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wheatpuppy posted:My (35M) gf (35F) tells her coworkers that we are cousins lol! Edit: lmao!
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*Leaning over the edge of my casket* all right people, time out. This is loving pathetic. Debbie! can the waterworks, I'm not dead yet. Dave, what the hell man? A "great friend"? No mention of our love life? What are you, embarrassed? Let's tighten this up before the big day alright?
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Shanghaied posted:Uh, this is just the plot of that one Friends episode? * pats you on the shoulder* nice one, rookie. Out of all the trash on Reddit, the liars, the humblebraggers the one thing I can't loving stand is when these pieces of garbage reuse tropes from popular media in their posts that are supposed to be situations from real life! Go ahead, slap the cuffs on em. You've earned it.
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Could I afford to build my own personal castle, staff it with help and live in it for the rest f my life? Yes. When I want to relax, do I have several servants fan me with palm leaves? Yes. But I'm not Jeff Bezos.
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Tobermory posted:AITA for putting people on a "no drinking" list for my wedding? Haha, if you think these ppl are a pain in the rear end with the booze, just wait for the fireworks when the first one gets 86'd
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Apr 4, 2024 19:05
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So seems like my practice of going "woohoo wooooo!" while waving hands over my "patients" is both safer and more effective than chiro.
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Scathach posted:Jesus. Probably because it's cheaper than actual medicine and if you die, the insurance company probably will not be on the hook for it.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:This sounds like a cool rear end mom tbqh. Too bad her son is a pussy-whipped loser. Username/post combo right here
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They bring out my burger, which is covered in the following ingredients: lettuce tomato onion I start gagging immediately
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Concatenation posted:I think if I saw a dude at a bar drinking milk I’d assume it was some kind of PUA type peacocking move. Like that weirdo who went to a club with his “melon and balla rear end spoon” Is it shady? yes. But it's a great conversation-starter. I don't know how many times I've had a dropdead hottie walk right up to me and ask, "so, what's up with the milk?"I guess it piques peoples curiosity. And, now that I think about it, in the context of a gay bar the drinking of milk could be seen as suggestive.
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the holy poopacy posted:Fellas, my wife doesn't want a partner who beats her. Does this mean she's a cheating harlot??? They've been together for 7 years. That's a lot of opportunities to cheat!
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Apr 9, 2024 11:52
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Yeah, I mean I think I have like a one or 2% chance of beating a bear in a one on one fight. Maybe I find a really big stick that turns the tide of the battle. Failing that, I've also got a pretty mean left hook.
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Apr 9, 2024 15:28
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100 degrees Calcium posted:This will probably get me murdered, but I think you can like any fictional pairing you want. so what you're trying to say is that you are going to gather a bunch of like-minded supporters, head down to Washington DC and stage a protest with your " legalize incest" signs ?
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Troublemaker posted:AIW- My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends God, what a slime bucket. This is the sleaze that brings me to this thread.
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Apr 16, 2024 06:32
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Fuckin' fascists, man!
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FMguru posted:One Weird Trick for scoring a free house for yourself. Sons in law hate it! Steal of the century!
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
Hey, if that little old dancing man doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will
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The waffle House guys are obviously in love and speaking in Code. Ordering runny eggs is his way of saying look, I'm still gonna marry this woman, but I want to have sex with you on the side. Serving the dude eggs every way but runny is basically the cook telling him I'm not gonna settle for second fiddle either leave your fiancé and run off with me and we get married or go gently caress yourself. I'm with the cook on this one. This guy has to make a decision. Either he gets married and rides off into the sun or fights this waffle House cook every night for the rest of his life.
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Scathach posted:That and these mostly aren't people that want a smartphone and don't have one, they're people that choose to not have one. So that makes the statistic negligible in this context. *Scoff* maybe yours dont. my babies are all early adopters: apple vision, watch and phone from the moment of birth.
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Love worm music
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Lieutenant Dan posted:I desperately need to know what worm music is mystes posted:WTF is worm music? That's exactly what all the squares say. but we dont care. crank the worm music!
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Hughlander posted:How do you even find that?! I mean I look for a lot of content in this thread, but a 3 year old post with 5 upvotes and 13 comments? How did you even come across it? Police work.
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Apr 21, 2024 20:46
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Bad (or sick!) guy
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Apr 21, 2024 22:29
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Mx. posted:AITA for not Giving my Friends a ride if they Didn't Fasten their Seatbelts? Hahaha, gently caress those guys! OP did everything right here. First of all, they're just wrong. it's the driver that gets the ticket. It's a loving moving violation. Ticketing the passengers just doesn't make sense. Like how would that even work? Second of all, they're loving morons. That light blue 2004 Buick LeSabre does not have modern safety features (no disrespect. It just doesn't). Failure to anticipate the deadly and debilitating results of a crash is a simple failure of imagination. Like you come up to a green light and make a left turn going 15 miles an hour. Some dude absolutely blast the gently caress through the red light on his end at 75mph and T-bones you. You're gonna look like ground chuck after that. And if you don't have a seatbelt on, your body will become a projectile. At that that point your flying rag doll is a danger to other drivers and pedestrians. At least with the seatbelt on you have a chance.
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edgeman83 posted:AITA for screaming at my gf because of the college she chose? This guy is clearly not Yale material
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AceClown posted:In the UK it's actually the passenger who gets a £500 fine if they're over 14 *spits out tea* my word!
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Even the passenger gets in trouble I love these. This one is especially hilarious because of the nonchalance. Yeah I tested my now ex-best friend. What? You haven't tested your friends? Oh, you gotta test them! How else would you know whether they would hypothetically notify you if your partner were trying to have an affair? It's a great test for your partner, too! If they don't go along with your testing of the friend, you know they ain't the one! Meta-test failed!
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It's not even a goaled game??!!
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Butter Activities posted:I remember this one but I don’t remember it being a loving diagnostic lab. Jesus Christ But we need to remember here: The OP is not an alcoholic. They just have a really high alcohol tolerance. And really tend to cut loose as soon as there's not someone around directly controlling how much they drink.
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the holy poopacy posted:Charitably, it's believable that she could have grown to have negative feelings about her sexual experiences if she felt she was used poorly by the partners that she did kinky stuff with. I have no idea why she would choose to phrase it as "I could rock your world but I won't", though. It's a test! If your partner has a spine, they'll break up with you and you'll know they're worth keeping. If they put up with it, you know they're spineless and should break up with them.
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I'm a little confused about what this dude gets out of having the same conversation which is basically him just bitching with several different people in a row.
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DreamingofRoses posted:AITAH for not wanting my fiancé going on a golf trip 2 weeks before our due date? Doesn't she realize this pregnancy has been really hard on him? He's probably dying for some me time.
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Lone Goat posted:I'd love to know which nursing home is the worst in the country, and what it costs They're all the worst and the cost is everything you own
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my husband he poops too much? whats his username
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I love the fact that she didn't even read the letter before scrawling all over it in red sharpie. She's like an avatar of this thread. We should get her an account.
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Apr 30, 2024 23:43
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I like the flip-flop from "I like this response so much I'm putting it up here for all to see!" and "Jesus loving Christ guys. I would never tell that to my kids!"
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Wedding party standing around me horrified. "Those cookies were for everyone!" I have never felt such shame.
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ok, I got it! I remember now. it was raining hard. the shuttlecock's webbing filled with water and i landed on it. the filled-in netting caused a temporary vacuum, which produced a mark that looks remarkably like a hickey.
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ilmucche posted:I have been hit in the neck by one. It left a mark 4k/60fps video or didn't happen
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nonathlon posted:I did read it and think "Fellas, is it gay to explore your homosexual fantasies with your bros?" Sounds like somebody forgot to get his crystal charged
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