The_Franz posted:

"You have ADHD?"
"Yeah."
"So that means you gotta sit in the driveway and honk the horn?"
"It helps."

wheatpuppy posted:

If we follow the "everyone is fatter than you imagine" rule, it might even be possible that he really wasn't that drunk? Like, he weighs over 600 pounds, and has a liver the size of a small horse.

quote:

it wasn’t just André’s size that was legendary.

Friends called him one of the greatest drinkers who ever lived, with him reportedly getting through 106 beers in one night, having a case of wine delivered before a match and easily downing four bottles of wine, 25 beers and a handful of mixer drinks on average after it was over.

the holy poopacy posted:

I'm definitely on the guy's side about not oversharing at his job but uhhhhh

really dude?

Scathach posted:

I'm out to my coworkers because I had to put a stop to really lovely jokes when I first started. They're deep in redneck territory (we sell John Deere tractors) but have become tolerant of, and friendly toward, The Gays 🌈 because now they know one and it's not just some strange thing they heard on the internet.

Troublemaker posted:

Anyone have a spare spine? Found someone in need of a donation.

I (36M) think my wife (38F) is cheating on me and using me as a cover

Cythereal posted:

How to break to my college-age daughters that I'm dating someone their age??!! Please help

Paragraphs added.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

The US spends like $200 billion a year in healthcare costs associated with obesity and it's various comorbidities. Smoking is closer to $300 billion. We're kinda poo poo at taking care of ourselves, tbh.

Mordiceius posted:

Shanghaied posted:

AITA for telling my English teacher to mind her own business?

Maybe the English teacher is like "weather is not real, it's called 'climate change'"

Mx. posted:

While we're posting classics

My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where, causing a fight between us - April 7 2020

Kurieg posted:

It was something like how the love for a spouse will always be stronger than the love for a child. They would go on multiple month long vacations every year and just let the child be raised by the grandparents.

cult_hero posted:

I was working for a government agency and my training group of new hires were issued government travel cards prior to being sent to centralized training. One of my co-workers immediately used the card to withdraw the total of the expected per diem to hit a local casino, prior to even getting on a plane.

Anyway, they're in management now.

DreamingofRoses posted:

AITA for replacing everything of mine my wife breaks or damages with money from our joint budget.

Butter Activities posted:

My [22F] left-wing boyfriend's [31M] life has been taken over by conspiracy theories
(self.relationship_advice)

Any similarities between this post and real life posters are entirely coincidental

Fezz posted:

A story about an entitled mooch:


AITA for kicking out my roomate’s friend

Plus this absolutely unhinged moocher in the comments:

loving wild. Some people just think everything belongs to them.

Red Oktober posted:

So does this Ashley have a key or something? Because if she does it’s wild, and if she doesn’t and they just keep leaving the entire place unlocked that’s even wilder.

Hughlander posted:

AITA for silently getting up and walking out of the restaurant during NYE dinner after I was told to pay for everyone at the table (my inlaws)?

AceClown posted:

AITA (25F) for vetoing my partners (26M) gross icecream idea?

Kurieg posted:

AITA for making my parents replace my "toys" they decided to give away.

Chewbecca posted:

That town was pretty though, if I ever came back to America I'd want to see it in person, assuming it exists

Tarezax posted:

lmao people get such weird ideas about California