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mystes posted:I think Astraea is pretty decent for an unusual name? A 15-year-old would have been born in 2009 Are the parents perhaps fans of a certain game studio known for very difficult action RPGs? 
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Most specialized AI bots are instances of a generic AI bot like ChatGPT, given hidden instructions (usually in plain English like any other prompt) to essentially role-play as the sort of chatbot it’s supposed to be. It’s usually not that hard to get a bot to reveal these instructions ChatGPT itself was trained on hundreds of gigabytes of text documents- fiction, classics, references, technical documentation, ccopyrighted news articles without permission, everything they could get their hands on. There was probably enough romance in there that it can act as a suitor if you ask nicely
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Cacator posted:What's AFAB? All Foremen Are Bastards? Assigned Female At Birth. A lot of very young/online people have started saying this instead of just "male" or "female" to acknowledge the impermanence and arbitrariness of gender
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500excf type r posted:What makes you think the husband won't take care of the dog It sounds like the dog has major behavioral issues so taking care of it and retraining it will be a full-time job. It cannot be in the same house as preteens while those issues remain and it already has a history of biting people so it may be a lost cause :/
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling my mom she doesn't get to act like the victim when she named me after her late husband behind my dad's back? This is sad and mom obviously has major issues but how old is OP? Surely that rule stops applying at 18
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quote:My bio dad owns 2 houses. Idk if he has mortgages. I think cumulatively it’s about 3 acres. guillotine
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quote:Her friend had fake accent which I didn't mock. She was brand addict, show off and another typical foreign return. YTA before even getting to the fork part
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Clark Nova posted:lol wasn't there one a few months ago where the couple announced the wedding wouldn't have a bar and nobody wanted to go? Yes, because the wedding was intentionally scheduled to overlap some other holiday where most people would expect to drink (new years?)
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The way it's written makes it sound like he's falling asleep involuntarily no matter what he tries to avoid it, so maybe he does have a real issue. Or he's doing strenuous labor for all of those 15 hours, I dunno
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My "my wife is bi" T-shirt has no one asking any questions but if anyone did they would be answered by my shirt
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The correct thing to do there is to inherit the money and spend some of it on a tattoo
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I. M. Gei posted:I destroyed a chair seat once, but that was playing F-Zero GX. I’d expect nothing less from a gibbering man-ape
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“Top off the tank” is just pouring a little more water into it, right? It never touches the water already in the tank?Grey Cat posted:I can definitely pound a quart of chocolate milk, maybe 2 if it's all lactose free. This is leading up to a mod challenge isn’t it
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I feel like I remember a story from a while back where someone pulled a second surprise ceremony at someone else's wedding, sneaking in the officiant somehow
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Just reply to all criticism with “oh, wait, I hadn’t realized we invited two clowns to the wedding” and they will slink away in shame while everyone stands up and claps
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I don't think cutting off is the ultimatum they think it is because if both kids get disinherited they aren't part of the same family any more and then how can you object to them getting married
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If it were structured perfectly for rising drama that would just make a lot of people call it fake
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Captain Hygiene posted:Pnurtis is a chonker Mom should have been checked for gestational diabetes, hope everyone's ok
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Who else would be detonated besides people who deserve it? The post doesn't mention any children, siblings, or extended family
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My Spirit Otter posted:lol i live in a real country with free healthcare I hope you opted out of it because you really sound like you prefer the US system
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If the connection to Narnia is severed, you have to take it into the shop to get it relinked, it's a whole big production and kind of a pain in the rear end
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No, a cat would never display embarrassment
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quote:When I questioned him about why he had cheated he told me he wasnt the type to commit to anyone despite initially prusing me with the promise that we would be in a committed relationship. I can't figure out what word this is supposed to be
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A real lion diet would be nothing but handfuls of raw antelope
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It’s so hard to stay on the lion diet at college 
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Twins do that with each other when their age gap is measured in minutes
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Yeah that kid is going to kill someone and it probably won’t be himself
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My kitchen has one sink with neither a garbage disposal nor an overflow. If I left the water running and there was a bunch of debris in the drain, it could definitely spill over
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I thought goons all learned how birth tends to go from the WoW raiding incident
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Also how much longer is she planning to stay? An international plane ticket in the next few days is going to cost a stupendous amount of money, probably far more than the return ticket she already has
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IMO the rule should be that you can only post abuse stories with a happy ending, not trailing off in “am I the rear end in a top hat for not liking this? I dunno, it feels like my life is a living hell but on the other hand I also have severe stockholm syndrome”
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mystes posted:I think either 1) she's loving the husband or 2) she just wants to gently caress the husband and he's actually fixing stuff but she's deliberately creating problems as an excuse for calling him over Husband just keeps misinterpreting “please come over and lay some pipe”
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Catastrophe lesbian? Armageddon lesbian? Extinction-lesbo event?
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Final boarding for our nonstop flight to pound town
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Cloacamazing! posted:He pretended to have a crooked dick for twenty years, just so he could never be caught sending extramarital dick pics! I, too, remember the Prestige porn parody
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Barudak posted:OP is having a traditional lava volcano wedding and aunts daughter is tragically virginal and thus poses a safety hazard. It’s the bride’s special day so the unicorn has got to stay focused on her at all costs
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Mordiceius posted:After some thinking, Ive decided to name my new Siamese Fighting fish Eclipse (I currently lack the funds for a proper aquarium with heater+filter and keeping them in bowls is frowned upon but im currently working on some sort of temporary home. Would like some assistance. 
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