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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Barnacle Jim: Extremely Long Philtrum Confirmed
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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



 But check out that eye to mouth angle, woweee




https://incel.tech finally providing us with the proof we’ve always need. RIP Jim.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 HORRIBLY narrow jaw.

Whys this thing so judgemental let him rest in peace.

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
your post is long

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Haverchuck posted:

your post is long

Not the only thing, friend

My midface too apparently.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Kinda looks like the old Gmail icon

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LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Barnacle Jim is 56 years old

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 rest in peace king

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

LaserPrinter69 posted:

Barnacle Jim is 56 years old

sadly he died at the age of 69 from aids

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

SIDS Vicious posted:

sadly he died at the age of 69 from aids

drat. rest in peace

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

 Lol

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

TK8325 posted:

I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

fighting the urge to stay up all night changing Jims proportions until he is the face of god himself

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TK8325 posted:

I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

Oblivikn character creator

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Philtrum? Barely knew um!

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 love to openly allow phrenology to be discussed on my site in the wake of a damning New York Times article.

-- Jeffrey, probably

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011

TK8325 posted:

I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

Alexis Bledel with another Alexis Bledel coming out of her forehead and THAT forehead has Xenomorph secondary jaws

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MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
I got an extremely long DILLtrum if you catch my drift, OP.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
someone mentioned frolf earlier today

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 real answer is Taye Diggs smiling though

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 someone post the cspam tiny toes shooter guy's mugshot

that philtrum was truly epic

edit lol this guy

Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Apr 4, 2024

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
the philtrussy

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 he's the future of the human race, get used to it

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



 Meeee-ow!

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Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

TK8325 posted:

I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

Either early 60s Paul Newman or 2024 Rege Jean Page

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

TK8325 posted:

I wonder what the perfect face looks like?

Turn off your monitor ;)

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TK8325
Sep 22, 2014

Hammerite posted:

Turn off your monitor ;)

oh you....

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Toxic Mental posted:

someone post the cspam tiny toes shooter guy's mugshot

that philtrum was truly epic

edit lol this guy



I sold that guy a Switch like two weeks before he went on his shooting spree lol

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

 so it's your fault?

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 Yup. The lack of quality titles did him in

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
According to the website my face has a lot of perfects but I think my beard messes some of the metrics up

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Carlos Lantana posted:

the philtrussy

:pwn:

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
This computer thinks I'm way more handsome than I actually am. It also says my massive schnoz is ideal.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Does anyone know how he died? For reals?

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Bula Vinaka posted:

Does anyone know how he died? For reals?

SIDS Vicious posted:

sadly he died at the age of 69 from aids
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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

someone post the cspam tiny toes shooter guy's mugshot

that philtrum was truly epic

edit lol this guy



Drooling at the thought of rubbing my cock on that hot little slit

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Drooling at the thought of rubbing my cock on that hot little slit

Trying to slam the probation button but it's just not there

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

 Don’t yuck my yum breh

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 I wouldn't make fun of that guy he's killed before and will kill again

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

rest in peace king
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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 Barnacle Jim broke a leg and they had to put him down. RIP

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