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Buce posted:my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff. why? did insane anime post about it?
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Buce posted:apple tech support told me to turn it off and on again. as soon as i turned it on, it called 911 and sent sos messages again. Throw it in the toilet and buy a nice (neat, clean, simple date plus time, with a case diameter 38mm or fewer) automatic
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Putting on my Apple Watch only to have it instantly call an ambulance and the fire brigade as it has correctly deduced that both will be required to get me out the house.
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Mr Teatime posted:Putting on my Apple Watch only to have it instantly call an ambulance and the fire brigade as it has correctly deduced that both will be required to get me out the house. i didn't enable gilbert grape mode
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Apr 2, 2024 19:12
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I think thats what happens when you don't get enough steps in
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Apr 2, 2024 19:16
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OP, since its already called 9/11 twice, you should turn it on again. apple produces trash quality products that are fantastically overpriced. stop buying them.
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Buce posted:apple tech support told me to turn it off and on again. as soon as i turned it on, it called 911 and sent sos messages again. If its happening to you, I wonder how many others its happening to too. Lots of frustrated 911 dispatches out there.
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I dialed 911 by accident once. In my work's internal phone system you had to dial 9 then 1 then the extension of the other person in the building, so I was pressing 9 +1 multiple times a day for years. Then at home out of pure muscle memory I would hit 9 + 1 a few times before catching myself, but one time I must have double tapped the 1 since about 15 mins later a cop car showed up at my house. But luckily I'm Canadian so he laughed it off when I told him what happened and didn't shoot me dead on my front step.
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,my watch only tells times and doesnt call the pigs. sorry ur watch sucks rear end op.
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Apr 2, 2024 20:08
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Dealing with winding and managing the date/day on real watches for short months is more annoying than anything I've had to deal with on my smartwatch
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Konar posted:Dealing with winding and managing the date/day on real watches for short months is more annoying than anything I've had to deal with on my smartwatch fat fingers?
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Konar posted:Dealing with winding and managing the date/day on real watches for short months is more annoying than anything I've had to deal with on my smartwatch Automatics are self winding, I assume your crap watch is self charging?
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Apr 2, 2024 20:15
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i dont let time control me, op.
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500excf type r posted:Automatics are self winding, I assume your crap watch is self charging? i mean yeah if you make sure you are always wearing the same watch and put it on right away in the morning for real watches i prefer the battery ones
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Apr 2, 2024 20:28
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Imagine you were just doing a little heroin on the couch after work to relax and that thing accidentally called the EMTs/cops on you while you dozed off and now you are in front of a judge sentencing you to 36 months in prison and your life is in total ruins. Thanks, but no, thanks
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GABA ghoul posted:Imagine you were just doing a little heroin on the couch after work to relax and that thing accidentally called the EMTs/cops on you while you dozed off and now you are in front of a judge sentencing you to 36 months in prison and your life is in total ruins. Thanks, but no, thanks I would simply have made a relaxing cup of kratom tea
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Apr 2, 2024 20:39
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i dont let time control me, op.  
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“A Watch Called 911” is the inspirational true story of a timepiece that survived the twin towers’ collapse.
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khlebnikov rules, this thread doe snot.
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I got a pixel watch bc it's the first one that doesn't look like total garbage. I get a lot of compliments on it and I like the heartrate/blood oxygen/ sleep tracking. I was worried about feeling over connected but I find that I actually put my phone down for much longer periods of time which leads to less time wasted on instagram, the forums, etc
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Apr 2, 2024 22:11
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my watch is automatic 
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NoiseAnnoys posted:khlebnikov rules, this thread doe snot. yeah, i agree
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You're just wearing it wrong op
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NoiseAnnoys posted:khlebnikov rules, this thread doe snot. i've never seen someone disparage something by calling it doe snot before
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NoiseAnnoys posted:why? did insane anime post about it? 911 mad he icey
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Hammerite posted:i've never seen someone disparage something by calling it doe snot before maybe spend more time on tiktok, bommer
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DikKok
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Buce posted:my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff. Walk more often you lazy gently caress
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I got banned from the platform
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Walk more often you lazy gently caress 
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I spent an hour walking with my best friend this weekend. Probally more than a mile
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That's a terrible name for a watch, it reminds me of that tragedy
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Buce posted:my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff. did you check for pubes? anyone made the pubes joke yet?
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:did you check for pubes? I did. Somehow it is coming up my belly. I think I need help!
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there’s a whole genre of tiktok videos in which an errant drop of water on a touch screen causes it to go berserk to humorous effect if you had filmed your watch you could’ve become a tiktok star op, a good lesson to always be prepared
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subtle in it's brilliance
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gently caress. i would have been such a good tiktok influencre. too late now.
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Tell your watch that it's no longer April Fool's Day and to knock that poo poo off.
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it's haunted op, have you done any weird techno-magic lately?
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Buce posted:gently caress. i would have been such a good tiktok influencre. too late now. Watch was trying to swat you, take your old rear end out Logan’s Run style
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