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DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

they�re working pretty well

i saw there was also extra strength, but i don�t know if i�m ready for EXTREME BREATHING

# ? Apr 6, 2024 03:49

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:05

take my life... please!: We make everything you need and you need everything we make.

I have a breathing kink I really get into it

# ? Apr 6, 2024 06:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I use tactical breathing strips for men. They're based on covert Army Ranger breathing strip technology that got leaked in the early 2000's. Everyone in Afghanistan was using them.

# ? Apr 6, 2024 17:40

google THIS

Now I can't breathe left :dadjoke:

# ? Apr 6, 2024 21:17

RavenousScoot

snortin powdered breathe rite strips

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:02

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

RavenousScoot posted:

snortin powdered breathe rite strips

gonna open up your third eye as well as your nostrils

# ? Apr 7, 2024 01:26

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

im glad you can breathe properly but can you please keep your clothes on?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Apr 7, 2024 06:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

these little breathe wrong squares of thick paper are working :lsd:

# ? Apr 7, 2024 06:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I just did a batch in the air fryer. Try the ranch dip.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 10:00

Dumb Sex-Parrot

breathing wrong to own my enemies, real and imagined

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Apr 7, 2024 16:44

RavenousScoot

using the breathe right clothes pin to help try and learn to breathe through my skin like a frog

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 7, 2024 17:06

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i got these new breathe wrong strips and i

# ? Apr 7, 2024 17:36

Dumb Sex-Parrot

woah rip

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Apr 7, 2024 18:28

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

Barco Fiesta posted:

i got these new breathe wrong strips and i

rip in peace

# ? Apr 7, 2024 20:09

RavenousScoot

applying hundreds of breatheright strips and then stepping into a chamber that fills with water that slowly increases in pressurization before it opens to the deep sea where I swim away from the sub on the search for sunken baubles and trinkets

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 7, 2024 20:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Ahem, these are not from the Breatheright region of France.

# ? Apr 7, 2024 20:34

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Barco Fiesta posted:

i got these new breathe wrong strips and i

goondolences, hoping for a swift recovery

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Apr 7, 2024 22:14

google THIS

Putting a Breatheright strip on a fish's snout while Also Sprach Zarathustra plays

# ? Apr 8, 2024 01:31

RavenousScoot

breathe left balloons air into your lungs
breathe right billows air into your lungs

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 8, 2024 04:51

RavenousScoot

*flushes sinuses out with saline spray and a neti pot
puts on two breathe rights
two pumps of flonase (each nos)
breathes into the mic for 20 seconds*

until next time
breathe clear
stay oxygenated
I'll see you on the next aspiration

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 8, 2024 04:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

NASA Engineer discovers oxygen on distant planet after slapping a breathe right strip on a radio telescope.

# ? Apr 8, 2024 13:59

cruft

DoomCroissant posted:

they�re working pretty well

i saw there was also extra strength, but i don�t know if i�m ready for EXTREME BREATHING

I tried those things but I couldn't keep them lit.

# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:46

cruft

Real talk: I bought these things you cram up your nose to wedge your nostrils open. They're reusable, you just gotta rinse the boogers off in the morning.

Seems like they're called "nasal dilators". The ones I got are sold as "Nasilator" brand. A+ recommend.

# ? Apr 8, 2024 18:49

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

the knowledge of how to breathe right is being lost by the current generations who rely on technology. all they know is twerk, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and wear breathing strip.

# ? Apr 8, 2024 19:52

RavenousScoot

sneaking breathe right strips between the bacon strips on my work enemy's BLT, then having white castle, raw garlic cloves, and a glass of whole milk for my own lunch

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Apr 8, 2024 20:55

google THIS

Is your teen breathing right? Learn about this dangerous new trend putting our youth at risk, tonight at 10

# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:31

calhoun

google THIS posted:

Is your teen breathing right? Learn about this dangerous new trend putting our youth at risk, tonight at 10

im gonna stay up that late for my boy

# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:43

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Christmas edition Wreathe Right strips

# ? Apr 8, 2024 21:55

baka of lathspell

Barco Fiesta posted:

i got these new breathe wrong strips and i

^{join dork order}
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 01:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

baka of lathspell posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2024 05:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

confused dyslexic people stuffing them in their bras

# ? Apr 9, 2024 14:05

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

watho posted:

goondolences, hoping for a swift recovery

i smoked some w33d and now i feel better

# ? Apr 9, 2024 21:52

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:05

FutonForensic

doubles as a poo poo right strip iykwim

# ? Apr 10, 2024 17:04

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