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Oh my god I did I miss the John Prob? drat my dudes.
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It's an ancient Greek name. Her grandparents are just assholes. E or are we talking about the name Karen?
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Apr 2, 2024 17:37
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That's a fantastic story for a new thread. Go gal and Liam!
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Apr 2, 2024 20:29
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It takes $300 and five minute in front of a judge to change your name. The judge that okayed my name change was named Kirby Kongable and he was very sympathetic. Go change your names, goons!
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Apr 2, 2024 23:02
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FMguru posted:When you have a chance to turn a celebration of your love and future together with your partner into also being a chance to humiliate your one too-pretty friend you've always hated, well you just have to take it. Wtf is it about weddings that drive people insane? I don't get it. Who cares if your friend has mondo titties, roll with that poo poo. Absolutely voting for a gold catsuit for the wedding. Lol Pnurtis
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Apr 2, 2024 23:22
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Clark Nova posted:Yeah, that was it. I'd be mad as hell about a surprise mormon wedding myself Did you not bring your special underwear?
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Apr 4, 2024 20:23
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I didn't read anything in there that suggested that. He says "falling asleep early" but that's her that's thinking that. She wants him to go out and do a ton of stuff after work and he's tired because that's what happens to a human after 15 or so hours. She's a raging rear end in a top hat and he needs to dump her. Also lol aren't chiropractics basically snake oil? E: so in short either dump her or get amphetamines to stay unnaturally awake forever. Nothing can go wrong there!
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Apr 4, 2024 21:27
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Desert Bus posted:I can not discuss this without wanting to rage til I sound insane so I will let someone else handle the explanation but yes and here is a dece article about it: Yeah, that's what I thought. Anytime someone says, "I went to the chiropractor!" I trust their judgement a bit less. That's like saying "Oh yeah, just went to the witchdoctor."
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Apr 4, 2024 21:49
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Rain Brain posted:Yeah I have a cousin who is severely physically impaired after having a stroke at 25 when an adjustment by a chiropractor tore a major blood vessel in her neck. Turns out that type of injury isn't that an uncommon result of going to see them. Jesus. I'm still not sure why they're covered by insurance. Seems like a liability more than anything.
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Apr 4, 2024 22:35
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Yeah that's just loving weird. And I'm saying this as an enby bi/pan/whatever person. I'd absolutely assume the husband was hitting on me and looking for a threesome.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:34
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I'm out to my coworkers because I had to put a stop to really lovely jokes when I first started. They're deep in redneck territory (we sell John Deere tractors) but have become tolerant of, and friendly toward, The Gays 🌈 because now they know one and it's not just some strange thing they heard on the internet.
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Apr 5, 2024 23:50
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Hughlander posted:AITA for expecting more from my mother? What the gently caress is wrong with the girlfriend and the dude? Holy poo poo.
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Apr 6, 2024 00:41
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Hobnob posted:(Also one extremely hyper jack russell called Pablo Escobark.) My Jack mix was unfortunately already named when I got him, or he would have been Bob Barker.
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Apr 6, 2024 01:12
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:What’s sex for the goose is pegging for the gander, I guess: This is fantastic and that rear end in a top hat deserves what he got.
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Apr 6, 2024 15:19
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Yeah that's either "I'm leaving" or "I'm beating someone's rear end" territory. Like I'm a chill person but once I'm peopled-out I don't wanna be around anyone anymore. I am so glad my husband and various roommates over the years have understood. Christ. I'm so mad on behalf of this person. E and that's way above and beyond normal extrovert stuff.
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Apr 7, 2024 01:58
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People are really weird and gross about kids that aren't theirs. Like really, you can tell the type of person they are when presented with the idea of a kid or grandkid that "isn't their blood." I have friends that got a divorce, and the wife's new husband's family refuses to interact with her daughter from the first marriage. She's had three more kids and those are treated like grandkids should be. I hate it and I feel so bad for the little girl, she's an amazing kid. She lives with her dad now. I generally write people off once they become so worried about their family line. We're all human, my dudes. Get over it.
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Apr 7, 2024 18:39
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My favorite comment on that story so farRedditor posted:Dear lord, please give me the confidence of a mediocre white man
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Apr 9, 2024 04:40
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Biplane posted:Me: That's a nice dress loving lol. I'm so glad someone posted the clown story! I saw it and couldn't copy/paste on the phone. I'm so on the couple's side. Strange I'm agreeing with a clown. Do not enjoy, but here we are.
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Apr 9, 2024 15:51
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So like.... she broke her wrist and sat there yelling? Kicking down the door is always an option. Embarrass the poo poo outta him literally. I know there's a lot in this story but that just seems loving weird.
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Apr 9, 2024 17:58
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Bonster posted:AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me What the hell kind of family agreed with this dude? Like if I had a kid and someone told them to cover up they'd immediately not be on the beach trip with me. Have fun getting an Uber home, dipshit and dipshit's wife.
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Apr 9, 2024 18:33
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Imma treat it like it's real, because I've seen a couple of these situations in real life. Somehow the parents are always lovely as hell. gently caress those parents. Assholes of one of the highest degrees.
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Apr 9, 2024 20:00
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Clearly nothing happens even if you are related, please let me present to you Eve and her sons...
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Apr 10, 2024 04:35
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA For prioritizing a friend over my pregnant wife Oof. I'm on the husband's side here though. She doesn't have other kids to take care of, she can leave the chores or whatever for him. His friend just lost his fiance, which has caused more than one man to implode and kill themselves. He hasn't even had the funeral yet. Yikes. Her lack of compassion is gonna kill the relationship.
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Apr 11, 2024 01:15
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Midnight Voyager posted:She's on near full bedrest at 7 months, that's not normal at all. She's probably afraid she's going to die and her husband's leaving overnight to help a guy who has family living with him right now to watch and take care of him. She has an elderly aunt that he sends over to check "sometimes" and nothing else. What a loving buried lede. Okay gently caress that guy.
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Apr 11, 2024 02:01
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litany of gulps posted:Ahh, so your family had money. You are correct, that allows you to get away with things that poor kids don't. #NotAllTeachers right my dude?
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Apr 15, 2024 04:50
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Literally none of us here are alt-right, and no one here is attacking schools or teachers. I feel as if someone siding with a lovely teacher is likely a lovely teacher themselves. I can't tell if you're a troll, or just very dumb, or both.
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Apr 15, 2024 04:54
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How did not one, but two, adults not see that the sink was on for hours? And how did they do it once, then four more loving times? Is the wife just never there when this is happening? I hate to blame drugs, because drugs have never done me wrong, but I feel like drugs are definitely involved.
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Apr 15, 2024 05:24
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Pope Corky the IX posted:
A what discussion? Okay now I'm confused af.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Israel/Palestine Oooooh okay thanks for the clarification. My brain is just not with it today.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:33
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Wait, people aren't allowed to gently caress themselves? Now someone tells me 
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Apr 15, 2024 21:58
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I think this is an ESH. I don’t really care myself and think it’s a silly tradition. That being said, this is clearly EXTREMELY important to him. He’s being a big baby about her expressing her doubts about it, but she also agreed to it and probably should just stick with it. Also going with YTA. It's not like he's trying to give the kid a stupid name. She also got to pick both girls' names. She needs to figure her poo poo out. E wait do yall not shower with your spouses? That's what having two shower heads is for, spraying your spouse in the face. Scathach fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Apr 15, 2024 |
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Apr 15, 2024 23:53
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I'm over a full foot taller than my partner which makes even 2 shower heads inconvenient, so we just don't. Hmm I hadn't considered that. That sucks. I got a spouse of the same height which is just plain lucky.
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Apr 16, 2024 00:02
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Okay the people feeding each other are totally exhibitionists with a kink, right?
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Holy gently caress that's a lot of words for being upset over a show. drat lady just watch it the next night with him.
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Apr 16, 2024 03:25
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A bit back, but poor massage lady was likely sexually assaulted. Her husband is a jackass that should be strung up by his toes for not being sympathetic. Stupid manbaby.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:36
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Honestly these stories helped me see how hosed-up my first marriage was, and encouraged me to grow a spine and divorce the screaming man-baby-goon I had been married to. Also helped me realize how absolutely lovely and neglectful my mom was. Now I have healthy boundaries and healthy relationships. So with that in mind, I'm not gonna say that reading others' misfortunes is without merit.
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Apr 16, 2024 21:06
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I have literal murderers, arsonists, and worse in my family (which I haven't spoken to since I was a kid) so the true crime stuff is an assurance that it isn't just my family that's full of monsters. Humans have always been fascinated with death and malfunction. Like someone else pointed out, at the core we're still just apes.
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Apr 16, 2024 22:39
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Captain Fargle posted:There was the mashed potatoes with crisps and raisins in it one. That was a hell of a thing. Or the white lady that completely turbofucked her entire catering career by being hella racist about the cook for a big Chinese restaurant in NY. I totally missed the racist one. Wtf. And the noisy maturbation, was that ever clarified? I'm so confused about that one.
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Apr 16, 2024 23:01
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That dad needs to do all the cool stuff with her, because her mom sucks. The kids are far enough apart that it's not going to be an issue. Not his kid, not his problem anyway. Could stayed with your husband and daughter and had a great life. In short, the mom is jealous and that has nothing to do with the daughter. E I too, am laughing at the idiot that thought twins take longer to come out. That's like a basic first-grade education that's been lost.
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Okay but if a cruise comes with crab legs, you bet I'm eating my weight in crabmeat. And who tf actually goes on a cruise then is all "Imma go spend this week in the gym" instead of using that time for hedonism as the gods intended? gently caress, sign me uo for crab farts 🦀
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