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my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff. 911 called me back and I apologized. but what the actual gently caress happened? what should i do now?
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better toss it in a furnace before it goes all skynet on everybody
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Apr 2, 2024 06:32
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it was very traumatic
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Apr 2, 2024 06:36
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It's trying to tell you something for a reason. The watches always know... You should probably flee immediately!
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Apr 2, 2024 07:16
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This you op? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26RTlPgg-tA 
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Apr 2, 2024 07:17
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this is just the beginning
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Apr 2, 2024 07:18
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since i couldn't turn the loving thing off, i had the frantic thought: is the drying machine a faraday cage? i was on the toilet when this all started and the dryer was right in my line of sight.
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Apr 2, 2024 07:32
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The answer was right below you
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Apr 2, 2024 07:51
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who wears a watch lmao
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Apr 2, 2024 07:52
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Its God punishing you for being rich
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Apr 2, 2024 07:54
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Buced again! 
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Vim Fuego posted:Buced again!
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Apr 2, 2024 08:21
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sounds like you need to study the user manual before wearing it again a smart watch is both a privilege and a responsibility
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Apr 2, 2024 08:55
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When I caught covid I stood up too fast after eating soup and passed out cold, ended up on the ground. Woke up with blood everywhere and my watch of all things was asking me if I fell and wanted to do anything about it, but the one thing it DIDN'T do was call 911.
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XYZAB posted:When I caught covid I stood up too fast after eating soup and passed out cold, ended up on the ground. Woke up with blood everywhere and my watch of all things was asking me if I fell and wanted to do anything about it, but the one thing it DIDN'T do was call 911. It appears you rapidly accelerated toward the ground. Do you require aid? If you are unconscious and require medical attention, please swipe right.
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Apr 2, 2024 09:10
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where is 🅾️🅱️ to lecture OP on their inability to embrace the future, and the nature of crapple supremacy
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Apr 2, 2024 09:18
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Your watch was dying in front of you and desperately called 911 and everyone it could contact and u just watched
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Apr 2, 2024 09:19
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At least it didn't also order a casket and cemetery plot for you. Would have really sucked cause those are non refundable
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Apr 2, 2024 09:20
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My mechanical wrist watch has never called 911, or anyone else for that matter
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Apr 2, 2024 12:55
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Toxic Mental posted:who wears a watch lmao watches are cool op. smartwatches are not cool
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Apr 2, 2024 12:59
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Since it's an Apple watch, you should be asking yourself OP: What did I do wrong? How did I fail this wonderful Apple product? How can I improve so as to use Apple products? Cuz you know it's not the Apple product's fault. They Just Work.
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Apr 2, 2024 13:07
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Buce posted:it was very traumatic Therapy is good to help deal with trauma
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Apr 2, 2024 13:08
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Hey siri, gently caress me over
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A couple years ago, my locked iPhone butt-dialed 911 during New Years Eve, which has got to be the worst time for that to happen. I got repeatedly called from what I assumed was a spam number. Finally answered it and it was the 911 operator. Probably thought I was getting murdered or something.
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bradzilla posted:watches are cool op. smartwatches are not cool i have a couple tourbillon watches for when i want to look fancy, but i like smort watch for the heart rate monitor (gently caress those awful chest straps). it's also nice to know that if it senses that i'm bored or lonely, it'll call 911 and text my loved ones, who will then call me and ask about my day  The Bramble posted:Therapy is good to help deal with trauma agreedo
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I will pray for you Buce
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tron fights for the the users
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Smugworth posted:I will pray for you Buce ty smugs
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Apr 2, 2024 15:57
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i hear all from your wrist
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Apr 2, 2024 15:58
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Don't some of those watches have fall sensors or something? Maybe you banged it and it thought had cracked your head open
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My Casio has never snitched on me to the authorities
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Apr 2, 2024 16:33
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You had a heart attack op
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free hubcaps posted:Don't some of those watches have fall sensors or something? Maybe you banged it and it thought had cracked your head open it was more like when you tried to use one of those old school capacitive touchscreens when your hands were wet. just bonkers-rear end inputs happening constantly. I mean, let's be frank, i, like most goons, know what it feels like to experience vasovagal syncope and wake up on the floor.
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I had some kind of phone back in like 2007 that would accidentally call 911 from time to time. It must have had some shortcut where you press some combination of buttons but I didn't know what it was and I guess it would get pressed when I put it in my bag or whatever. It was embarrassing as hell I hated that stupid phone but I couldn't afford a new one for a while.
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The Bramble posted:Hey siri, gently caress me over Okay, now playing four leaf clover by ‘the kooks’ on Apple Music ™.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:42
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Cranking it so hard on the toilet you set off the fall sensor.
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Apr 2, 2024 18:45
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i heard if you masturbate furiously it can trick the watch into thinking you've had a heart attack
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apple tech support told me to turn it off and on again. as soon as i turned it on, it called 911 and sent sos messages again.
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Mr Teatime posted:Cranking it so hard on the toilet you set off the fall sensor. i wish i could still crank it that hard
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Buce posted:apple tech support told me to turn it off and on again. as soon as i turned it on, it called 911 and sent sos messages again. crapple
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