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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > watch called 911
 
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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

The Bramble posted:

Hey siri, gently caress me over

Okay, now playing four leaf clover by ‘the kooks’ on Apple Music ™.

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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

 Cranking it so hard on the toilet you set off the fall sensor.

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Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

 Putting on my Apple Watch only to have it instantly call an ambulance and the fire brigade as it has correctly deduced that both will be required to get me out the house.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > watch called 911