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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > watch called 911
 
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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

 At least it didn't also order a casket and cemetery plot for you. Would have really sucked cause those are non refundable

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

 Imagine you were just doing a little heroin on the couch after work to relax and that thing accidentally called the EMTs/cops on you while you dozed off and now you are in front of a judge sentencing you to 36 months in prison and your life is in total ruins. Thanks, but no, thanks

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > watch called 911