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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Buce posted:

my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff.

911 called me back and I apologized. but what the actual gently caress happened?

what should i do now?

Walk more often you lazy gently caress

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I spent an hour walking with my best friend this weekend. Probally more than a mile

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

did you check for pubes?


anyone made the pubes joke yet?

I did. Somehow it is coming up my belly. I think I need help!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sophy Wackles posted:

Welcome to the afterlife something awful forums OP. Please enjoy your stay. :)

lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Buce posted:

tbqh, i'm gettin tired of your poo poo, mumpy puffinz

That's ok. I don't even know who you are.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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We should probably talk more often

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Buce posted:

i think so too

i'm always careful, smugs

what's your number?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Buce posted:

i think so too

i'm always careful, smugs

I have a phone number are you interested in seeing it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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covidstomper58 posted:

I am, I have a ledger with your name on the top, and you're in the red.

PM

to what? What do you have that will make me change my mind?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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covidstomper58 posted:

Evidence and my strong belief in my feelings.

Also fottergrafs, the fottergrafs I took of my face when I realized what you have done.

you never realized what I have done

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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cool. I don't care either

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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how dare you question me?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Thesaurus posted:

Never in my life have I considered the possibility of an international fax. Time to put the office fax machine to good use

gently caress fax machines!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Dixville posted:

I fax your mom

no you don't I would know if you did

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