive sketch of her view of her sketch of the other courtroom sketchers


she's also the one who got into a sketch-off with Ghislane Maxwell

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Imagine just how broken this person must be, plus the person she's printing all the praise material for:

https://twitter.com/jmenglish27/status/1779967176985977165?t=ahgCrlQxB7aiSeLFStTShQ&s=19

Also, Truth Social announced plans to release more stock shares to the market - promptly cratering the stock an additional 18% today :toot:

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

How the gently caress is Biden the only one who's catching poo poo for looking old?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


psydude posted:

How the gently caress is Biden the only one who's catching poo poo for looking old?

Cult behavior, mostly.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Was it this thread where someone remarked that it was funny watching the news media carefully step around OJ’s history?

This one is from The New York Times.

quote:

OJ Simpson, the football star who was accused and later acquitted of murdering his former wife and her friend, died of cancer at his home in Las Vegas, his family said Thursday. He was 76.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Imagine just how broken this person must be, plus the person she's printing all the praise material for:

https://twitter.com/jmenglish27/status/1779967176985977165?t=ahgCrlQxB7aiSeLFStTShQ&s=19

It’s the equivalent of Show Tunes Guy.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

psydude posted:

How the gently caress is Biden the only one who's catching poo poo for looking old?

Once the media assigns roles, they are not to be changed.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Platystemon posted:

Was it this thread where someone remarked that it was funny watching the news media carefully step around OJ’s history?

Its because they dont want to get fired from their news gig by Don Ohlmeyer.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Steezo posted:

Its because they dont want to get fired from their news gig by Don Ohlmeyer.

Agreed he did it, but to be fair the article is news not an editorial and he wasn’t convicted, and they did cover how he lost the civil trial. Pretty sure journalistic standards have a high bar for labeling someone as a murderer in print.

Queer Grenadier
Jun 14, 2023

THIS GUY HAS A POOPY BOOM BOOM

HE NOT WARSHING HE HOLES LOL

Orlando Furioso posted:

Tesla are firing 10% of their global electric vehicle workforce

I'm sure all the documented quality control issues with Tesla vehicles will totally not get worse after this decision

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-68818113

I know someone just let go today. Sad!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Agreed he did it, but to be fair the article is news not an editorial and he wasn’t convicted, and they did cover how he lost the civil trial. Pretty sure journalistic standards have a high bar for labeling someone as a murderer in print.

They could have mentioned that a jury found him liable for battery and wrongful death though.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1780013586221330757

It's about time. After decades of abuse, I hope Live Nation gets crushed.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1780013586221330757

It's about time. After decades of abuse, I hope Live Nation gets crushed.

Finafuckingly Jesus I cannot wait until they get hosed up. There's literally no reason for ticket prices to be as inflated as they've gotten since that little merger

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1780013586221330757

It's about time. After decades of abuse, I hope Live Nation gets crushed.

This is the day that Joe Biden became president.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
every time they announce more antitrust poo poo i :sickos:

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1780013586221330757

It's about time. After decades of abuse, I hope Live Nation gets crushed.

this is what happens when you piss off Swifties

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

golden bubble posted:

https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1780013586221330757

It's about time. After decades of abuse, I hope Live Nation gets crushed.

Vietnamese billionaire treatment when?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Coasterphreak posted:

this is what happens when you piss off Swifties

Yea she set her sights on them after they hosed up ticket sales to one of her concerts, and the Swifties were mad :stonklol:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The brain geniuses in the house have a new plan:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1780227285074763824?t=BGCXJja79NrRtvkGs8gkAw&s=19

The brain geniuses in the house have a new plan:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1780229191176212507?t=i0H4MzlNaw3NYoyvP00-mQ&s=19

The plan house geniuses have a in the new brain.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
I would absolutely love for them to oust Johnson. After passing aid bills of course.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

MonkeyFit posted:

I would absolutely love for them to oust Johnson. After passing aid bills of course.

Give it a bit to stew then do it during election season. I double dog dare the MAGA freaks.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Better to do it now while you're thinking about it. That's the GOP way.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

MonkeyFit posted:

I would absolutely love for them to oust Johnson. After passing aid bills of course.

¿Por qué no los dos?

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1780213623467508210?t=aMo5TYsYOkcel6Qr24fvdA&s=19

Apparently Johnson even socialized his plan today to a bunch of MAGA influencers and trump before the congressfucks got it and it's still not enough. Donnie's even been yammering that the Ukraine money could be a loan and he'd be fine with it. That conference is really hosed.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Weird, you spend decades cultivating hatred, openly courting reactionaries and encouraging loving lunatics then you end up unable to govern. Who could possibly have foreseen this happening?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

bird food bathtub posted:

Weird, you spend decades cultivating hatred, openly courting reactionaries and encouraging loving lunatics then you end up unable to govern. Who could possibly have foreseen this happening?
When your entire message is "the government is the problem" and you're trying to take it down from the inside you don't really bother governing that much, so you're not great at it the few times you need it.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

facialimpediment posted:

The brain geniuses in the house have a new plan:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1780227285074763824?t=BGCXJja79NrRtvkGs8gkAw&s=19

The brain geniuses in the house have a new plan:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1780229191176212507?t=i0H4MzlNaw3NYoyvP00-mQ&s=19

The plan house geniuses have a in the new brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmf8byuHJWw&t=53s

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

¿Por qué no los dos?

Oh I do want both. But Ukraine needs the aid ASAP, and we all know the house will be paralyzed for weeks if not months following an ouster of Johnson. So that needs to happen after the aid bills.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

MonkeyFit posted:

Oh I do want both. But Ukraine needs the aid ASAP, and we all know the house will be paralyzed for weeks if not months following an ouster of Johnson. So that needs to happen after the aid bills.

Yeah, it's kind of a telling sign that MTG/Massie are demanding he name an immediate successor, versus outright filing and making the chaos. And a few Democrats are already pissed enough that they might present vote to neuter it. Wild poo poo that should've been worked out ages ago to get Ukraine the money.

Edit: Donnie sleepy again

https://twitter.com/frankrunyeon/status/1780242475828834482?t=SL9GhCz9FXdgWquXzCvnJg&s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Apr 16, 2024

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1772941705903313328?t=YjIKklzQGYU8eRwEdwLuuQ&s=19

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Not surprised in the least. If Russia could win the war outright, it likely could've already done so - turns out decades of corruption have taken their toll and their military is nothing better than a human wave campaign that keeps falling flat for gains of meters.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Crossposting this because it's big news:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23pdf/22-888_1b8e.pdf

Supreme Court just ruled that if you have two periods of service that would each independently qualify you for both MGIB and Post 9/11, you're able to use both up to a combined 48 months of benefits. Previously, you were capped at 36 months.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CommieGIR posted:

Not surprised in the least. If Russia could win the war outright, it likely could've already done so - turns out decades of corruption have taken their toll and their military is nothing better than a human wave campaign that keeps falling flat for gains of meters.

The first "if" in the tweet is load-bearing though.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ol mumblemouth couldn't keep his yapper shut when he didn't like a potential juror

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1780305276081488353?t=VvGeIYaoj0PiTzsGjC-Vzg&s=19

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1780306478026334586?t=cPuMC4R-o_mBdi7oUhJdXA&s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
My purchase of an airburst firework and a bottle of champagne sparkling wine in early October of 2020 is not going to look good in voire dire.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

My purchase of an airburst firework and a bottle of champagne sparkling wine in early October of 2020 is not going to look good in voire dire.

bahah here's one that just happened:

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1780309129354977537?t=z_GujyLCM-Cw5WKJYiOWyQ&s=19

Edit: a few more got dismissed for memery, but they're at 3/12 jurors selected and Donnie's raging at printouts of some of the posts

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Apr 16, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
man some of these are loving good

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1780316934052987175?t=2q0I4H8tIg55dJVbbk4AJg&s=19


quote:

Judge Merchan is reading Trump memes reposted by prospective jurors into the record and periodically apologizing for any offense given. The latest: "Trump invites the Thai boys to the White House, and the boys request to return to their cave."


incidentally, this is proving that Donnie doesn't have entirely-halfassed council, they've got the usual good social media crawlers to weed out jurors

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Apr 16, 2024

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Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
It seems a real fault of the American legal system that we can't accept that, yes, a jury of the defendant's peers might genuinely, vocally hate their guts and that any exceptions are either lying or supporters who will be even less likely to judge the evidence on its merit.

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