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my apple™ watch™ started flickering and acting like it was receiving tons of random inputs and then it called 911 and hung up on them and started opening random apps and poo poo. it also texted an sos to my emergency contacts such as my dad, my ex, and my bff. 911 called me back and I apologized. but what the actual gently caress happened? what should i do now?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 06:28 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:51 |
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it was very traumatic
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 06:36 |
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since i couldn't turn the loving thing off, i had the frantic thought: is the drying machine a faraday cage? i was on the toilet when this all started and the dryer was right in my line of sight.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 07:32 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Buced again!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 08:21 |
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bradzilla posted:watches are cool op. smartwatches are not cool i have a couple tourbillon watches for when i want to look fancy, but i like smort watch for the heart rate monitor (gently caress those awful chest straps). it's also nice to know that if it senses that i'm bored or lonely, it'll call 911 and text my loved ones, who will then call me and ask about my day The Bramble posted:Therapy is good to help deal with trauma agreedo
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 15:42 |
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Smugworth posted:I will pray for you Buce ty smugs
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 15:57 |
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free hubcaps posted:Don't some of those watches have fall sensors or something? Maybe you banged it and it thought had cracked your head open it was more like when you tried to use one of those old school capacitive touchscreens when your hands were wet. just bonkers-rear end inputs happening constantly. I mean, let's be frank, i, like most goons, know what it feels like to experience vasovagal syncope and wake up on the floor.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:44 |
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apple tech support told me to turn it off and on again. as soon as i turned it on, it called 911 and sent sos messages again.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 18:55 |
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Mr Teatime posted:Cranking it so hard on the toilet you set off the fall sensor. i wish i could still crank it that hard
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 18:55 |
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Mr Teatime posted:Putting on my Apple Watch only to have it instantly call an ambulance and the fire brigade as it has correctly deduced that both will be required to get me out the house. i didn't enable gilbert grape mode
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 19:12 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i dont let time control me, op.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 21:18 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:khlebnikov rules, this thread doe snot. yeah, i agree
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 22:24 |
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Hammerite posted:i've never seen someone disparage something by calling it doe snot before maybe spend more time on tiktok, bommer
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 00:04 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Walk more often you lazy gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 00:28 |
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gently caress. i would have been such a good tiktok influencre. too late now.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 00:51 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I spent an hour walking with my best friend this weekend. Probally more than a mile tbqh, i'm gettin tired of your poo poo, mumpy puffinz
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 02:31 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:We should probably talk more often i think so too Smugworth posted:Careful Buce i'm always careful, smugs
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 03:04 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what's your number? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bENFrhIMXM&t=17s
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 04:22 |
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Ahundredbux posted:more like dumb watch haha
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:34 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:51 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how dare you question me?
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:34 |