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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > eyes hurting for normal reasons
 
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
before you ask no. ive always had Pain Eyes. doctors say its because of inheritence. so lets talk about the normal things we all do when weve got little tiny dots on our corneas/irisii. and ways that can make them go away like if i stare into a super bright lamp does it all reset. no bad udeas people lets see what youeve got

crimes

* # ? Apr 9, 2024 21:56
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
smoke w33d to reduce intraocular pressure

* # ? Apr 9, 2024 21:59
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
slapping my desk blindly, knocking over a bong, laptop, jar of shake, lighter, "god dammit woman im playin bongos!"

crimes

* # ? Apr 10, 2024 04:18
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
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* # ? Apr 10, 2024 04:46
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baka of lathspell

 Eyes hurting for paranormal reasons: me eyes haunted by ghosts


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* # ? Apr 10, 2024 05:20
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
you wanna rotate your peepers every 5,000 hours or so, and be sure to clean the filters monthly

* # ? Apr 10, 2024 05:50
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ToastGhost

20% cooler
Wouldn't it be hosed up if you had to brush your eyeballs so they wouldn't rot? I'm glad that's not the case.

* # ? Apr 10, 2024 08:10
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Piss And Shittium
 I like to fire a blow torch into my retina for around 33 seconds. Normally sorts it out every time.


* # ? Apr 10, 2024 09:44
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DoomCroissant

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god help you if your immune system finds out about them

* # ? Apr 10, 2024 13:14
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Farecoal

There he go
Eyeballs are parasites that have convinced you that you need sight to live. Pluck out those freeloaders now and fhebehhhhhh

* # ? Apr 10, 2024 15:38
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Dumb Sex-Parrot
 just squeeze them real hard to get the surplus goop out






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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
eyes hurting for tried to put drugs in them reasons actually and not looking at the eclipsebahaha

* # ? Apr 11, 2024 07:27
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