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i love having beef with a baby and revving my cool motorcycle
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:22 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:41 |
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can you take a baby on a motorcycle
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:22 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA for accidentally doing my friend’s roommate’s laundry? why wouldn't you just ask and no anxiety isn't a good answer
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 17:48 |
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FMguru posted:How do I 24M get my former best friend 25M to stop telling people I slept with his fiancé 25F? this dude's dedication to hating the troops is next level, i support it. if we want to help him, i think the first step would be to stop sleeping with his ex fiancé, but she is a baddie and that makes it difficult. small ghost posted:This is such an obvious self own, like if they just took on some of the kids that lived in their building they'd immediately have pro-daycare allies among the neighbours. People's commitment to pettiness at their own expense always amazes me. it's incredibly self defeating. it wins you nothing, makes the situation worse for everyone, and literally costs you money.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 20:23 |
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Hughlander posted:AITAH for the way I responded to my daughter asking if I had a crush? it's always good to get one with a heartwarming ending
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 18:15 |
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Jez is a good nickname though Belle works too!! i don't see the problem. maybe i'm biased because there's a batman villain named jezebel jet
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 16:02 |
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ExcessBLarg! posted:Give them the win, help make a memory they will cherish. that's why cats (including lions) will let kittens win in play fights. it builds confidence and enjoyment in a hobby (like video games and chasing gazelle)
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:38 |
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Quackles posted:Dredging up a classic: split the inheritance evenly, get the tattoo after the fact, be a hero and outsmart the dead woman. anything less makes you the worst sister and is grounds for immediate unsistering.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 21:07 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it school kid logic of hiding in th ebathroom so teacher can't call on you
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 19:24 |
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Hughlander posted:My roommate ate my beans so I went to his Baldur Gate Three game and threw every item of his inventory down a cliff, and saved over his prior saves? did he ask for the dude to go and buy a new bag of the special beans?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 13:19 |
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Enfys posted:Depending on the bean, it might not be available. I thought you were joking, that's wild. i didn't think beans got that serious. did op say if they got some of the chili?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 14:13 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:If you were so sure she was already cheating with her boss, you could have just found evidence of that instead of committing perjury. yeah but that takes effort and it's easier to lie
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 19:23 |
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i think it's the insane rereg guy
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 20:07 |
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Mx. posted:Just get better at sex genuinely just talk to your almost wife if you share a bed you can share a conversation
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 13:53 |
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you can say it and you must
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 19:50 |
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mllaneza posted:There's a 2026 eclipse if you can get to Iceland or Spain. and you can take you beautiful baby to it and have the sun empower them
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 17:46 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:His feelings are valid mind you, but he’s still an rear end and divorce is the kindest thing he can do. I agree with you but there's some irony in calling the big sad booby enjoyed valid. Edit: I think he should be forced to shave his head and be exiled from his state
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 17:25 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:It's his responsibility because he got her over there in the first place with a promise that he'd pay for the return trip. If he just said 'take it or leave it' on the original ticket then I'd have no problem, but what he wrote implies to me that he said 'oh, you thought of a different plan? fine I'm canceling your way home entirely' which is him backing out of a promise. yeah i get that. it'd be hard to do n the last day, but it wouldn't be unreasonable to do. the relationship is COOKED though that's done forever.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 17:45 |
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let's all chip in and buy her a ticket so she can hook up with all the italian men she wants edit: Baronjutter posted:You offered to take me on a date, but I'd actually like to go on a date with someone else. Can you simply move the dinner reservation to another date, still pay, and of course not show up? It's just moving the date so it won't cost you any more than you already planned to spend, stop being so controlling. you're really stretching the metaphor here and being dumb
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 17:51 |
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Sex Farm posted:The dude comes off as a dick but he shouldn't be shamed for not being aroused by someone anymore? i think, given the breadth of what we know about him from his posting, that not only should we shame him but that there should exist a government institution that can shame him more effectively into being a better person
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 18:00 |
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idk i've never had a trouble rescheduling a flight but at a certain point i don't think we're having the same discussion
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 18:43 |
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i've been told the thing i do with the people i date where I get something and we trade halves of our food is off putting.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 13:48 |
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Fil5000 posted:I find this conceptually off putting because as a general rule if I go somewhere where you order single plates then I want the thing I order, not half of it and half of something someone else wanted. What you're doing is tapas only worse. but then you can have two things
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 14:06 |
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i probably should have figured out i was bisexual earlier
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 14:10 |
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and i will and you'll watch and support me
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 14:29 |
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post cooler things idk,
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:44 |
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FMguru posted:AITA for telling my son/DIL that it’s not my fault their wedding was upstaged by my 50th birthday party. it sounds like one was a rager and the other was a classy affair so there shouldn't be a comparison. edit: i have relatives that get called "the big five" because things get very out of hand when these tannies and ooms show up
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 20:22 |
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The Alchemist posted:Girls who grew up in the south and arent ready for the Big City Life apparently(by the way, is it mentioned which city this took place in?) after the worst date of my life, with a girl who was talking about sandy hook being a false flag less than three weeks after it happened, she reached out to the friend and told her that I was too sensitive and the shirt I was wearing was "too loud". It was a regular button up and this has stuck with me ever since.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 14:38 |
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i was born in august
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 15:05 |
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yeah that's a major theme of the reconstruction era is how instead of any consequences or reparations uhh nothing happened they should be burned to the ground and the owners shouldn't be compensated
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 17:37 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Ask A Manager once shared an amazing story about a holiday party featuring magic (I don't know why men think magic is impressive to a date, I know the thing I look for on dates is to be an appreciative audience for someone's hijinks) i love this story. everybody but the magician wins.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 18:10 |
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both my parents were charles manson (long story)
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 21:34 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:yeah tbh making a whole society that requires people to be drivers but providing no means for the public to practice or develop the skill, or safe & reasonable alternatives, means we got ourselves into this first of all, his name is Robert Moses and I'm gonna be like the doomguy when I go to Hell trying to track down that rotten motherfucker
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:50 |
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Mordiceius posted:I've definitely worked with companies where the policy was "You get <x> amount of petty cash per diem per day - spend it how you wish." and I would know some people that would starve themselves or just eat ramen in their hotel rooms so they could pocket and extra $20 a day. a company i worked for let us pocket the hotel per diem difference and that lead to some dudes sleeping in their cars until gm caught one of the dudes and freaked out on the managers
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 20:24 |
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if you're that worried about it shower with your wife or i'll do it for you
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:28 |
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If my friend had an experience like that at the club and was crashing at my place because of it. The first people to find out would be everybody I know who goes clubbing, including my gf!
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 14:27 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:No one is interested in your whining. anybody who describes themselves as a "straight shooter" isn't, and anyone who says they "speak their mind" unfortunately isn't and typically what's on their mind is racism. we just talked about projection and here's this guy saying that she's gonna drive a wedge between him and his son like his actions aren't the problem. anyways, we should bring back struggle sessions
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 14:25 |
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text them
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 14:45 |
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it's a sixer that's a stern "take a nap and come back" who cares this thread does get worse when we're trying to one up each other with sad pet stories
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 16:19 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:41 |
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i had chili with elbow noodles for the first time last night and it was better than i expected
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 16:38 |